-Joy & Payne are on a plane headed from Hawaii to New York for the Madness 9/11 tribute show. There was a very gloomy feel flying to New York so close to 9/11, but it had to be done to make it to the show in time. They are both still in a good mood since being on vacation and haven't had an argument yet. Hunter is drinking Pepsi, while Joy is drinking a Martini-







Payne: I can't believe you talked me into upgrading to first class.


Joy: Better than coach.


Payne: Yeah but I don't belong in first class. There are like no other Mexicans here!


Joy: So what? Besides, first class can't handle anymore Latin Heat anyway ;)


Payne: I do bring the heat don't I?


Joy: Yes you do... Cheers!


Payne: Cheers!


-They bang their glasses together and drink-


Joy: So have you found out who your wrestling on Madness?


Payne: Some stereotypical white mafia guy.


Joy: Ohhh scary...


Payne: Haha yeah, he might make me sleep with the fishes! Hahaha what a joke.


Joy: So what type of match are you going to be in with the Godfather-wannabe?


Payne: Heyman's surprise. Paul Heyman will have a surprise for the winner.


Joy: What do you think the surprise will be?


Payne: Well it's Paul Heyman, so it's probably a punishment... but then again, I heard he's been smoking a lot of the chronic lately, making him more mellow. So it could go either way.


Joy: That's cool. Hmmm... I'm feeling kinda frisky...


Payne: Well that is like your 4th Martini? I wouldn't doubt it.


Joy: Hey Hunter have you ever been in the mile high club? ;)


Payne: Joy, I've been wrestling for years. Traveling constantly. By car, plane, and train.


Of course...


I haven't...


Ever...


Been in the mile high club....


Wait...

Have you???




Joy: Not recently....



-What a dirty slut! But don't tell her I said that-


Payne: Wow...


Joy: Don't worry, I'll make sure you lose your air-V card today ;)


Payne: Don't you think that's kinda inappropriate, being so close to 9/11 and all?


Joy: uhh no! It's just sex, you're over thinking it.


-Good point-




Payne: Yeah, you're right...



Joy: Great. Well I'll be in the restroom, I hope I remember to lock it ;)


-Joy goes to the restroom as Hunter gets himself hyped up for sex-



Payne: Alright. What time is it? Game time! What time is it? Game time!



-Hunter downs his Pepsi and goes into the unlocked restroom-


















Joy: Hey babe, how are you feeling?


Payne: Violated... Was the the duct tape really necessary?


Joy: I didn't want anybody to hear you scream.


Payne: You suck!


Joy: Damn right I do...


-Payne falls asleep as Joy orders another Martini and puts SportsCenter on their personal TVs-