Five thousand fans are packed in the War Room. What was once abandoned storage facility continues to undergo renovations under the direction of Giovanni Ferrari. The fans are drunk and disorderly tonight as they get ready for two hours of exciting action.


Upon entering the War Room, we notice that this isn't your typical wrestling venue. The venue setup resembles something you'd see out of a film that depicts a post-apocalyptic city. The grunge-like, gritty makeup of the facility gives off a rebellious undertone. The barriers that separate the audience from the ring are random pieces of scrap metal that have been welded together. The pounding sound of metal fills the room from the demanding, bloodthirsty fans who pound the barriers with the bottom of their fists.


The always popular "Winner Ride" (a chute that takes weaker members of the roster on a ride to Mexico) remains in place, eager to swallow its first victim of the night.


Above the entrance tunnel of the stage is a sky box that holds General Manager Giovanni Ferrari and Assistant General Manager John Madison. They also happen to be the commentary team of Warfare.


Our cameras transition to the sky box where Giovanni Ferrari and John Madison are ready to give their rundown of tonight's show.


John Madison: "Holy shit, Gio. Is it just me or does this place get more and more crowded as the weeks progress?"


Giovanni Ferrari: "Yes, John. Every week I try to have the workers upgrade the seating arrangements in the War Room. It's a very tedious process, but the payoff is great! Look at all these crazy War Mongers in the building!"


John Madison: "You gotta stop that, Gio. Our security runs thin enough as it is. I don't need a bunch of these fuckers getting crazy ideas. We're underground, you know. I don't think this building even passes safety codes."


Giovanni Ferrari: "You're just being paranoid, John. Enjoy yourself for once. After all, you have that big King Match coming up."


John Madison: "Yeah, whatever. Look, that's a Madness thing; I really don't want to get into that right now. You all saw how I felt about it last week when I left Griffin MacAlister laying in that ring with blood seeping through his teeth. I have nothing else to say about it."


Giovanni Ferrari: "Very well, king. So why don't we talk about tonight?"


John Madison: "No, I'm too annoyed now thanks to you... Fuck it, what do you have in store tonight?"


Giovanni Ferrari: "Glad you asked! We have two rookie matches; a three-way X-Treme rules Thumbtacks match featuring Jason E Smith, Jack Kronus, and Vynl; Mike Harrison taking on Smoke Man; and our main event with the oddball team of Alexandra Callaway and Eli James IV taking on Troy Turner and Cam Lang of Extreme Revolution."


John Madison: "That's despicable, Gio. How is Eli supposed to concentrate out there when the bitch who's gunning for his title is in his corner? Plus, Callaway's track record in tag team matches speaks for itself. She walks away when things get tough, and she turns on her partners. This is nothing more than a handicap match, Gio."


Giovanni Ferrari: "Oh come on, John! I think Callaway will do the right thing tonight."


John Madison: "Well then you have poor observation skills, Gio. At least in a handicap match, Eli wouldn't have to worry about some wench stabbing him in the back. You're really starting to remind me of that scumbag Paul Heyman. I beginning to think I made a mistake in recommending you for the job..."


Giovanni Ferrari: "And on that note, let's take it to the ring for our first match!"




From Suffolk, Virginia it's Bigg E!





From Florence, Alabama it's Joseph Kain!





Bigg E and Joseph Kain immediately lock up as soon as the the bell sounds and this match begins. Kain catching Bigg E with a mean left hook and a few quick right jabs. Bigg E retaliates with some chops to Kain's chest and a knee to Kain's gut, that causes him to double over. From there Bigg E plows Kain down with Clothesline!


Bigg E then rips Kain from the canvas and hits Kain with a Fireman's Carry Slam! Bigg E spins Kain around and immediately puts Kain in an Ankle Lock! Bigg E wrenches the hold tight and Kain lets out a scream in agony as he flies his free leg back, trying to kick Bigg E in the head. Bigg E seems to only be fueled by this and proceeds to pull the Ankle Lock tighter, with each kick that manages to actually connect. Bigg E's eyes bulge as he bellows out in fury and Kain shrieks in pain. Kain knows he can't get Bigg E to let go! Kain's only hope is if he breaks the hold by grabbing the ropes!


Kain looks to the ropes! Oh God they're so far away!


Determination and pain, meld together and radiate from Kain's eyes as he looks at the ropes. With a surge of adrenaline Kain pushes himself to his limits and uses all his strength to dive forward. His fingers are inches from the ropes. Can he do it? Will he make it?


He does! Kain grabs the bottom rope and the hold is broken!


Joseph Kain slowly rises to his feet and Bigg E is escorted away from Kain by the ref. Kain's left leg is really feeling the hurt from that Leg Lock. It looks as though he can't put all his weight on the injured leg. Hopefully this doesn't hold him back.


Before Kain has time to catch his full bearings Bigg E charges in an attempt to deliver a Spear! However Kain manages to leap aside and Bigg E slams into the ropes! Kain moves in and spins Bigg E around and hits Bigg E with an Uppercut, followed by a Roundhouse Kick! Bigg E drops but Kain looks to be in some pain from using his left leg to deliver that Roundhouse Kick.


Kain drops onto Bigg E and goes to cover for the pin! However the count isn't even begun before Bigg E shoves Kain off him. From there Bigg E rises to his feet and drags Kain with him by Kain's hair. Kain's left leg shakes and slightly buckles, when he is rocked by several punches to the head by Bigg E. Following that Bigg E catches Kain with a Military Press! Bigg E yanks Kain up from the canvas again and executes The Bottom Line (Pedigree)!


Bigg E covers Joseph Kain for the pin!


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WINNER(S):Bigg E

Ace Lightning and Garret "The Phoenix" Myers are standing in the ring looking to start their match, when suddenly Giovanni Ferrari begins to address them, from his place in the manager's skybox. A microphone in his hand and a big reassuring smile on Gio's face, how could anyone be suspicious or untrusting of this man?


Gio: Gentlemen....gentlemen. I've decided the dedication and the sheer effort you managed to show during the days leading up to your match, have warranted you something few superstars here on Warfare, might get a chance of experiencing. I've decided that you both don't even need to wrestle. I am simply declaring you both, the "winners" of this match! Congrats!


John Madison who is sitting next to Giovanni, instantly pops up with an outraged expression as he throws a cup of coffee from the skybox in protest. The coffee drops into the audience and manages to scald a couple fans. Screams echo, but here in the War Room the fans' health and well being isn't really taken note of, so few pay much attention to the burn victims.


Madison: What the fuck!!! No! I will not allow this in my kingdom! Gio you've got to be out of your God damn mind, if you think I'll stand by and just hand someone a win. Let alone two people in the same match! I'm partial overlord to Warfare, King and Shane is my father...so it's pretty safe to say I own the XWF! That means I own everyone who works for this company! I think what you just tried to do there shows you're drunk on power and we can't have that here! I won't work for a company that allows a lunatic to start decreeing whatever he wants and everyone just has to agree, and go along with whatever it is. You're out of order Gio and I move to place you in contempt of this court!


Giovanni just stares at Madison and shakes his head.


Gio: No...John, you misunderstand, these men showed extraordinary effort before their match and it proved them both to be "real winners".


Madison: You've lost your mind! Neither man did anything this week that was extraordinary! They didn't release promos, they didn't even show up and sign the acknowledgement document, to show they knew they had a match. I thought they both quit, until I looked down after my power nap I took during Bigg E and Kain's match and seen them in the ring. They should at least have to beat the shit out of each other and give some sort entertainment.


Gio: No John, these men are "Real Winners"! They both deserve to win the match and I believe they even deserve a special trip on "The Winners' Ride".


Madison looked at Giovanni as a look of confusion darted across his eyes. Obviously confused why his friend and co-gm, keeps calling the men in the ring "real winners" and doing air quotes each time as he does this. After the third time of Giovanni repeating himself, Madison eyes pop open wide like he was walloped with an anvil over the head and suddenly, a smile spreads across Madison's face.


Madison: Oh yeah! I thought you decided to pussy out of hooking up the "real winners" here in the XWF with a prestigious acknowledgement like what "The Winners' Ride" is. I mean it hasn't been used since we installed the fucking thing, I figured we were just using that thing for our dirty laundry now, or something.


Both Ace Lightning and Garret Myers exchange uncertain looks as both John Madison and Gio look down at both men, with large grins. Now seeing one of these men with a big smile can be nerve rattling, but when both are addressing you with a grin, that's more frightening then it is pleasant.


Gio: Gentlemen, you have the great honor of being Warfare's first superstars to take a ride on "The Winners' Ride". Naturally, you'll need a good send off, so please let's bring out our honorary escorts to the "Winners' Ride"....Mr. Radio and KinwrathiI.


Almost as if out of nowhere Kinwrathi and Mr. Radio, approach from behind Ace and Garret. Kinwrathi and Radio begin to escort Ace and Garret from the ring as both men, really appear to freak out. They are pushed towards a massive, steel door that appears to open up to some sort of chute, leading even further down. However, right as Ace and Garret get brought up to the metal door is when both men realize something very wrong is going on and they spin around, in order to resist being moved towards the metal door any further. Both Ace and Garret get into a fighting stance.


Oooohh......but they don't get to take a single swing in defense, cause here comes Mr. Supernova, dropping from the rafters right behind Ace and Garret! Supernova immediately injects both Ace and Garret with two syringes filled with an unidentified blue liquid, to their necks and the men instantly drop. The three aliens of the XWF share a grin and a laugh at Ace and Garret's misfortune, before Supernova pulls open the metal door, revealing a huge chute that does in fact go down even further than the already seedy bowels, that is the War Room. Radio grabs Ace Lightning and tosses him like a sack of potatoes down the chute and Kinwrati follows suit with Garret Myers, dusting his hands off in an overly exaggerated fashion, after Garrett disappears down the chute.


Kinwrathi: Hope those cunts enjoy refried beans and becoming part of the Mexican underground slave trade.


Radio: Disgusting, putrid bags of human flesh jelly. I'm disgusted by the fact, I had to touch those foul creatures.


Supernova: Aren't you disgusted like that, from all humans?


Radio: Yes, but this time it was even worse! I think I might need to burn off the filth that those insufficient mounds of walking human waste left behind as a residue on my hands. I feel so unclean!


With that all three resident aliens of the XWF, walk off as cameras pan up and see Madison looking over a couple of wallets.


Madison: I sure hope Ace Lightning and Garret Myers, won't need their wallets, or passports wherever they went. I took the liberty of having someone grab them for me, but I guess it's too late.


Giovanni: Yes, far too late! Both men already took their trip on "The Winners' Ride" and I doubt either men was coherent enough to even be able to hang onto something, like a wallet, or a passport. Although who needs identification, when you've been given such a dignified and important send off like one gets when they slip down "The Winners' Ride". Heck, they're probably so happy and full of joy to be sent down on a ride of wonder and delight such as "The Winners' Ride" truly is, I doubt we'll ever see them again.


Giovanni looks at Madison, who seems to have stopped paying attention and has began writing down something on a paper.


Gio: What are are you doing, John? What's that you're writing down?


Madison: You said those men won't be back. That's a huge waste of a couple of social security numbers. I figured I might as well hang onto them. You never know if a superstar here in the XWF who's here illegally, might need some help so he can stay and wrestle. I heard Juan Madison was having some issues with his immigration status.


Gio: Of course he is. Well hopefully "Juan" can get that matter sorted out. Anyway, let's get on towards the next match, shall we.




The bell rings as all three men prepare for a good old fashion thumbtack match!


Neither man wants to be close to the ropes as they keep a watchful eye over their shoulders. One small slip up could land them in human pin cushion status.


Vynl charges after Smith, but Smith ducks down and catches Vynl into a fireman's carry.


Giovanni Ferrari: "Uh oh-- it looks like Smith is gonna try to dump Vynl out of the ring."


John Madison: "Smith has one of the best fireman's carries that I've seen in the XWF too, this is the move that Vynl needed to avoid."


Smith succeeds into throwing Vynl over the top rope, but Vynl manages to grab a hold of the top rope in order to prevent himself from landing in the sea of thumbtacks.


Giovanni Ferrari: "Vynl is still in this."


Hanging from the top rope, Vynl whips his legs back into the ring to safety. He avoids the floor covered in thumbtacks like it's a pool of acid.


Vynl is standing up on the apron now. Smith punches him, trying to knock him off. Vynl anticipates the second punch though. He ducks and throws his shoulder into the gut of Smith. Vynl throws himself over the top rope and executes a sunset flip on Smith. Rather than rolling up Smith, Vynl tries to turn Smith over into a Boston crab, but in comes Jack Kronus to break up the hold. Kronus then clotheslines Vynl over the top rope! This time Vynl falls to the outside floor, but he manages to land on his feet. Vynl nearly loses his balance but he maintains his footing.


Giovanni Ferrari: "Another excellent display of agility by Vynl as he was a slip away from landing back-first into the thumbtacks."


Kronus puts Smith away with a hip toss to the center of the ring. He runs and shoots himself through the ropes and into Vynl with a suicide dive to the outside. He knocks Vynl into the crowd barrier, not quite inflicting any damage with the thumbtacks just yet.


Kronus peels Vynl off of the barrier and drags him towards a pile of thumbtacks built up on the outside floor. Kronus goes to scoop slam Vynl onto the thumbtacks, but Vynl kicks his feet and is able to shift his weight behind Kronus, avoiding the nasty fate that awaits. Vynl clubs Kronus in the back with a forearm, and then attempts a running bulldog, but Kronus pushes Vynl forward into the ring steps. Kronus walks over to continue his attack on Vynl, but Jason E Smith comes into the picture. Smith attacks Vynl with some punches followed by a big knee to the gut.


Smith picks up Vynl into a bear hug and then runs him back-first into the ring post. Smith shifts his attention over to Kronus who's huddle over the ring steps nearby. Smith picks up Kronus like he's gonna go for a spine buster on the thumbtacks, but Kronus breaks free after an eye gouge. Kronus hits Smith with an uppercut, bends him over, and sets him up for a DDT. But Smith breaks free after a punch to the gut.


Vynl is back in the picture now. Rather than trying to slam one of the competitors onto the thumbtacks Vynl grabs a handful of them instead and throws them into the face of Kronus! The tacks cause Kronus to some disorientation as he stumbles around. Unfortunately for Kronus, he stumbles backwards into a full nelson from Jason E Smith!


John Madison: "Slam him! SLAM HIM!"


As Madison begs on commentary, Smith throws Kronus into the air and drops him back-first with a full nelson slam onto the thumbtacks! Kronus yells out in pain. He tries to sit up, but Smith plants his foot down into his chest. Vynl goes for the attack, but Smith counters and gives him a spine buster onto the thumbtacks right next to Kronus! Kronus alleviates the pain by rolling over on top of Vynl and pushing himself up. We get a close up of Kronus's back.


Giovanni Ferrari: "His back is covered in thumbtacks, John!"


John Madison: "Of course it is, there's thousands of thumbtacks surrounding the ring! I didn't go through all of this trouble for nothing."


Smith takes Kronus and throws him across the outside padding into another pile of tacks. Smith then throws Vynl into the ring. Smith waits for Vynl to recover and smashes into him with a running clothesline. Smith throws Vynl into the ropes and catches him into a spine buster. Smith covers Vynl.


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Smith waits for Vynl to sit up. It looks like he might be going for the Smithy Superkick!


Smith is about to charge in for the attack-- but Kronus grabs a hold of Smith's ankle and pulls him out of the ring! Kronus kicks Smith between the legs, pulls him in, and drops him onto the thumbtacks with a Samoan Drop!


Kronus slides into the ring and gives Vynl the Desire for Despair (Dominator)! and covers him.


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Smith jumps in to break the count but is too late!


Jack Kronus takes the win, but everyone is going home tonight with several tiny friends stuck in their backs!

WINNER(S): Jack Kronus

Smoke and Harrison locks arms in the ring as they try to overpower one another. Harrison backs Smoke into the corner and gives him some chops, but Smoke turns things around and thrusts his shoulder into Harrison's sternum instead. Smoke throws Harrison into the ropes. He attempts to deliver Harrison with a back body drop, but Harrison counters with a sunset flip into a roll up.


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Harrison and Smoke recover simultaneously. Harrison throws a forearm to the face of Smoke. Smoke fires back with a knee to the mid section. Smoke pushes Harrison down to the mat after an arm wrench and drops his elbow into the chest of Harrison. Smoke picks up Harrison and goes for a suplex, but Harrison lands on his feet behind Smoke. Harrison gives Smoke a bulldog!


Harrison then climbs up to the top rope.


Harrison jumps down for a strike on Smoke, but Smoke reaches up with his hand and grabs Harrison by the throat! Smoke delivers Harrison to the mat with a choke slam, followed by the Smoke Screen Armbar! Harrison is caught by surprise by all of this. His positioning is unfavorable with his body being in the center of the ring. Harrison is unable to make any progress towards the ropes, and he taps out!


Smoke Man win by submission!

WINNER(S): Smoke Man

The bell sounds with all four competitors squaring off in the ring. Callaway tries to coordinate an attack with Eli on Lang and Turner. Eli nods his head and acts like he's in it with her. Callaway charges after Lang and Turner, but Eli simply shoves her from behind into Lang and Turner who kick and punch Callaway into the mat!


Giovanni Ferrari: "What the hell was that!? Eli just fed his partner to the wolves."


John Madison: "What are you talking about, Gio? This is excellent strategy displayed by Eli James IV."


Giovanni Ferrari: "What the hell are you talking about? Extreme Revolution is beating the hell out of this poor woman while Eli James IV is standing in the corner praying."


John Madison: "You better bite your fucking tongue there, Gio. Eli's prayers are more powerful than you'd think. I have no doubt in my mind that he is in fact channeling into a higher power."


Lang and Turner continue to stomp Callaway in the corner while Eli James prays in the opposite corner.


Giovanni Ferrari: "Eli shouldn't be praying right now! He needs to get in there and fight!"


John Madison: "Are you kidding me right now, Gio? You're gonna sit there and try to take away Eli James' first amendment right to freedom of religion? This is a monumental day in America to see a man exercising that right in a wrestling ring."


Giovanni Ferrari: "Meanwhile, Callaway is suppose to just get the hell beaten out of her by two men?"


John Madison: "Oh come on, Gio. I'm sure it's not the first time. Every now and then you gotta show your wench some tough love. Not only that, but Callaway is getting a taste of her own medicine when she left Christine Nash out to hang."


Troy Turner forces Callaway down onto her hands and knees, allowing Cam LAng to apply a camel clutch with ease. Once shes held down, Turner slaps her repeatedly in the face, bullying her. He then digs down into the crotch of his tights, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and shoves it into Callaway's mouth!


Giovanni Ferrari: "This is sickening! How can you condone this, John? Especially after it the Extreme Revolution gave you this very same treatment..."


John Madison: "I condone it because it's a wrestling match, Gio. You gotta be ready for anything and everything when you step through those ropes, even dollar bills from Troy Turner's undies."


Lang slips out of the ring and goes under the ring. He pulls out a table and... oh for fuck's sake...


Giovanni Ferrari: "Are you kidding me? Last week it was a golden, diamond encrusted steel chair. Now this week it's a table that looks to be spray painted in gold and has diamonds encrusted around the edges!"


Troy Turner slides the stylish table into the ring, and sets it up next to where Cam Lang has the camel clutch on Callaway.


John Madison: "I'm sure Ted Turner is sitting at home, proud to be watching his son spending his money responsibly."


Giovanni Ferrari: "They now have this ridiculous looking golden table set up..."


Cam Lang picks up Callaway and sets her on Turner's shoulders. Turner is about to put Callaway through the table with a powerbomb, but Eli James moves the table out of the way and Callaway's back hits nothing but the mat!


With Callaway knocked down, Eli James has to fight off both Extreme Revolution members. He knocks both men back with punches.


Giovanni Ferrari: "After spending the opening minutes of the match praying, Eli James IV has finally decided to join in on the match."


John Madison: "And look at how strong he is, Gio! If he hadn't prayed, there's no way he would be able to fight off both of these guys right now."


Eli grabs Turner and Lang and headbutts them into each other!


Eli then body slams Lang onto the golden table, trying to break it, but the table is still in tact. Eli scoops up Lang again and gives him another body slam-- still no break. Eli gives Lang a THIRD body slam onto the table! The table still doesn't break. Eli goes for a fourth, but finally Turner runs in and attacks Eli from behind. Turner and Eli trade punches in the ring now while Lang is still laid out on the golden table.


Meanwhile, Callaway has found it in herself to dig deep and is climbing to the top rope! She dives off for a senton bomb, aiming for Cam Lang on the table, but Lang rolls out of the way and Callaway ends up putting herself through the table!


John Madison: "Welp, so long Callaway. That bitch is out of here."


Giovanni Ferrari: "Negative, John. Remember, the contestants cannot eliminate themselves from the match. It has to be at the hands of an opponent."


Lang dumps Callaway out of the ring, allowing he and his partner, Turner, to go to worker on Eli James in the corner. Turner scoops up Eli and places him on the top rope. Cam Lang then pulls Eli off the top with a superplex!


Ally reenters the ring now and goes to work on Turner with some chops. However, Lang wraps his arms around Ally's shins, which allows Turner to knock her down with a clothesline.


Cam Lang goes to the outside to retrieve a fresh table. He manages to slide the table in the ring but then he's met by Eli James who comes crash in with a baseball slide. Eli takes Lang and throws him face-first into the ring post. Eli retrieves another table from outside of the ring and leans it up against the ring apron, slanting it. Eli goes to powerbomb Lang into that same table, but Lang reverses into a hurricanrana shooting Eli face-first into the table! The table doesn't break but Eli does hit his head pretty badly on the top of the table. The camera gets a close up shot of the crack in the table left by Eli's head.


Back inside of the ring, Turner has the table set up that Lang recovered from earlier. He approaches Callaway, but Callaway catches him off guard with a drop toe hold. Callaway then runs off the ropes and pops him in the nose with a basement drop kick. Callaway picks up Turner and gives him a vertical suplex onto the top of the table. The table doesn't break but we can only assume that one more big move and it's done for.


Giovanni Ferrari: "Callaway is climbing to the top rope now. What does she have in mind here?"


John Madison: "This chick is a dumbass. This move didn't work the first time she tried it."


Callaway jumps off the top rope and plants both of her feet down into the sternum of Troy Turner on the table, but no breakage!


Giovanni Ferrari: "Holy shit, a flying double stomp still wasn't enough. Nevertheless, Troy Turner is in a world of pain right now as he gasps for air."


John Madison: "When I ordered these tables, I told them to make these tables extra durable. Except for that golden shit that Turner brought in. That asshole spent all of that money on his diamond encrusted table and it was flimsy as shit."


Giovanni Ferrari: "You're an evil man, John... good thinking though. Cardboard tables aren't gonna cut it here in the War Room!"


Callaway throws some punches into the face of Turner now. Callaway then steps through the ropes and positions herself on the apron. With Turner still positioned on the table, Callaway attempts a slingshot move of some kind, but Cam Lang, who has been on the outside all this time, reaches up and yanks her down! Callaway falls violently onto the outside mat.


At that moment, Eli James sneaks up behind Lang and nails him with a low blow, dropping him to his knees right next to Callaway.


Eli walks up the steps and onto the apron now... Wait a minute...


Giovanni Ferrari: "No way... the big boy is climbing to the top rope!"


John Madison: "Oh shit. Eli, no!"


Giovanni Ferrari: "Eli better say another prayer before he jumps!"


Eli takes a moment to balance himself on the top rope; it's obviously unfamiliar territory for him. Once he does, he takes the risk and comes flying through the air with his 300 pound body!


Turner rolls off the table just in time! And Eli goes crashing elbow-first through the table!


Giovanni Ferrari: "I can't believe Eli actually went for it! I think he hurt his elbow badly on that one."


John Madison: "God fucking damn it, Mystica!"


Giovanni Ferrari: "Mystica? Why are you yelling at Mystica?"


John Madison: "Mystica obviously isn't praying hard enough otherwise Eli would have landed that shit."


Giovanni Ferrari: "Wow, you really believe in this church thing, don't you?"


John Madison: "I don't have to believe in it in order to understand it, Gio. Eli has been on a roll since the moment he came into this company and he had his followers praying for him this entire time. There's obviously something that's empowering him. That's why I said, Mystica better be fuckin' praying for his boy right now."


Eli James recovers to his feet as he grasps at his elbow. Turner notices it and exploits the weakness to his advantage. Turner pulls Eli to the center of the ring and applies an arm wrench, followed by a elbow smash to the back of Eli's arm. Eli falls to the ground in pain and rolls around. Turner continues to target Eli's elbow by stomping away at it.


Turner runs off the ropes and catches Eli with a float over DDT.


On the outside of the ring, Callaway throws punches at Lang as they make their way over to one of the tables that was setup prior to the match even taking place. Callaway swings at Lang, but Lang ducks and gives her a fireman's carry onto the set up table. Lang meets with Callaway on top of the table and goes for a piledriver, but Lang reverses into a back body drop! Lang lands with his upper back bouncing off the edge of the table and falls onto the floor.


Inside the ring, Troy Turner has managed to gets his paws on a foreign object of some kind... it's a red satin sack that's about the size of a small shopping bag. The sack is heavy; it's filled with something. Turner takes the satin sack, and smacks Eli James over the head with it! Upon impact, the satin sack bursts open and hundreds of gold coins go flying through the air!


Giovanni Ferrari: "Oh my God! Turner just nailed Eli over the head with a sack of coins!"


John Madison: "Wow, this guy actually carries around a money bag filled with gold coins? Who is he, Scrooge McDuck?"


Giovanni Ferrari: "Some of those gold coins flew into the front row and the fans are fighting over them!"


John Madison: "I'm sure Ted Turner is thrilled to see how well his fortune is being treated."


With Eli knocked out cold, Turner is able to go on the outside to assist his partner. Turner runs into Callaway with a knee strike and pushes her down to the floor.


Turner and Lang double team Callaway with some stomps now...


Turner shouts instructions to Lang as he positions himself in front of the table.


Lang picks up Callaway, lifts her onto his shoulder, and sets her onto Turner's shoulders in position for a powerbomb!


Lang shouts at Turner, "drop her!"


Turner is gonna powerbomb Cally through the table-- but wait,


Callaway reverses the powerbomb into a hurricanrana which causes Turner to crash into the side of the table.


Callaway sits up and Lang is there to meet her with an attack. Lang throws a punch, but Callaway blocks it, grabs him by the back of his neck, and shoves him face-first into the top of the table! Lang's face bounces off the wood as he falls on his ass.


By this time, Eli James has fully recovered and is joining Callaway on the outside.


Eli picks up where Callaway left off by stomping Cam Lang into the ground.


Meanwhile, Callaway has Turner up on her shoulders! Callaway then puts Turner through the table with a fireman's carry! Turner is eliminated!


It's now Callaway and James versus Cam Lang.


Eli James scoops up Lang and shoves him into the ring where Callaway is setting up a fresh table.


Eli James is about to insert himself into the ring but he's attacked! He's attacked by none other than LJ Havok; the third member of Extreme Revolution!


Havok is pounding away at the back of Eli James! Havok throws Eli into the ring steps and continues to beat on him with kicks and punches.


In the ring, Callaway stays focused on the task at hand. She takes Cam Lang and puts him onto her shoulders. She's gonna try to put him through the table the same way she did Turner!


But Lang shifts his weight and lands on his feet to the side of Callaway.


Lang throws his elbow into the ribs of Callaway, and then picks her up for a powerbomb. But Callaway fights back-- she punches Lang until he falls down on his back with Callaway on his chest still punching. Callaway runs off the ropes and catches Cam Lang with a springboard DDT!


With Eli James down, LJ Havok tries to get involved, but Callaway spin kicks him off of the apron!


Callaway then places Cam Lang onto the table. She climbs to the top rope, and leaps off with a senton bomb, putting Cam Lang through the table!


That's it-- the match is over!


Alexandra Callaway eliminated both members of the Extreme Revolution!

WINNER(S): Alexandra Callaway and Eli James IV

Alexandra Callaway's exit music plays as she celebrates in the ring alone. Eli James looks up from outside the ring and is surprised to see that the match ended, even with LJ Havok's interference.


Eli makes it to his feet and looks up at Callaway who is now holding Eli James IV's United States Title! Callaway poses with the championship on the turnbuckle, only a few feet away from where Eli is standing.


Giovanni Ferrari: "Alexandra Callaway overcame a lot tonight. She fought off both E.R. members when Eli James decided to pray in the first few minutes of the match. She put Turner through a table. She then fought off LJ Havok's interference. And finally, she ended the match by hitting a springboard DDT followed by a senton bomb on Cam Lang through the table. Without a doubt, this way Alexandra's night!"


John Madison: "You may be right, Gio. But next week is when it counts. I think Eli wanted to conserve his energy. Look at how tired Alexandra is-- she actually thinks that she won the United States Title in a tag team match!"


Giovanni Ferrari: "Also next week, Angelus will defend the X-Treme Title against five other superstars. Jonny Rebel and Joseph Kain will also meet. And of course, there will be more matches announced later tonight. See you next week, fans!"

Awesome show everyone.