Dwayne Johnson is sat talking to his good friends Jedward. They’re laughing and joking around with each other, showing off there muscles. The Rock grabs both of the twins and puts them over his lap. He begins to spank down onto there backsides. The Twins laugh so hard there are tears of joy running down there faces. The Rock notices the laughter and begins to laugh himself as he pulls down there pant’s exposing there bare ass’s and continues to spank. The boys continue to laugh as they try to wriggle out OF Rocky’s grip in a vein attempt to extract some revenge on there big cuddle tormentor.


Eventually Rock seems to be getting tired of all the spanking and the boys ass’s are pretty red raw. The Rock releaces the boys and the jump up and dive into the swimming pool that was nearby. The Rock grins as he sees them playing in the pool together.


”Them two are freakier than me and The Dong.”


The Rock gets up and turns away from the pool making his way towards the bar that is sat in the corner of this Mediterranean holiday complex. He sits on a stool at the bar and orders himself a cocktail. The barman returns with a fruity looking drink with an umberella and a straw shaped like a schlong sticking out the top. ”Umm Delicious” The Rock Says as he puts his mouth around the schlong shaped straw and slurps some of the highly alcoholic drink back. He turns back away from the bar when he hears a scream from one or both of the Jedward boys. He looks into the pool and smiles when he notices Vin Diesel and Zach Galifinakis had jumped in the pool and was chasing the boys around.


The Rocks attention is taken away from the pool when a breaking news report comes on over the tv behind the bar.


The XWF are having an anyone welcome rumble match... Winner has a shot at the King.


The Rock smiles....


The barman approaches after watching the report. The Rock notices him an begins to talk.


FINALLY, The Schong… has a shot at a shot of being king?? That was a mouthful buit it is right you know. This week coming up on XWF Monday Night Rockness me Dwayne “The almightly Schlong” Johnson will be entering the mass orgy of a match in which the victor will have the chance to face up against none other than the King Madison himself…… Bless his little cotton socks.


You know what else? The Rock thinks that little crown of his will fit just nicely wrapped around THE GREAT SCHLONG, don’t you? Yeah I know you all agree with me anyway. I mean who wouldn’t want this hunk of love as there king.


It would be the end of the treacherous, serious and boring era in the XWF. It would be the beginning of a brand new era. It would be a less serious time, a more fun time and a damn good party time, that’s right…


The Schong and Dong Connection Presents………………………..BONER TIME!!


That right kids it would be the era of the boner, no matter of the size, no longer would your schlongs remain flaccid unused and bored, your schlong will be free to strudel-ize whomever that would like and they would enjoy it. Why??? Because they would finally be having fun. When the Rock becomes king the darkness will rise from the XWF and the sun would again shine through the clouds piercing down on to our gorgeous naked bodies as the then former King Madison would oil us up before we enter our schlongs into a giant, joyful game of Hide the Strudel.


Now doesn’t that sound schlong-tastic.


But first there is the small matter of getting through the rumble-orgy on Monday Night. Who will be entering? Well The Rock doesn’t know and he doesn’t much care because one person that is definitely entering is The Rock, entering the match and entering the hearts of his soon to be followers.


ALL KNEEL BEFORE THE KING…… WITH YOUR MOUTHS OPEN.


I wonder if my boy Dong’s gonna enter, that would be hot. We would definitely make our way to the King match.


The Dong & Schlong Connection Reigns supreme over the XWF.


OOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!




The barman just soared at The Rock in amazement as he gets to his feet drops his shorts and jumps that giant swinging schlong into the pool.

1 x X-Treme Champion (For about 40 seconds)