JIM ROSS: “Welcome back to Madness! We're about to get set for the Quarter-Final round of the tournament!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Things are moving right along, but the question is, what kind of condition will Aldway be in?”

JIM ROSS: “I guess we'll find out in just a few minutes, but let's take a look at the updated brackets.”



The X-Tron lights up showing the updated tournament brackets.







JASON DANIELS: “The following contest is a quarter-final match set for one fall.”



“Trouble” plays as the Dong himself makes his way to the ring.



JASON DANIELS: “Introducing first. The one. The only. CRRRRIMSOOOONN DOOOOONNNNNG!”



“The Fault of Flesh” by Nevermore plays.


JASON DANIELS: “His opponent. EVERRRRRTRUUUUST!”



JIM ROSS: “Evertrust, one on one against the Dong!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I gotta feel for the Dong, here.”

JIM ROSS: “Did you find it?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “.....”

Quarter-Final Match Crimson Dong - vs - Evertrust Standard Rules

The bell rings and Evertrust tries to start off in a traditional manner by going for a collar elbow tie up. Dong slips under Evertrusts arms and begins humping the mans leg. Evertrust backs off quickly and looks at the referee. The ref just shrugs his shoulders.


Dong looks apologetic and holds out his hand for a handshake with Evertrust. Evertrust grabs Dongs hand and pulls him into a short arm clothesline, dropping the Dong to the mat. Evertrust follows it up by stomping the hell out of the Dong.


Evertrust lifts Dong to his feet and whips him hard into the corner. Evertrust follows him in with a driving shoulder toward Dongs midsection. Dong steps out of the way and Evertrust crashes his shoulder into the ring post.


Dong takes the opportunity to mock ass rape Evertrust as he stands doubled over in the corner. The referee intervenes and Dong rolls Evertrust up from behind.


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Evertrust kicks out.


Dong gets back to his feet and runs off the ropes. On the rebound he jumps high into the air and lands with his crotch on Evertrusts face. He signals to the referee to count.


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Evertrust thrusts the Dong off him.


Evertrust gets to his feet and Dong is toying with the fans. From behind, Evertrust kicks Dongs legs out from under him. Under normal circumstances, Dong wouldn't mind going in from behind, but not in this case.


Evertrust lifts the Dong back to his feet and whips him off the ropes. On the rebound, Trust lifts and drops Dong with a Samoan Drop. He quickly hooks the leg.


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The Dong isn't done yet!


Evertrust lifts the Dong off the mat to an upright seated position. Evertrust charges in and kicks Dong in the head dropping him right back to the mat. Evertrust lifts Dong off the mat and tosses him excessively hard into the corner. Dong bounces out of the corner and Evertrust immediately locks him into the Sleeper Hold!


Dong tries to fight out of it. He even tries to grind his ass against Evertrusts crotch, but it doesn't work. He struggles but is fading fast. The Dong drops to one knee. Then to both knees as Evertrust locks it in even tighter.



JIM ROSS: “THE DONG HAS GONE FLACCID! THE DONG HAS GONE FLACCID! BY GOD!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I think they make pills for that, JR!”

JIM ROSS: “....”

XAVIER REIGNS: “What? I owed you one.”

WINNER: Evertrust – Advances to Semi-Finals

JIM ROSS: “Evertrust advances to the next round!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Unfortunately for Dong, his night of action is over!”

JIM ROSS: “Madness continues, NEXT!”

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JIM ROSS: “Up next folks, we'll find out just what kind of condition Andrew Aldway is in.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “During the week, Evertrust put the offer out there to Aldway that he'd attack anyone that Aldway wanted him to.”

JIM ROSS: “That's right! Aldway ended up choosing himself!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “That turned out to be a bad decision as Evertrust left Aldway unconscious.”



JASON DANIELS: “The quarter-final match is set for one fall!”



“Addicted” by Saving Abel plays.



JASON DANIELS: “Introducing first. From Swindon, England. Weighing 2 hundred 1 pounds. ULLLLTIMAAATE MYYYYSTERYYYY!”



“End of the Beginning” by Black Sabbath plays.



JASON DANIELS: “His opponent. From Nottingham, England. Weighing 2 hundred 20 pounds. ANDREWWWW ALLLLLDWAAAAAY!”



JIM ROSS: “It looks like he's staggering a bit.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I think he just nearly fell.”

JIM ROSS: “I think he had his own feet tangled up.”

Quarter-Final Match Ultimate Mystery - vs - Andrew Aldway Standard Rules

The bell rings after Aldway nearly falls upon entering the ring. Mystery takes advantage of the blurred vision that is evident in Aldway. Mystery nails him right after the bell with a spinning wheel kick. Aldway falls to the mat but gets back to his feet quickly.


Mystery runs off the ropes. As he reaches the far side ropes he springboards off the top rope and delivers a moonsault. Aldway tries to counter it by catching him on his shoulder. Mystery counters that by wiggling out of Aldways grasp.


Mystery is on his feet behind Aldway. Mystery delivers a stiff kick to the inside of Aldways knee. Mystery follows that up with a release German Suplex complete with a bridging pin.


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Aldway kicks out.


Aldways rolls to all fours as Mystery gets to his feet. Mystery bounces off the ropes and Aldway drops him out of nowhere leaping from his knees and hitting him with a powerful clothesline. Aldway lifts Mystery to his feet and tosses him hard into the corner.


Aldway follows him in and lifts him to the top rope. Aldway follows him up then delivers a thunderous superplex off the top rope! Aldway covers.


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Mystery kicks out.


Aldway gets to his feet and lifts Mystery to his. He tosses Mystery toward the ropes. On the rebound, Mystery ducks a lariat attempt and bounces off the far side. On that rebound, Mystery delivers a knee lift to the midsection of Aldway.









CAUGHT!


Aldway catches him and slams him to the mat with a capture suplex. Upon landing, Mystery is in a seated position with both hands clutching the sides of his head. Aldway seizes the opportunity and locks in the British Choke dead center in the middle of the ring!


Mystery struggles initially, but with nowhere to go, he has no choice but to tap out.

WINNER: Andrew Aldway – Advances to Semi-Finals

JIM ROSS: “Aldway fought through it all to pick up the victory!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “He advances to face Evertrust!”

JIM ROSS: “That should be a good one!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “The farther along we get tonight, you're gonna just have to find a way to win and that's what Aldway just did!”

JIM ROSS: “Don't go anywhere! There's more tournament action as Madness rolls on live!”

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JASON DANIELS: “The following quarter-final match is set for one fall!”



“Re-education” by Rise Against plays.



JASON DANIELS: “Introducing first. From Cincinnati, Ohio. Weighing in at 2 hundred 55 pounds. JJJJJONNYYYYY RRRRREBELLLLLLL!”



“Raise Hell” by Hed PE plays.



JASON DANIELS: “His opponent. Being accompanied to the ring by Michelle Cross. From Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Weighing in at 2 hundred 35 pounds. Jonathan Thomas Cross. JAYYYY TEEE SEEE!”

Quarter-Final Match Jonny Rebel - vs - JTC Standard Rules

The bell rings and Rebel and JTC lock up in the center of the ring. Rebel uses his size advantage and tosses JTC to the mat. JTC gets back to his feet and bounces off the ropes. Off the rebound he charges into Rebel with a shoulder block. Rebel shrugs it off and we're at a stale mate.


Rebel urges JTC to do it again. JTC is happy to oblige. JTC runs back toward the ropes. Right off the rebound, Rebel is right there to meet him with a charging shoulder and JTC hits the mat hard and rolls to the outside of the ring. Michelle is there to aid him.


Inside the ring, Rebel runs toward the far side ropes. He bounces off and runs across the ring and dives over the top rope and takes out both JTC and his wife!


Rebel picks JTC up off the floor and rolls him back into the ring. Rebel lifts JTC to his feet and tosses him hard into the corner. Rebel charges in after him, but JTC is able to counter by delivering a dropkick to the knee of Jonny Rebel, sending him to the mat on his knees.


JTC notices the opportunity before him, and delivers the Knock Out Kick to the back of Rebels head! JTC hooks the leg.


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Rebel kicks out!


JTC is beside himself and argues with the referee that the count was entirely too slow. The referee defends his count and JTC returns his attention to Rebel. Rebel has made it back to his feet but is slumped in the corner.


JTC charges in but eats a big boot to the face from Jonny Rebel! JTC lays on his back and Rebel falls on top of him for the pin.


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JTC kicks out!


Rebel gets back to his feet slowly. JTC starts to get to his feet. With JTC steadying himself, but doubled over, Rebel charges in and drops JTC with the Famouser!


Rebel lifts JTC back to his feet and then plants him in the middle of the ring with the vertebreaker. Rebel hooks the leg. Just as he does so...



What's that sound?






TROUBLE.


TROUBLE.


TROUBLE!


TROUBLE!!!







The fans go crazy! Is The Crimson Dong actually interrupting a match? He is! Here he comes running down the aisle with a HUGE floppy dildo in his hand! He's waving it above his head and then he sneaks up behind the ref... DONG SMASH! The ref is out!


Dong smash! Now Jonny Rebel is out!


JTC begins to struggle to his feet. Crimson Dong takes the giant dildo, winds up like a batter, and swings for the fences!


HOME RUN!


JTC is sent flying after being cracked in the chin with the thick dildo.



DONG: “I am the Crimson Dong! I am the DONG! DONG! DONG!”



CROWD: “DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG!”



Fans begin yelling his name with him as he marches up the ramp, thrusting the dildo high into the air with each DONG chant.


The match continues as Rebel, JTC and the ref all try to recover from what just happened. The fans are screaming for joy as Dong throws the dildo to a lucky fan and then flops his penis in the air a little bit before running backstage!


Rebel crawls toward JTC and drops a single arm over his chest. The referee counts slowly.


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WINNER: Jonny Rebel – Advances to Semi-Finals

JIM ROSS: “Jonny Rebel wins! With a little help from a big Dong!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “YEEEEE HAWWWWW!”

JIM ROSS: “....”

XAVIER REIGNS: “What? It was a Rebel Yell.”

JIM ROSS: “It's also Jim Hickbilly's mating call.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “....”

JIM ROSS: “The final quarter-final match is NEXT! Right here on Madness!”

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JIM ROSS: “We're back live on Madness!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “The tournament is getting deeper and thinner!”

JIM ROSS: “We're down to five remaining competitors.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “In just a moment, we'll get find out the last of the final four, JR!”

JIM ROSS: “Yeah and I've also just received word that Paul Heyman will be joining us right after this match!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Could it be the announcement we've been waiting for?”

JIM ROSS: “I could only guess, Xavier.”



JASON DANIELS: “The following quarter-final match is set for one fall!”



“Conquistador” by 30 Seconds to Mars plays.



JASON DANIELS: “Introducing first. Weighing 1 hundred 98 pounds. MISTERRRRR RRRRRADIOOOOO!”



“Words I Never Said” by Lupe Fiasco & Skylar Gray plays.



JASON DANIELS: “His opponent. Being accompanied to the ring, by the King of the XWF, John Madison. Representing the Black Circle. From New York. Weighing in at 2 hundred 12 pounds. LUCAAAAA ARZEGOOOOOTTTIIIIIIII!”

Quarter-Final Match Mr. Radio - vs - Luca Arzegotti Standard Rules

The bell rings as Luca leans through the ropes and gets some final words of advice from Madison. Radio comes up behind Luca to bring him into the ring and Luca delivers a mule kick to the groin of Mr. Radio. Radio falls to the mat and the referee never saw it.


Luca lays in the boots, stomping Radio into the mat. Luca lifts Radio off the mat and immediately sends him back down with a suplex. Madison claps and cheers on Luca from the outside. Luca lifts Radio to his feet and tosses him into the corner. Luca follows him in and delivers a hard knife edge chop to Radios chest.


Radio staggers out of the corner as he tries to shake the sting from his chest. Luca charges after him and plants him with a swinging neckbreaker. Luca goes for the cover.


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Radio kicks out.


Madison yells at the referee as Luca gets back to his feet. Luca lands a standing moonsault on Radio for another two count. Luca again gets to his feet and lifts Radio to his feet. Luca lifts Radio and drops him with an atomic drop. Radio remains standing as Madison grabs the referees attention. Luca takes advantage and delivers the Heart of Stone, landing the kick to Radios groin and dropping him instantly. Madison walks away from the referee as Luca goes for the cover.


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Radio kicks out!


Luca gets back to his feet and once again lifts Radio to his. Luca tosses him into the corner and follows him in. Luca lifts Radio to the top rope then climbs up. Luca jumps on Radio and goes for a hurracanrana off the top!


Radio counters by grabbing a hold of the top rope which sends Luca flying off the top without Radio. Luca crashes hard into the mat! Luca staggers to his feet after the crash landing. Radio leaps off the ropes and delivers a flying double ax handle to Luca! Radio covers him.


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Luca kicks out!


Radio gets back to his feet slowly, just as Luca does as well. Radio leaps off the mat and drives Luca to the mat with a cutter. He cover for another 2 count.


Radio and Luca make it to their feet simaltaneously. Luca swings and Radio blocks it. Radio nails Luca in the jaw. Luca swings again, blocked. Radio nails Luca in the jaw. Then again. And again. And again. Radio now beginning to feel the effects of an adrenaline rush.


Radio delivers a standing hurricanrana to Luca and he flips over on to his back. Luca is slow to get up as Radio closes in on him. Radio plants him on the mat with a huge DDT. Radio goes for a cover.


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Luca kicks out.


Radio gets back to his feet and lifts Luca to his. Radio whips Luca towards the corner, but Luca reverses and Radio crashes into the corner. Luca charges in...









SMACK!


Superkick from Radio! Luca falls to his back on the mat and Radio lifts him to his feet. Radio plants him with the Radio Head DDT! Radio goes for the cover but Madison has the referee distracted. Radio releases the pin and goes over to the referee. Madison walks away and Radio turns around right into a spinebuster from Luca!


With Radio on the mat, Luca clutches his knee and rolls around in pain on the mat. The referee goes to check on Luca as Radio gets back to his feet.


Madison enters the ring!


He zaps the holy hell out of Mr. Radio with the cattle prod! Madison exits the ring as Radio hits the mat. Luca is miraculously fully healed from his knee injury and jumps to his feet. Luca lifts Radio off the mat and delivers the Get Away Driver! He hooks the leg.


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WINNER: Luca Arzegotti – Advances to Semi-Finals

JIM ROSS: “By hook or by crook, Luca Arzegotti moves on!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “This won't make Heyman very happy!”

JIM ROSS: “I doubt it will! We'll find out just what kind of mood he's in when Madness returns!”

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