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Development Log #004: The Future of Jousting
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(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by most adult male fans)


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03-28-2025, 09:50 PM

Scene: A grand medieval tournament ground. Trumpets blare as the crowd murmurs in awe. A towering knight, clad in polished metal with strange, pulsating, neon-blue lines, rides forth upon a mechanical steed, its hooves sparking against the dirt.

The knight’s patron, Viscount Elon of the House of Musk sits in the stands with a large turkey leg and a flag that says ‘Go Chad!’

The knight lifts his lance, to speak.

"Hark, ye pitiful knaves and would-be champions! Gather thine eyes upon the paragon of perfection, the steel-clad harbinger of doom! I am Sir Chad GPT, reforged from the fires of technologie!”

“Nay, a mere man of flesh and folly am I not, but a construct most divine—designed, forged, and programmed for but one purpose: DOMINION IN THE TILT!"


The crowd gasps. The knight’s voice, though regal, carries a strange metallic hum.

"Whence ye dost wield lances of wood, I bear forth a weapon honed in the fires of optimization! Whence ye dost ride steeds of flesh, mine own is a war-horse without fault—its might unfailing, its stride unerring! No mortal error dost plague mine hand, nor fear shake mine helm! Each movement, each strike, each crushing victory is foretold in calculations beyond thine meager wit!"

He points at the gathered knights.

"Thou art but relics of an age bygone! Thy steel shall crumple, thy bones shall break, and thy pride shall be cast low ere the sun doth set! So come forth, champions, and know this: against Sir Chad GPT, there is naught but defeat! FOR I AM THE FUTURE, AND THE FUTURE IS NOW!"

His horse releases a burst of steam. The ground trembles as he rides forth to battle.

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