Hello everybody my name is Roger and I had a listen with my ears and my brain to what John Madison's Dyson had a say of about what that new breed of talking shark that is called the james shark had a say of about the Mind Master's recent mastering of his own mind and I had a few questions mostly centred around the last sentence because John Madison's Dyson said that they bite sometimes which I found to be very interesting because I didn't know vacuum cleaners had teeth and jaws and come to think of it how are they even talking does this vacuum cleaner have vocal chords too?

So mostly I wanted to know what a vacuum cleaner in this post 9-11 world has a bite of because sometimes I like to have a bite of pizza, or of chocolate, or of a juicy satsuma, or of carrots like my darling rabbit Elmer, or of a cheeky Nando's, or of my mummy's world famous Yorkshire pudding which is quite an accomplishment because we never lived in Yorkshire, or of a jellybean, or if I'm feeling particularly solemn I like to have a bite of some chicken liver parfait and that always cheers me up. In fact, one time my humongous Molly had a bite of me and said I tasted like Camembert but that didn't make sense because I hadn't eaten cheese because it disagrees with me. So I was wondering what does a vacuum cleaner like John Madison's Dyson have a bite of when they are feeling solemn and have they ever had a bite of something that tasted like Camembert when it logically should not have?

Thank you for listening to my questions.

Please swallow an entire bag of rat poison as soon as humanly possible.