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04-21-2024, 08:00 PM

The Dagobah system. A planet rich with life, a verdant marshland teeming with flora and fauna, as it were. We see a fantastic looking starship land in the swamp, and get stuck. The pilot of the starship opens the cockpit and surveys the area. Along with the pilot, unknown by their helmet and visor, is an Astromech droid. This is Star Wars themed so I'm only assuming you know what an Astromech droid is.

It's an R2-D2 if you're unaware. And no, I don't know why I thought it a bright idea to put a Douglas Adams character into a Star Wars themed thing, blame the same person who decided Douglas Adams humor belonged in the Star Trek reboot; J.J. Abrams.

The pilot disembarks, not removing their helmet, and helps their little droid down onto a solid surface within the wetlands. They pull a crate off of their starship and open it. The pilot lights a torch, the warm electric glow illuminating their area. Suddenly, A Literal Gorilla in a beige robe approaches. The pilot looks over, bewildered, as the gorilla grabs a small spanner, about the length of a shoe, out of his tool kit. It starts whacking the droid.

A.L. Gorilla: OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

The droid beeps and buzzes in annoyance. The gorilla absconds with the spanner. We see it run off through the jungle onto the set of a Vietnam war film. It runs up to the Huey helicopter, behind Lieutenant Dan, Animal Mother, and Kirk Lazarus, and starts whacking it with the tiny spanner.

A.L. Gorilla: OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

The gorilla then runs off, leaving those other movie characters behind, as it continues on through the jungle until it enters a clearing where it sees an old western ghost town. It runs past the sheriff, the general store, and the livery to the outhouse and starts to wail away at it with the tiny spanner.

A.L. Gorilla: OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

Clearly inspired by the scene where Yoda hit R2-D2 with a spanner, the Gorilla continues it's journey across all manner of film genre. It hits James Bond's car with the spanner.

A.L. Gorilla: OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

It taps on a Cabin in the Woods beside Crystal Lake or some other Nightmare on Elm Street.

A.L. Gorilla: OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

It then rushes back to the campsite where the downed pilot sits, bored, with their droid. The Gorilla drops the spanner, and using it's gorilla strength, pulls the starship out of the bog, allowing the pilot and droid to leave. They do in short order, because this got way too weird for them. The gorilla then turns to the camera, sticks his hand out, and using the Force flips a Lightsaber into his open palm, igniting it as it glows green. It then begins singing the Star Wars theme.

A.L. Gorilla: Ook OOK!

Ook ook, ook ook OOK!

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Ook ook, ook OOK!

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Ook ook ook ook, OOK!

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