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EDWARD THE GREAT · (05-30-2023)

The National Museum of Nature and Science in Tokyo stands as a majestic backdrop, filled with ancient artifacts and towering prehistoric skeletons.

But amidst the hushed halls and dimly lit exhibits, chaos ensues as EDWARD, the Anarchy-reigning champion caveman, breaks the silence with his rowdy presence.

"LAND THAT TIME FORGOT, LISTEN TO EDWARD SPEAK!"

Camera crews scramble to capture the unexpected spectacle, their lenses focusing on EDWARD as he stands before a massive dinosaur skeleton. The worried crowd of onlookers gazes upon the scene, unsure of what to make of this bold intrusion.

EDWARD, clad in rugged animal furs, stomps his feet on the marble floor, his voice echoing through the museum's grand halls.

"EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR! EDWARD SHINIEST CHAMPION! TODAY, PREHISTORIC EXHIBIT BECOME WARRIOR SANCTUM FOR UPCOMING TITLE DEFENSE!"

Gasps and murmurs ripple through the onlookers, their eyes widening with a mix of disbelief and fascination. Museum staff rush to contain the situation, their attempts to restore order drowned out by EDWARD's thunderous voice.

"THESE ANCIENT BONES, THESE FOSSILIZED REMNANTS OF THE PAST, THEY WITNESS THE UNLEASHING OF EDWARD'S PRIMAL FURY JUST AS THEY ONCE DID ON EDWARD ISLAND!"

Security guards, clad in black suits, exchange frantic whispers, unsure of how to handle the unconventional interruption. Some attempt to approach EDWARD cautiously, but the caveman's imposing figure and unyielding determination keep them at bay.

"PEOPLE SAY HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF. THIS TRUE. THAT WHY EDWARD CONFIDENT ABOUT "STRONGEST WARRIOR SABERTOOTH STEEL CAGE CHALLENGE"! EDWARD ALREADY PROVEN STRONGEST WARRIOR ALL THROUGH HISTORY. EDWARD ALREADY PROVE ABILITY TO TAME BIG, WILD, BEAST! EDWARD HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM SABERTOOTH TIGER, BUT BESIDE EDWARD, SABERTOOTH TIGER MOST THREATENING CREATURE IN MATCH!"

"EDWARD MAY HAVE LEARNED WOMAN SOMETIMES STRONG AS WEAK CHILD-LIKE MAN, BUT WOMAN EDWARD FACE LOOK LIKE CHILD ALREADY. EDWARD STUDY UP ON WOMAN. EDWARD NOT WANT GET CAUGHT OFF GUARD. EDWARD NOT AFRAID. SMALL GIRL LIKE TO JUMP ON PEOPLE, BUT EDWARD LIKE TO SNATCH GIRL OUT OF AIR BY ANKLES AND THROW HER TO TIGERS FOR SNACK SO EDWARD ESCAPE."

"ESCAPE! IT ONLY WAY TO WIN, BUT TO DO SO, YOU MUST BRAVE FIERCE TIGER! HGH THINK HE STRONG, EVEN AFTER EDWARD CAVEMAN SLAM BRAIN TO MUSH. POOR HGH BRAIN. EDWARD BANG IT OFF OF TREE BRANCH SO HARD THAT HGH FORGET HE WEAKER THAN EDWARD, BUT EDWARD KNOW AND EDWARD ALWAYS READY TO PROVE! ANARCHY CHAMPIONSHIP WILL REMAIN IN GRASP OF EDWARD, STRONGEST WARRIOR!"

Cameras capture the wide-eyed reactions of both museum-goers and staff, their faces a mixture of awe, concern, and curiosity.

"CHALLENGERS OF EDWARD SHINY: YOU MAY THINK MODERN SKILLS AND STRATEGIES TO BE ADVANCED, BUT THEY WILL NEVER MATCH RAW POWER OF PRIMAL HUNTER! SABERTOOTH TIGERS THINK CAN BEST EDWARD? ONLY MERE PAWNS IN EDWARD DOMAIN! EDWARD HUNTED BEASTS OF ISLAND, TAMED THEIR FURY, MADE THEM SUBMIT! EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR THERE! EDWARD SHINIEST CHAMPION HERE! WOMAN LOOK LIKE ABOUT TO CRY WHEN GIVE SPEECH AT CONTRACT SIGNING. WOMAN VOICE CRACKLE AND LACK CONFIDENCE. SAY SHE NOT JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE. EDWARD AGREE, BUT UGLY WOMAN SOON TO BE A WHOLE LOT UGLIER AFTER TIGER MAUL NOT PRETTY FACE! AND SHE STILL NOT HAVE SHINY!"

The crowd erupts with a mix of awe and fear, captivated by EDWARD who pounds his chest, each thud resonating with primal power.

"AS CAGE SURROUND US, SABERTOOTH TIGERS AWAIT! BUT EDWARD NO STRANGER TO JAWS OF DANGER! HAVE STARED DEATH IN FACE AND EMERGED VICTORIOUS TIME AND TIME BEFORE!"

The audience roars with admiration, mesmerized by EDWARD's untamed spirit. He paces back and forth, his gaze locked on the crowd, his mind honed for the challenge.

"SAME NOT TO BE SAID ABOUT HGH! HE FACE EDWARD'S TWICE NOW, AND WHILE LIKE COCKROACH, HE SURVIVE, HE NOT VICTORIOUS. NOT AGAINST EDWARD!"

"HGH TELL WORLD "HE STRONGER THAN YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT", BUT EDWARD SAY FROM VERY BEGINNING HE NOT KNOW THIS! THAT BECAUSE EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR! HGH NOTHING BUT FEEBLE PRETENDER!"

"FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD, EDWARD REFER TO YOU AS "FAKE MUSCLE!" 'FAKE MUSCLE' NOTHING MORE THAN SHADOW OF TRUE STRENGTH. LOOK REAL. MOVE REAL. BUT NOTHING THERE. 'FAKE MUSCLE' MAY TRY INTIMIDATE WITH PUMPED-UP MUSCLES, BUT EDWARD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL PRIMAL POWER AND EMPTY SHOWMANSHIP. HGH MUSCLES MAY GROW, BUT 'FAKE MUSCLE' SPIRIT REMAIN WEAK AND HOLLOW. SO REMEMBER THIS, HGH THE FAKE MUSCLE, WHEN WE STEP INTO STEEL CAGE, EDWARD DEMONSTRATE WHAT REAL STRENGTH TRULY IS. PREPARE FOR UNYIELDING FURY OF THE STRONGEST WARRIOR!"

Having won them over with his commanding presence and confident boast, the crowd chants EDWARD's name, their voices blending into a primal chorus of support. With a primal snarl, he visualizes his victory, envisioning himself conquering the dual cages and claiming the ultimate prize.

"EDWARD WILL EMERGE TRIUMPHANT! EDWARD WILL SURVIVE GAUNTLET OF CAGES, DOMINATE WILD BEASTS, AND RISE TO GLORY! EDWARD WILL REMAIN SHINIEST CHAMPION!"

As EDWARD's powerful voice echoes through the exhibit hall, the security guards rush towards him, determined to capture the untamed warrior.

But in a shocking turn of events, the crowd transforms into a united force, rallying behind EDWARD.

With unwavering loyalty, they shield him from the grasp of the security guards, standing as a formidable barrier between their champion and those who seek to confine him.

Chanting his name with fervor, the crowd fights off the security personnel, creating a chaotic scene of rebellion and solidarity.

In the midst of the chaos, EDWARD seizes the opportunity to slip away, guided by the support of his devoted fans. With each step he takes, the chanting of his name grows louder, echoing throughout the museum, as EDWARD escapes to continue his journey, unbound and unstoppable.

"EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR! MASTER OF WILD!"

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