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OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL WAR GAMES DRAFT THREAD
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Angelica Vaughn Offline
The One True 5'11 Vaughnemous One!



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#15
05-08-2023, 03:31 PM

’t Was the eighth of May,
beware ye, beware ye, those who may…
Have expected more than a half-assed rhyme out of this. 

It’s the XWF Draft, and like any draft, overthinking it is lethal!

Angelica Vaughn and Edith Seybold stood on the back of the podium, looking pretty pleased already, having drafted both Vita Valenteen, vamp chick extraordinaire who suspiciously stayed away from silverware other than the XWF Tag Team Titles, and the Lion Kid himself, who got his teeth and claws on all of the wins in sight.
Seemed like a recipe for success, but as any great bar tender knows… 

The mixer, aka the Captain, decides where the drink goes. 
The first spirit, aka Vita Valenteen, decides what flavor it’ll take. But the second liquor in the maelstrom decides how hard it’ll hit… and Raion Kido is a hard hitter… 
But none of it matters unless you get the herbs and spices right. And that’s exactly what would turn this last pick into the perfect overall cocktail off Kitty Kaiju Destruction.

Angelica Vaughn herself was up on the podium to declare her last pick.


”My friends, my citizens, my… Candaians! Last year I was but a humble meat clown, but… No wait, scratch that. It makes it seem like I was embarrassed to be a part of such a great group of competitors. I was not, and I am not, and I will never be. All I’m saying is that this year I have a chance to show the world the kind of leader I am. And I’m not doing this as some kind of vanity project, I am doing this to show that we’re all stronger together. I have always believed in that. And therefore, to announce the last pick of who will make the Kitty Kaiju’s GREAT!... is poetry laureate Walter Veidt. My I have a big hand? AND NO THAT WAS NOT A RHETORICAL QUESTION."

Up upon the stage stepped a small man, who was nevertheless broad of chest (IT WAS NOT JACUINDE) in front of the microphone, his voice boomed across the deserted plains. This is what he said:



Welcome to the future War Game Champ, mister Land of...

That makes the KITTY KAIJUs complete!

It's:
Angelica "Five Foot Eleven" Vaughn

Vita "Freakin' Vamp" Valenteen
Raion "Not From Detroit" Kido
Mister "Not Wizard of " Oz "at least I don't think it's meant to be taken literally"

After dozens of mock drafts, finally the process has come to and end, and we can definitely say:
Bring on War Games!
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RE: OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL WAR GAMES DRAFT THREAD - by Angelica Vaughn - 05-08-2023, 03:31 PM



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