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Reggie Estrada · (05-06-2023)

[Far removed from his exploits from the beach in Florida, Reggie ends up at a daytime party he was invited to by some local influencer. We see him in a Tony Montana-like cuban shirt, khaki shorts, and pair of loafers as he was on the rooftop of a club. We see him sitting alone at a lounge area, while he is sitting and observing the scene itself. Then this Jake Paul looking guy comes up to him and he pulls out his phone, and was recording him as he was trying to shield his face.]

Influencer Guy: Yo yo yo! We are out here in Miami at Club Nuvosport and i'm here with this guy named Reggie Estrada!

[Reggie couldn’t keep his head up on the screen as the influencer tapped him on his shoulder to get in the video.]

Influencer guy: Oh shit my friend is totally camera shy… c’mon Reggie, show yourself out here! You’re in Miami bay bay!

[Reggie tries to wave but had his head down, then the guy turned off his camera phone and looked at Reggie with disdain.]

Influencer guy: Dude, you are so killing my views man… why aren’t you trying to flex bro!?

[Reggie then looked at the guy, and took a sip of his Can of Diet Sprite, and the guy left him to go back to his friends. After some time passed, Reggie was still sitting in the lounge of the place, looking at the youthful people. He even heard some of them shitting on him for being old and not hip, which didn’t phase him. He then was about to leave, but the guy who invited him to the day party who looked like Bad Bunny in a Gucci tank top and bodega shorts brings him someone he knows in his influencer circle.]

JoseThaHooka: Reggie, estoy mi friend Trisha or i call her Titi.

[Then Titi comes up to Reggie, who looked like Zelina Vega, but taller and built like a so-called Insta model that Noah Cuntson would approve of. She looked at Reggie with such disdain, that she wouldn’t want to even shake his hand and rather fix her hair, and looked at Jose like if she was being pranked or something.]

Titi: Really, this old guy? This is who you told me is going to get us tickets for the MayDay show? I wouldn’t want to talk to this guy. He’s too ugly!

[Reggie nodded in a silence with his ugliness.]

Titi: What you actually agree you are ugly… you sure know how to take sarcasm well.

Reggie: If i was ugly, then why the hell would i be surrounded by Jose’s friends and associates, i had to almost tell a guy that I didn’t want to be in his video.

[Then Jose and Titi sat beside him in the lounge, and it was pretty much reaching to dusk at the rooftop. About two hours later, Titi and Jose bring Reggie to the dance floor and they all start to dance to either calypso or reggaeton type of beats that Jose hired as the DJ. After four songs in, Reggie left the dance floor in a sweat and sat back in the lounge to relax. Then people who were on the floor started to come up to Reggie with their phones, trying to talk to him. Reggie brushed them off, then he finished his sixth can of diet sprite and decided to leave the rooftop party. As he left the venue, he was near his rental and Jose and Titi came up to him with some of their friends.]

JoseThaHooka: Yo bruh, why are you leavin so soon? You know the night is young right?

Reggie: I’m tired… been in the hot sun since noon… don’t think I can keep up with the young folks like you. Don’t let me hold you up…

[Then Titi and her girlfriends all gang up on Reggie, messing with his dreads, feeling up on his back and other stuff that you wouldn’t think Reggie would be touched in. He then thinks about it, and still shakes his head no. Then Jose and Titi’s friends all head into the limo to the next spot as Titi stays behind with Reggie. He looked at her with inquisitive curiosity as to why she left them behind.]

Reg: Why aren’t you with Jose and them?

Titi: I don’t feel like going out with them. My feet are tired and I want to rest in my crib.

Reg: Oh, you need me to send you an uber or something?

[Titi looked shocked as if he was turning her down.]

Titi: No no, I thought that you’d take me back to your place? Plus, I don't have a key to Jose’s crib.

Reg: Well I don’t feel comfortable bringing people back to my place, especially with it being rented for like a week. I’m sure you can find someone else to ride with in these warm streets of Miami.

Titi: So you gonna leave me out here in the dark? I thought you LIKED me!

Reg: Liked you? Chicka, I don’t even know you so don’t get it twisted.

Titi: Ugh, fine…

[Then before Reggie can put his hand on the door to open, she then grabs him by his crotchal area which shook him a bit as she was being aggressive to him. He tries to reject her, but she keeps on going until she slightly shoves her off. Then she decides to scream “EAPR” ontop of her lungs while the people in the area looked on with worry. Reggie then ends up slightly shoving her off some more, and he gets in his car and locks the door. She kept on yelling that word out in the open which caused people to pull out their phones to record this fuck shit, Reggie fled the area back to his AirBnB, then the next day as he was playing his PS4 mobile deck on the patio of the backyard, his phone blows up and he see’s that it was an unknown number which he answers.]

Reg: Who dis?

???: Titi… the girl who you left behind at the club last night.

Reg: Oh great, you made a scene for no reason at all.

Titi: Oh c’mon, can you take a joke.. It helped me boost my followers on my ig page.. Maybe if you want we can sti–

[Reggie then hangs up on her, and blocks the number and he ended up just playing on his PS4 for the remainder of the day, as the scene fades to a poorly photoshopped Dolly doing the duck lips as it cuts to black.]

Bonus Bachata!

[It opens to static, then it channel flips a bootleg Star Wars movie with a knockoff Jay Omega getting his molly whooped by an alien, then it flips to knockoff McBride doing some Jason Staham shit but falling off building in a Crank type movie, then it shifts to Cadryn knockoff getting his ass stomped in Godzilla movie from the 1950s, then it flips to a knockoff RoboGravy getting blown to bits in a Robocop type of movie. Then the movies were turned off, and we see a gorillaz animated Reggie sitting on a couch shaking his head at what he’s seen.]

“Damn man, this is what happens when you have a writers strike, these movies or shows are fucking terrible! I mean how can these movies suck so hard, I know that Jay can handle aliens with ease and he’s beast, then McBride I mean with how often he’s in and out of the ring it’s easy to blend him in as stock action guy number 9 in a sea of badass characters that’s more or less one note to say the least. Then seeing that Six Degrees of Cadryn hunk of a man who getting fucked by a poorly puppet doll in six seconds in a scene is shitty, someone needs to give him creative Control!

I’m bullshittin, that belongs to Robogravy… when I saw that clip of him being blown to bits… i know his clause states that he can’t look bad on camera, so they use robo doubles to finish the scenes. To say this or that, I say all four men in their own plots are terrible to bear witness too… but not to bear witness with me being involved with his contendership thing against those gentle bugs.

I don’t necessarily feel the need to call them out, because it will fall on deaf ears. Just like those people who are on a writers strike, knowing full well the higher ups aren’t included to give a fuck about their demands. As they say, the world keeps on turninin… and turnin… AND TURNIN like everything is peachy. Speakin of peachy, I have always been fixed on that Television title. I don’t know why but I honestly will say that I want that shot.

Maybe if I was in a robot suit, and have a fat Steven Segal like contract in XWF where I just openly state that I am next in line for a shot, then I’d be a rich man. But that isn’t truly going ot be the case at all, I have to fight for that right too get that shot. Hell, I could just have stayed away from Coreytopia and turned away, but something about this event itself inspired me to jump on a plane to be doing this match.

Hell, I said i’d do it for the people… oh yeah that’s true, this is a free event sorta so why the fuck not? I am at a point where, even if I don’t get a shot at the TV title next week from now, then it wouldn’t matter to me. I could even be not actively involved in the match itself, and still can get myself over to the people. I’m not a robot, cowboy heartthrob, Alien slayer, or even an Irish Purebred Killa…i’m just Reg, the nobody of the common people.

When nobody has to be somebody, I guess I have to take that task at hand in order to do what I need to do. I know deep inside, i might not be in these four gentlebugs league in terms of relevance, social status, or hell even wrestling abilities that translate well to the higher ups of the world… but goddamn it, I will prove what I have got left in the tank before the night is finished.

Bueno, puede que no sea el mejor para cerrar mis cosas, pero todo lo que diré es que venceré a uno de ustedes en este partido para ganar mi oportunidad en el Campeonato de Televisión.”

[Just like that, the scene fades with Reggie turning off this TV with a remote to black.]

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