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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (03-01-2023)

Today it was announced that professional wrestling "star", Michael Graves, had officially apologized for his lifetime of bad behavior and is now in recovery from addiction.

In an exclusive interview with Pro Wrestling People, Micheal stated that "he was sorry for all of the bad , tasteless, offensive, crazy, and otherwise unappealing behavior. He went on to blame the bulk of his actions on his addictions and assured us that he was "on the road to recovery with the help of a friend." That friend would turn out to be Cadryn Tiberius, and he would go on to explain that he had moved Micheal out of Hobotown and into his "Accountability Crib / Detox Chamber", where he will be learning to work through his feelings without the use of chemicals.

When questioned if and how this would have an effect on his career, Micheal had this to say: "Are you serious? Ain't it already apparent that I'm a man again? That's just the tip of the fuckin' iceberg too! Y'all fucker's better keep an eye on fucking "NosterCuntus over in that March Madness shit. That fucker ain't Lacklan in any department! Called beating me! Called the new gimmick! Called Thad's chapped as a hobo's lips in the dead of winter ass, and is now calling the fucking royal crown his own! I believe him, and you should too!" When asked for clarification on his comments, Micheal changed the subject to that of his return.

Michael Graves will make his next appearance in the ring alongside his lifelong friend and sometimes partner, Cadryn Tiberius, at "XWF March Madness", Their opponents are currently to be determined.

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