Last time we saw Gravy, she was getting her balls zapped off by a Darren Dangerous contraption that was intended to bodyswap her with Noah's ex, Vita Valenteen!



































































Instead, we get this shit again!


THEN!






"What the!?!" In utter disbelief, Gravy survey's her Hobotown surroundings! "This can't be!?! Not again!"


Gravy darts off in a mad dash, knocking some lady to her ass in the process!










































































































































But somehow, despite how hard and far Gravy tried to run.







































And as Gravy emerged from the wreckage, a monster of eastern descent was there waiting on him!


















"Are you kidding me?! There is no way in hell that this is right! Am I dreaming?! Am I high on estrogen pills right now?!"


The monster's vicious stomp fails to squish her, but the resulting destruction of the world around her does bury her under immense rubble. 













Somehow, unphased, Gravy rises from the rubble, but this upsets someone and before you know it!


























 




Gravy shakes that shit off. NO BIG DEAL!




















"THIEF!"







Enter that things partner while Gravy is distracted!















After that crushing defFEET, Gravy awoke bruised and battered, but otherwise okay. 




"What the fucking hell!?! DARREN!?! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!"


No time for answers as another challenger drops a quarter! 










Suddenly Gravy and Noah Cunt begin making out! No fighting, just lovin as Golden belts rain from the sky!


"This... This... This is AMAZING!!! Oh my goooooodness... This is just incredible! This is everything I ever wanted! Everything I ever worked for! EVERYTHING I FUCKING DESERVE!"


It's JUST like that time Noah and Vita made out on Anarchy! 


Except WAAAAAAY more graphic! Noah's peener pokes Gravy's chin in rhythm with each tittyfucking thrust!




"AHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"


Gravy wakes from this dream within a dream, but the rhythmatic poking of the chin continues. Not that Gravy pays it much attention at first since, you know, her burnt flesh has really stunk up the joint and has her gagging through all the coughing!


"HOLD ON, GRAVY! I'M COMING!!!"


Graves questions her ears when she hears Cadryn's voice.


"Cad!?"


That's about the time Gravy realizes that something is sitting on her chest!


"CAD!?!?!"


Turns out, she was getting tittyfucked after all!


"OH MY GOD, I'M CUMING!!!"
























Still a dream!?! 


























Damn....








THEN!








A faint wheezing is in the air, and we can hear it getting louder as we enter this once-idyllic home.


We push through the door, and are greeted with the sight of a woman on the floor, surrounded by the broken and splintered pieces of the coffee table she apparently fell through.


Wires are connected all over her body. Looking closer, we see that they are connected to... An experimental mechanism?


Cadryn Tiberius is overseeing the whole endeavor from the comfort of a Lay-Z boy, but this isn't his handy work, no, he just found Gravy in this state a few days ago.


Why hasn't Cadryn dialed 9-11 yet?


You don't know Cadryn very well if you're asking that...




"Ew, don't call me that. That name is reserved for Hobo-Jimmy!"




For a moment, it looks like Gravy's injuries might have been too severe... But when she suddenly gasps to life, Cadryn's eyes widen with excitement


"GRAVY!"


*INTENSE COUGHING* "Fuck! Me!" Still battling to breath freely, Gravy eyes the onlooking Cadryn and his severed Gravy head. "You! Pills!" Graves weakly points to the bottle that used to lay on the coffee table, but now finds itself catapulted across the room. Cadryn quickly retrieves the bottle, but hesitates in handing it over as he unscrews the lid and inspects the assortment of pills inside.


"Holy taste the rainbow, what even are all of these!?"


Cadryn pulls out his phone and begins checking all the codes on the many pills Gravy has in this bottle.


"Estrogen pills? Oh, Graavy..."


"Lane made me become a woman if I wanted to play football."


Cadryn shakes his head. "Percocet? Why do you have Percs? I thought you didn't feel pain?


"Give me my damned pills and I won't!"


Cadryn tosses the pill bottle into the trash (which is pretty much anywhere in this house.) "I might have something better..."




Shhh, Gravy!"


"I didn't say noth-" Gravy's eyes go wide as Cadryn suddenly and forcefully, shoves a potato shaped object up Gravy's asshole! "WHAT THE FUUU..."




"OH!"































SHORTLY AFTER!




As the traffic barrels by, we see Gravy smashing HOBOtown to the ground while wearing some sexy white underwear!




Gravy stands tall and proud, and she knows that this time, she's got this. This is where her story begins.


“Ha… Ha Ha… HA HA HA HA HA- HA!…"


"You know something Noah? You’re right. I have lost… *sniff* "I have failed… every chance I’ve had at greatness… but… you know what’s the difference between you and me?”


“I don’t give up. I might lose. I might fail. But I don’t give up! They fire me! The lock me away! Despite the adversity, I always come back for more! Mark Flynn saw what I was made of, and it scared the shit out of him! Now you think that just because I failed to capture the Universal championship, and Lacklan and Vaughn made it to the belts before me and Barn, you can go ahead and beat me!? Well, go ahead! Beat me! Throw me off the bridge! Set me ablaze! Hell, KING HIT! DOWN THUNDER! DESTROY THE EVIDENCE! I'm going to destroy you! The CONSEQUENCES of your words will be GRAVE.”


"When you and daddy got absolutely punked by the bitch carrying my belts and her absent lover, what happened? You ran right out the door behind Daddy with his tail tucked tight! When shit got heavy with your girl, what happened? You ran half way across the world and nuked your entire relationship! That's why come this weekend when you realize that the shit you spoke is up to your waist and Gravy's closing in fast, you will TRY to run, but your bullshit's too thick, and before all's said and done, I get my hands on you and offer you penance for the hurtful things you said by flaying your fucking taint and using the skin to maybe make a Barbie pocket to go with my crown!"


“You wanna beat me up, eh? Go ahead! Beat me up. Hit me. Make me feel pain, all because you know that if you don’t do something to me then… I will make you feel pain… I will make you feel pain that makes giving up look like a vacation! You think you can beat me, Noah, but I assure you… I will put you back in your place! If I must beat you to a bloody pulp to do it, then I will!”


“That said, I must admit, Noah, I am shocked. Shocked at how attractive I find you. Shocked that you seem to have similar feelings about me to work out. I suppose it was inevitable, to face one of my greatest foes in the finals, and… well, be attracted to them. I am a woman of my emotions. I don’t pretend to be something which I am not. But I think I have found a new feeling." *smirk* "Jealousy.”


"Jealous because you have what I want, but I have no way to take it from you. HMPH! That gift for gab? Sure wish I could captivate the crowds like you. Imagine the heights Gravy could go with the full support of the XWF universe propelling me to the top? Much further than you, that I promise! Tag champ? Fuck off, dude! I've been to that dance 3 times prior, and I'll be there again soon. NO BIG DEAL.  TV title? Held it and others! Shit on my parade? You've been a champion in this company 3 titles for a total of like 5 months. Yeah, that's fucking inspiring, isn't it? I also think you're cute, as I have expressed, and you even seemed to return the sentiment (and why shouldn't you? I'm fucking hawt!) But then you did that thing that you do. You spoke for too long and allowed stupid and hurtful things to flow out of your mouth. It was then that I knew that even your sexy ass good looks were going to remain off limits to me, because I fucking plan on spoiling them at Weekend Warfare!"


“Let me be clear. To the official: I'm hurting this fucker bad. You will not see it coming. You will not help him. Once I get a hold of him in the ring. Nothing and no one will stand in my way."


Pulls out bag, with weapons inside.


“I am no angel. And I will not be regulated as such. So I choose to be the Devil." *chuckles* "The greatest trick he ever pulled was convincing everyone that he never existed. And Noah? I will convince the world that you never existed.”