[The MGM is already booked for the year, but nothing will compare to the Denzel Porter Invitational. You have Jimmy Buffett’s old ass coming on March 4th. And the question everyone is wondering is, who is older. Jimmy Buffett or Chris Page? Then, right after that on the 5th, you have The Slam a Tennis Experience. And hopefully Cherry Cola of the WGWF doesn't make an appearance, because I'm pretty sure Mia wants to give her a nice BACKHAND for all her flirting with JMont. Then, on the 11th, old man Buffett comes back again. And, by that time, he may have a remix for the song “Cheeseburger in Paradise because Kal X is going to send Dolly Waters to The Maldives and he can rename the song “Waters in Paradise.” And that’s not all. On the 27th of May, you have the Straight Jokes Comedy Tour. And the biggest joke is thinkin any mystery partner you selected can take down the team of Kal X and JMont. Ok, a close second is when Allen Chaney got nailed with raw hot dogs from cannons on the PWE show. And we can fast forward a little to the 15th of September where Alejandro Fernandez comes to town. I’ve no idea who the fuck this guy is but im pretty sure this is the guy Ricky Rodriguez has a man crush on. But, with all these shows booked, the only one that everyone is going to remember is the Denzel Porter Invitational.]
[While this event is the talk of the town, there’s a lot of stuff happening in Las Vegas currently. The Raiders just released their star QB Derek Carr. The Oakland A’s are thinking of relocating to Vegas. There’s been approval for the development for a new library in the Historic Westside. While all of that is big news right now, the biggest story going on in Las Vegas was the arrival of Joe Montuori to The Elite Medical Center. Chief Operating Officer Erin Swenson approved the transfer from Orlando for JMont. And ever since his arrival, it's been like a rock concert outside. Between the paparazzi trying to get in to the random people that just wanna show support for JMont or hope his career is over. Either way, you may think Elvis is the King of Vegas, but right now, JMont is taking that title to add to his King of New York one.]
[Being cooped up in the hospital has been a depressing time for JMont. But, since the transfer, his spirits have been better because he is closer to Mia & Baby GMont. But laying there in the bed, he knows a lot of big opportunities may go out the window because of this injury. World Title matches that are already booked. Supershows that he is expected to compete in. The CCPE needing him for war versus the SAGA. Will this be the first time in his long career that he’ll have to pass up on a match or no show because of this achilles tendon rupture? If you're a betting man, you know never to bet against JMont, but this is truly the first time in his career there’s doubt in himself. If you look at some of the past athletes who have had the same injury, they have never been the same. Brandon Jennings of the Bucks was going to be one of the top point guards in the league until this same injury. He is now overseas trying to make a living. Demarcus Cousins was a dominant big man in the NBA until this injury. Now he is stuck on the couch using Doordash on the regular to get him some Arby’s. But, the glimmer of hope may come from watching Klay Thompson battle back for the Warriors and become that elite shooter again, but it took him 2 years to do that. You add 2 more years to the career of JMont, that will make him 44. Getting closer to the end, not the beginning.]
[But, let's focus on the now. You can see JMont alone in his room. Just laying there staring at the ceiling. The TV is off, and he has his phone on the small table next to him. You can only imagine the thoughts that are running through his head right now. He then shakes his head in disbelief.]
JMont: Is this really happening?
[After he asks himself that question, his door starts to creak open, that sound you always hear in the horror movies.]
JMont: I swear to god, if this is Dane Preston, I’ll find a way to get up and swing this vase with flowers at you like the bitch you are.
[You hear laughter coming from the man that walks into the room. It’s none other than Kal X Wolf.]
JMont: You’re lucky my brother. If i’d have hit you with this vase, you’d have been in a room right next to me.
Kal X: You dont got a leg to stand on right now, no pun meant or whatever.
[JMont knows Kal just got him with that one, but when has that stopped JMont from running his mouth?]
JMont: Youd think by now with all the money you’re making, you can buy some designer shirts & pants.
Kal X: Why? So I can look like a failed fucking movie star like you?
JMont: The few movies I did got great reviews!
Kal X: How much that cost you?
[JMont reaches over to the small table, and grabs his Louis Vuitton Monogram card holder case. He then opens it up and grabs his Centurion Card from American Express.]
JMont: This is just one of the many cards I have. I have like 7 debit cards but this is the one I love to show off because you have to be invited to get this and make over a million bucks annually after taxes. So, just know that if I want something, I'm going to get it.
Kal X: Why not buy a new achilles and get the fuck out of here?
JMont: Only if it was that simple. I'm awaiting word from Dr. James Andrews who came by last night as a favor to give me a second opinion.
Kal X: Big Money Joe! In the same league as Michael fucking Jordan, Tiger fucking Woods and Brett fucking Favre now. That Andrews dude is raking in the money.
JMont: You should’ve seen Mia’s face when she saw that bill.
Kal X: Either way brother, I got your back. If you can make the show, that's great. But take care of yourself first. Of course something tells me they can’t keep you from it. Either with a cane or crutch. And FYI, I’ll take a one legged JMont over most of these fucking guys in the business right now.
JMont: I appreciate the love and I’ll keep you posted.
[JMont & Kal shake hands like brothers as he exits the room to once again leave JMont all alone. You know what happens next. He leans his head back on these shitty hospital pillows, and here comes the thoughts again.]
JMont: This is truly happening, isn't it? This is complete bullshit. Last year, when Denzel came to me about a big six man tag match with myself & Sahara as team captains, I was excited for two reasons. One, to represent my boy Denzel. And two, to finally break the jaw of Sahara for what she did to Mia. The match was set. I had two of my best friends in Vhodka & Vin Black. She grabbed Michelle & Ashlynn, before Michelle backed up based on the words from Sahara that she did not need her anymore. So, Sahara went and got another bitch. And her name was Thaddeus. So, the match was finally set in stone until something came up in the life of Sahara and the match was called off. So, not only did I get left off the Denzel show, I missed the chance to team with two of my best friends that barely wrestle anymore.
[JMont’s facial expression is one of disbelief and frustration.]
JMont: And here we are again with the second edition of the Denzel show. And this time, I convinced one of my oldest rivals and best friends Kal X Wolf to team with me to take on anyone that Denzel could find stupid enough to face us. He found Dolly Waters who wanted to be in this show pretty bad. But it looks like she couldn't find anyone right away, so she asked it to be a mystery partner hoping that someone steps up. And there is a line around the corner that I'm sure of that would love to be her partner so they can get a chance to get revenge on me or try to take me out. I can see Dane Preston begging like a dog for a treat. I can see Goth begging like the fake ass dark bitch he is. I can see Mac Bane begging on his knees like the dick sucker he is to everyone. Shit, I can even see Damon Riggs coming out of retirement to stand face to face with me again. But Damon needs to stay on the sideline and keep collecting his social security and blue cross blue shield health insurance so they can keep the blue pills coming for him. Point being, it doesn't matter who Dolly gets to surprise us. They’re coming to Vegas thinking they’re going to enjoy their time. They can enjoy Night 1, but on Night 2, that enjoyment turns into a nightmare.
[JMont makes a fist and slams it onto the side of the bed. His anger is taking over because of all these thoughts about the match that he might not be able to even take part in.]
JMont: I’m trying to stay positive about all of this, but the PWE doctors and the ones in Orlando told me at least 6 months of recovery time. I swear, I don't feel like it’s that serious. I have some pain, but doesnt feel like it's something to keep me down. But what do I know right? I pay money to get the right answers, and that’s what I did. Now, I just lay here and hope whenever Dr. Andrews walks through that door, he delivers me news that is going to make my day.
[JMont keeps looking at the door, hoping that he will be walking through.]
JMont: I know everyone is salivating right now that I am on the shelf. That i cannot be out there raising hell and taking names. This is what everyone has wanted for the longest time. JMont is gone from the industry. But if they think the first serious injury in my career is going to stop me, they need to watch my documentary because the last time everyone thought it was over for me, I came back better and stronger than ever. And that instance was when myself and Dane were both taken to the hospital after a violent war where we both got some serious concussion that were life threatening.
[JMont sits up a little, and scoots back a little so his back is against the back of the headboard. Both his legs are still laid straight out.]
JMont: This is such a tough time for me. Mia wants me to relax and make sure I heal up and don't get back at it too quickly. Everytime Baby GMont comes into the room, she has an upset look on her face because she's a smart girl. She knows her dad is in pain and hurt. But if you know me, then you know that I do a lot of stupid things. I may even sign a medical waiver and go out there with crutches to do the damn thing. I cannot let Kal go out there alone in case Dolly actually got someone worth a damn to team with her. My mind is so TWIZTED right now. Half of me wants to sit back and let myself get better. The other half is telling me to suck it up and show the world just why I am one of the best of all time.
[You can almost see the battle going on in the head of JMont.]
JMont: While it looks like I may miss another Denzel Porter Invitational, I still need to be ready incase i get the news I want to hear. I already made Denzel proud last year when I placed 12th out of 64 in the WSOW after he nominated me as his choice. So, once again I want to show him that his selection of me is always the right call. And speaking of calls, I had to make a few because I had no idea who Dolly Waters was when Denzel told me about the match. I really thought I was facing the American singer Dolly Parton before I realized the last name. Another name that crossed my mind was Dolly Buster, but I caught myself with the wrong last name again. Dolly Waters wishes she could be a pornstar like her. I even think Dolly Buster did a threesome movie with Buster Gloves and Buster Good. But I heard that from Samuel Chatman, so it could be fake news. But, if you want some news, I'll give it to you. Her hometown of Frankfort, KY is known for having one of the most beautiful capital buildings in the country. And there is nothing beautiful about Dolly. She’s another wanna be Christina Aguilera trying to use her blonde hair to get the attention she wants. And i am really getting tired of fighting people that i am foot taller then. If they can't ride the ferris wheel at the carnival, then they have no right to be in a wrestling ring.
[JMont actually cracked a smile for a moment. One of the first times in days he has done that.]
JMont: I already been communicating with Kal about a game plan and it's pretty simple. We need to use our size and strength to our advantage and if for any reason they wanna act like a kernel in a popcorn bag and fly around everywhere, we need to just wait to catch them in mid air. And follow that with a monster power slam or catch then with a JKO mid air, ending the match and maybe their career. And I keep saying that because Dolly is getting someone. And I don't care if it's another whore or it's a man who looks like Lenny From Mice and Men who would be John Cable. The job is going to get done. The Waters will not be running or rolling. There will be no triumph against war or should I say ODE TO JOY! Dolly and her mystery partner are going to learn first hand just why I am the best at getting into the heads of anyone. I don’t need Angela Lansbuy to solve the mystery partner. But we could rename that show Murder The Waters. I don't need Thomas Magnum being a private investigator trying to see who this mystery partner is. And I definitely don't need Detective Andy Sipowicz thinking he is on a case for the NYPD Blue. Have fun with your mystery Dolly, but all your doing is giving yourself some false hopes in thinking you are going to win.
[And now JMont is starting to think about that same comment. Is he giving himself some false hopes that he will be able to fight at the Denzel show? Laying his head back down on the pillow because now the questions and doubts are starting to take over his mind. A few moments go by, when you hear that creak of the door opening again. JMont’s head pops up and before he can say anything, he hears the voice.]
Mia: Baby, it's just me!
JMont: Thank god. Someone who can cheer me up at the drop of a hat.
Mia: I brought someone here with me too.
JMont: I know you got Baby GMont.
Mia: No, she’s with Voo right now. I wanted this to be a serious sit down with the 3 of us.
JMont: The 3 of us? Are we getting a hot ass roomate? Call me Jack Tripper and come and knock on my door.
[JMont seems to be in a better mood with Mia there, but his face changes when he sees Dr. James Andrews following Mia into the room.]
JMont: This cannot be good.
Mia: Will you just shut up for once and let him fill you in with what is going on with you?
JMont: I guess someone needs to break the news to Kal that I won't be at the show.
[Mia really just wants to scream, but this is not the place or time for that.]
Mia: JUST LISTEN!
[JMont gets comfortable because he’s about to get the news that could alter and change his career for the near or long term future. Mia comes around to the side of the bed and holds his hand.]
Dr. James Andrews: AND THE RESULTS ARE IN!
[Stay Tuned.]
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