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PlaceMarker Treadmills of fire
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Major Jung Offline
This Champion is ALIVE 365!
TITLE - Freestyle



XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#1
12-07-2022, 10:43 PM

“Wooooo!!!

Three minutes, fifty-seven seconds on that mile!”

Major screams, his bare feet smacking onto the treadmill. The machine is set to max incline, this is because Major Jung only works out with major dedication. His calf muscles are so swollen, one might mistake him for having elephanttitas.

“Wooooo!!!” he screams again, this time mid backflip as he leaps from the treadmill and lands at the base of the machine in a heroic pose.

The tread on the machine is still running at full tilt. That’s because the emergency power cord to the treadmill is not attached to the 30 pound weight vest that Major is wearing. He’s grown tired of accommodating some safety valve he’d never exercise, except out of post-exercise theatrics, in the first place.

There’s an awful smell. Something burning. Something way worse than considering oneself important enough to be *the* anything.

*the* owner of XWF
*the* leader of the free world.
*the* freestyle wrestling champion

*THE* manager of Major Jung


*The* scene fades to some genetic backdrop out of *the* 1980s

And we are *the* one, *the* only, *the* greatest wrestling manager of all time, *the* Billy B. Blankenship.

BBB: “The” Jessica Anderson? Ha! I’ll be a wet nipple in an ice storm. This girl doesn’t stand a chance come Anarchy against my client.

Major Jung enters *the* scene, his face is blackened from what appears to have been some sort of fire accident. Jung is flexing his incredible looking triceps for no apparent reason.

BBB: Thank you Jessica Anderson, for being the first in ring sacrifice against the future XWF Anarchy Champion.

Fuck you, Jessica Anderson, for being a piece of shit opponent who will do nothing in the way of preparing my client for an actual challenge come Saturday night.

Bye, Jessica. That’s right. Bye bitch. Say goodbye to your nothing of a career once Major Jung puts you down once and for always.


Major Jung drops and does 4000 triangle push-ups because he can, goddamnit.

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