ELON MUSKRATS


Rhodes Stadium in Elon, North Carolina (no relation (until I buy it))

Team Information

Team Owner: Elon Musk

[b]Head Coach: The Autonomous Self-Driving Tesla Football Coach[/b]
-He's an Electric Car that someone drove onto the football field and put a headset on
-Most of his instructions to the players are given via google maps like:
"The Endzone is... ONE HUNDRED... yards away. Go straight ahead. You have ARRIVED at your destination."
Will sometimes run out of power by the middle of the third quarter.
-Might bear a grudge against Elon and Tyler because Elon demoted him on a whim.
-Definitely bears a grudge against Elon for demoting him and then taking it back for no discernible reason.

Team Captain(s):

Mascot: A giant cartoon Elon Musk mascot. Will occasionally be escorted off the field by security when Elon believes it's someone trying to steal his identity.

Brief Bio: Elon Musk paid $8,008,135.69 for the franchising rights. It's not clear he knows what football is, but he will spend whatever he has to in order to win, unless he gets distracted by something else that he can buy.

Best way to contact you: I own Twitter



Team Strategy: Put the ball in the basket.

What do you mean there's not a basket?

Just foot the ball. Foot it. And FREE SPEECH!


Offense

Attitude: Aggressive (If there's a level above aggressive, set it to max please)
Focus: Balanced
Tempo: Very Fast (again, max)
Passing: Long (short passes are inefficient)
Pass To: Balanced
Primary Receiver: Overworked Tesla Employee #8
Running Focus: Power (electrical power)
Running Backs: Running (it's in the name, duh)
Backfield: Bellcow (why would I ever give the ball to my SECOND best running back?)
Tight Ends: Mixed (lol "tight ends")

Defense

Attitude: Aggressive
Focus: Balanced
Primary Coverage: Mixed
Defensive Line: Mixed
Linebackers: Mixed
Player Radio: Overworked Tesla Employee #4
Match CBs to WRs: YES.



My secret weapon: [lock]testing...[/lock]