"BOY SURE THIS PLACE?" 


Flashing neon lights illuminate EDWARD and JUNIOR THE SECOND's face in the otherwise dark parking lot as their Uber pulls away.


"YES, MOM WORK WEEKENDS TO FEED JUNIOR!" JTS replies.


Time pauses as that sweet Matrix 360 cam spins round to the back of the EDWARD's heads.






















"WOMAN NOT WORK FOR FOOD! WARRIOR HUNT FOR FOOD!" EDWARD says with a jealous glare in his eyes.


"YOU LEAVE. SHE HAVE NO CHOICE." JTS replies with a playful grin.


It seems that JTS has been indulging in the arts of this foreign land and has learned of that cliche moment where the single mother's struggle is thrown back in the face of the "deadbeat dad".


Most men would either feel like total crap here, or try and assign fifty different reasons as to why none of it was his fault.


EDWARD isn't most guys though.


"BOY FORCE MOTHER TO SLAVE FOR FOOD? WHAT WRONG WITH BOY ARMS?!"


Having not expected dear old dad to turn it around on him, JUNIOR stuttered in his reply. "W..W.. I... Y..YOU! YOU NEVER TAUGHT HOW!"


While EDWARD had shown his son a thing or two before leaving, the fact was that he had missed the bulk of JTS's maturity into a "strong warrior".


"HMPH!" EDWARD turns his attention back towards the club. "WHO YOU THINK TEACH EDWARD?"


JTS shrugs "GRANDPA EDWARD?"


"NO! HE DIE BEFORE EDWARD BORN. EDWARD TEACH SELF. HAD TO OR DIE. EDWARD NOT HAVE MOMMY TO CODDLE HIM!"


Inside of the club the smell of sex carries in the dense pink fog. Across the way, JTS spots a sight no son ever wants to see.






















"THERE MOM!" He seems unaffected by it.


EDWARD's loincloth flutters and he snatches a tray away from a server to serve as a shield of shame. This action draws a curious stare from JTS.


"WHY HIDING HORN? MOM THERE!"


Weird customs back on the island. Anyway, EDWARD leans into his son's ear and whispers.


"NATIVES REACT POORLY TO HORN. CAUSE LOTS OF TROUBLE. BEST TO JUST GRAB MOM AND GO."


While the EDWARD'S are discussing their views on public horn displays, another horny guy decides to rush the stage! No sooner than he lays hands on EDWINA, she flips, and flips him over her shoulder and through a table three rows away from the stage!


Suddenly an all out brawl breaks out and a surprising number of guys seem to want a piece of EDWINA and rush the stage. Take that as you will, but she takes it aggressively and before you know it, there's sad horny bro's flying every which way!


FINALLY, this commotion diverts the EDWARD's attention away from daddy's horn, and directly onto the mayhem taking place on stage! 


EDWARD'S eyes transform into cartoon hearts as he notices the pink light glistening off of EDWINA's moist skin. She hurls a man who is at least three times her weight over her head and spins him in circles. Special ED is at full attention now, meaning that serving tray stood no chance of hiding EDWARD's manhood.


"DAD, YOU HELP MOM?" JTS says while frantically pointing towards the chaos ensuing. 


EDWARD hardly hears him as he remains transfixed on the savage spit fire having her way horny dude after horny dude. Another one crashes through a table just in front of them. EDWARD excitedly claps in approval!


"DAD!?"


"GOOD THING ABOUT BOY BEING WEAK IS IT MAKE MOM STRONG! EDWARD... LIKE... STRONG... WOMAN?" His face turns pale as he tries to come to grips with what he just said.


"DAD? YOU OKAY? YOU TALKING SLOW LIKE MIND MAN."


"EH?" The mention of his arch nemesis, the Mind Man. If anything were to take EDWARD's attention away from his uber sexy wife kicking all the ass, it would be him. See, she is the reason that EDWARD is even here tonight. "WE NEED TO GET MOM!"


Excitedly, JTS follows his father to the stage. They take defensive positions at EDWINA's side with perfect timing as all of the horny dudes seem to be coordinating their next attack!


"WHY YOU HERE!?!" She says, blasting a dude in the face with her fist!


"HERE TO SAVE YOU!" Says JTS just before getting socked in the jaw himself!


"DO EDWINA LOOK LIKE NEED SAVING!?" She hurls another one off stage!


"NO! BOY MISSPOKE!" EDWARD smashes two dudes skulls together! "EDWARD NEED EDWINA HELP!"


"HA! SINCE WIN EDWARD NEED HELP OF WOMAN!? NEW LAND MAKE YOU WEAK!" She says while wrenching some dudes neck!


"MAYBE..." EDWARD says as he side steps a wild punch and returns one of his own.


"DAD NOT WEAK! HE HAVE SHINY!" Famous last words before a wooden chair exploded over his head!


The brawl continues as EDWARD monologues.


"CHALLENGERS FOR SHINY LACKING! MIND MAN SOMEHOW GET HIM AND HIS PEOPLE IN EVERY MATCH WITH EDWARD. NOT KNOW IF HE ONLY WARRIOR BRAVE ENOUGH TO FACE EDWARD, OR IF HE JUST SWIMMING RIVER OF TEARS TO EACH MATCH, BUT EDWARD PROVE STRONGER EVERY TIME! MIND MAN LIKE COCKROACH THOUGH! HE JUST KEEP COMING BACK NO MATTER WHAT EDWARD DO! THIS WEEK, EDWARD WHOLE FAMILY BOOKED TO FIGHT HIM AND MISFITS. NEED EDWINA TO HELP FINISH THIS! EDWARD SKILLS DULLING FROM LACK OF CHALLENGE!"


"WOMEN AREN'T WARRIORS." She says while bashing a man's teeth out! "REMEMBER!"


"EDWINA DIFFERENT..."


"HOW?"


"SHE HAVE A LITTLE EDWARD IN HER!" He says with a coy grin.


It's at this time EDWARD decides to proudly draw attention to his horn!


EDWINA's eyes go savage with desire! She tears through the entire crowd of horn dogs to tackle her man to the floor!


"EDWINA HELP YOU, BUT FIRST WE MAKE MORE EDWARDS!"


EDWARD's eyes widen in fear!


"MORE EDWARDS!?"


"YES! WHO KNOW HOW BIG MIND MAN ARMY OF MISFITS IS!? WE NEED NUMBERS!"


EDWINA starts aggressively dry humping just as we fade out! 


Junior the second is smiling as he watches them go at it... weird, but we have a team! 

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