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EDWINA HAVE BEST HOLE
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#1
09-26-2022, 01:18 PM

EDWINA knocks Atara over from behind by hitting her with a giant leg bone that looks like it probably came off of a horse or something.


EDWINA starts trying to pull Atara's head off while drooling and snarling in her ear.


"EDWINA SEE HOW SKINNY WEAK GIRL LOOK AT EDWARD! SKINNY WEAK GIRL WANT EDWARD TO FILL SKINNY BELLY WITH MORE EDWARDS BUT LITTLE EDWARDS ONLY COME FROM EDWINA! EDWINA IN CHARGE OF SMALL EDWARDS AND WILL EITHER LET THEM LIVE IF STRONG OR EAT THE IF WEAK! IS THE WAY! NOW SKINNY WEAK GIRL HEAD HAVE TO GO ON WALL OF CAVE SO EDWARD SEE EDWINA STRONGER AND HAVE STRONGER TINY EDWARD HOLE!"


EDWINA twists at Atara's head until Atara passes out, then she tries to chew through her neck. A referee, horrified, lifts Atty's hand to see if she is conscious...




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#2
09-26-2022, 06:08 PM

Perhaps it was the innate survival instincts embedded into the dna of every human or the fear of never seeing Ismini and James. Maybe it was the taste of her own firing those predatory and honed muscle and bone trained to break limb from limb or maybe it was simply the pure adulterated raging bitch triggered by the insinuation she would ever look wanton at Edward. Forgotten by evolution and not even the alpha of his one man tribe. A subhuman waste of breath who's only value was his newfound ability to bury the even less evolved in his endless pit of bullshit.

The muscles in Atara's necked tensed and become hard as the Greek Marble that would be used in the immaculate structures this prehistoric battle would inspire. Edwina's malnourished and stone pebble battered teeth chipped and shattered as she yelped in the pain.

She was mortal trying to slay divinity. Heaven could not be conquered so easily. The Goddess threw her legs out and forced upper body off the ground with a force Edwina's already buried nails couldn't grapple with.

She kicked out and know kneeling on her knees with blood pouring from wounds she looked to both the referee and this cave poutana with murderous intent. The moments pause was brief and her chest heaved with heavy breath until her mouth opened and she growled to both....

"....My Threelegged Birdman calls me."

"Hoooorny

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


[WHITE]Like a banshee Atara bellowed and it shook heaven and earth alike. It reverberated around the planet through space and time back to the dawn of the man and ruffled Earth's jimmies so that phallic Monolith in 2001 would pitch it tents. Edwina's ears would bleed, the heads ref would explode but most of all that stank has bitch pissed her loin cloth!


"Horny Ho's hole make *raspberry noise* and break Shit Man droopy stem! Horny Ho's hole make mighty squeeze and break Edward head holder like tiny bird for clown nuggets! Horny Ho's fur would drive ShiT Man's wrinkle bag frogs before her. She will her the lamentations of the tiny tomorrow women and the tomorrow tomorrow children they grow and they would backways into his stem and leap to doom from Edward meat cushions!

Horny Ho not look at your Beta cuz she want. Horny Ho look cuz she laugh. Now Horny Ho Mad. Now Horny Ho make sure no more Edwards come out any hole....


omehow in all this Atty and had found a spear and rearing back her arm took some!

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But it was too late...Edwina had hauled ass!

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#3
09-27-2022, 08:33 AM

This is officially the worst moment in wrestling history.

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#4
09-27-2022, 01:23 PM

(09-27-2022, 08:33 AM)Centurion Said: This is officially the worst moment in wrestling history.

My disappointment in seeing Centurion's name in this forum and it not being a pin attempt....

Yes. Yes it is.
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