"He's too nice.." Cashe sighed. He seemed stressed out as he sat at the edge of a bed. Josslynn was getting changed. Cashe's eyes followed her across the room as she walked around in nothing but her underwear and bra. Hearing laughter from another room in the house, Cashe knew it was Raion Kido. Waiting for them to get dressed for the night out. "Theo thinks he'll rub off on me.."

Josslynn turns and walks over to Cashe, standing in front of him as his hands slide across her lower back. "Not too much I hope. I like you a little naughty!"

Kido is heard laughing even louder. Cashe smiles. "What is he doing out there?!"

"I don't know but he sure likes your Gummy Bears." She kisses the top of his head before going back to getting dressed. 

"My gummy bears?" Suddenly his eyes widened. "Wait! My Edibles?!"

He sprung from the bed, reaching for the bedroom door in a hurry. "What's wrong?!"

"Me Tarzan, you're Jane. In this moment, in this spotlight, you are going to be turned bitch. That's the game plan, that's my goal. You can yell, bang your chest and tell tales of a past era. You've got shiny, I want that from you. 

See, if I had lost against LSM. I would have protested this match. I would have considered sabotaging it on my end because it would not be earned, it would not be deserved. Maybe it still isn't but I didn't lose that match. I beat who you beat for the Xtreme Title. You took that opportunity from me leading to a match where I should have been competing for that Title. I didn't want that Title but it would have been the FIRST Title Match I have been in here in XWF. You took that moment from me.. 

Now at the One Year Anniversary to my debut in this company, I am FINALLY stepping foot into a ring FOR a Championship! Not a contenders match, not a fourway of all the top draws on a given show. Not a consolation prize match with TK where an opportunity for a Title shot is on the line but an ACTUAL Title shot! 

You might never hear my name as the Universal Champion but a Champion I plan to be and first on my wishlist, first up to bat is the Anarchy Championship. You became an unlucky son of a bitch the moment the referee slapped that third hand to the canvas and you won the belt. You want it all? I just want that next step and you will be what I step over to take it."

"Heeeey, Theo!" Cashe was pacing with his phone pressed to his ear. "We got a problem.." Turning to face the open living room of his Home in Vegas, Raion Kido. The XWF Universal Champion was laying with his face pressed against the cold tile floor. 

It's sooo smooth.." Kido says with great interest. He has sticky, chewed up gummy bear residue around his mouth. 

Josslynn was sitting at the table laughing as Cashe speaks into his phone. "Kido is clouded! He ate a SHIT TON of gummy bears.. The edible kind!" He broke and let out a laugh. Kido laughed with him in hysterical fashion. "I didn't force him to do anything!"

Kido wasn't someone who has ever been high. He was as clean cut as a fresh printed dollar bill. This was a lot even for Cashe. "It's Josslynn's fault.."

"What the fuck?! No it's not!" She snapped at him, giving him a look.   

"The curious side of me wants to know how fast you learned how to use toilet paper? Have you discovered internet porn yet? Not all Cavemen can make fire or know what the wheel is but I can relate to you Eddie boy.. 

They used to call me Caveman Cashe. You should have seen me before I got these tattoos, before I got my front teeth replaced. I looked like a Caveman and lived with very little material investment. 

I hated who I was, who I had become.. So I got my shit together.

I seek redemption as the tattoo on my face reads. I have a cross there as well but I have no religion. Instead of a teardrop for a body buried, I have a cross for a life sent to the heavens. I don't get personal, I don't let people into what I do outside of the ring, when these cameras aren't around. That's my business. 

You can talk about what men are today. I agree that times have taken the chest hair off testosterone and folks have lost the ability to survive if all things with technology landed on a flatline. I'll gladly put all that shit aside and become a Hunter and Gatherer with you.. You will see me hunt while you gather yourself up post match. Silverlining is that you'll still have one belt after.. You'll just be covered in SHIT while you see me holding up the one you lost. 

This is my one year, Happy Anniversary to me! It took a year to get here. It took Ls from Nickles, TK, Vita in singles matches. I have watched others get their opportunities while I have had the PLEASURE of waiting until the moment became Romantical. One Year Anniversary? What better time to win my first? 

Bring me my belt.."

Laughter filled the living room. "Well, he might be a few pounds heavier come Night Three of Relentless!" Cashe jokes as he, Josslynn and Theo watch Kido making a sandwich out of various stuff from the fridge. Deli meats, cheese, a pop tart, and ketchup were among the ingredients of the sandwich. 

"It's not funny.." Theo says with a sigh that follows. "You're a bad influence." 

"Story of my life!" Cashe responds. "He'll be aight.. He's gonna sleep better than a frozen caveman."