02-26-2022 LIVE from the Scotiabank Arena! TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA BARNEY GREEN - vs - JENNY MYST XTREME RULES MATCH - SAVAGE RULES RL EDGAR - vs - ANGELICA VAUGHN w/ LACKLAN STANDARD MATCH - 1 ROLEPLAY THE CHAMELEON - vs - UNKNOWN SOLDIER STANDARD MATCH - 1 ROLEPLAY XAVIER LUX w/CHRIS PAGE - vs - ALIAS FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH - 1 ROLEPLAY XWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP CHARLIE NICKLES© - vs - RAION KIDO TV TITLE MATCH - THE DEFENDING CHAMPION MAY CHOOSE THE STIPULATION IN THEIR FIRST ROLEPLAY! OOC: SAVAGE RULES is 2 RPs with 3k Word Limit. All matches have a 3k word limit UNLESS otherwise specified. TV Title Matches follow SAVAGE RULES. You must post 1 cold open RP before the soft deadline of 02-18-2022 at 11:59pm board time. Hard deadline for Savage will be 02-25-2022 at 11:59pm board time.

"Realize" By AC/DC starts to play as the fans start booing. Out walks Barney Green, dressed in his garbage man uniform.


HHL: "And here comes the purveyor of BarnCoin."

PIP: "This Xtreme Rules Match should be right up Barney's alley."[/white)


Green slowly walks out and starts arguing back with the fans. He reveals his trash can and dumps a bunch of trash out of it onto them. He slowly enters the ring as fans start throwing garbage back at him. He waits in the corner as the music fades.




Jenny Myst makes her way out onto the ramp in a fashion that's unique to her. She then heads down the aisle as fans give a mixed reaction.


HHL: "The match stip may favor Barney Green but, don't be fooled, Jenny Myst can handle herself just as well as anyone here. She may call herself The Queen, but she's not afraid to be the Knight, or the Executioner, either!"

[white]PIP: "That may be so, but I'm calling it now: Barney Green's gonna take out the trash!"

HHL: "Wanna put some BarnCoin on it?"

PIP: "I got 25 BarnCoins on Barney"


Jenny heads to the ring, where she rolls in and gets to her feet. She glares at Barney, who tries to tell her the good word on his glorious NFT. Myst will hear nothing of it, slapping Barney across the mouth, forcing the referee to prematurely call for the bell.

BARNEY GREEN - vs - JENNY MYST XTREME RULES MATCH - SAVAGE RULES

Jenny swings away at Barney with a combination of punches and slaps, but they only seem to pump him up!


PIP: "It's not the first time Barney's been slapped by a woman, and it certainly won't be the last!"


Myst goes to hit him again, but Barney catches her wrist and uses his other hand to grab the back of her head, before proceeding to toss her into the corner behind him. From there, he hammers away at Jenny's midsection before Whipping her to the other side. Her back bounces off the turnbuckles, causing her to walk right into a monstrous Clothesline!!!!!! Barney drops down for the cover.

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HHL: "Jenny may be a little shook, but she's been through alot worse."

PIP: "I'm sure there's plenty more where that came from.............. just like there's plenty of BarnCoin for EVERYONE!"

HHL: ".................is Barney paying you to promote his brand?"

PIP: "Nope, just doing a friend a favor, Heather."


Barney gets up and goes to Scoop Slam his opponent, but she jams her fingers into his eyes, causing him to drop her. Jenny lands on her feet, allowing her to run to the ropes and back, where she connects with a Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors that sends Green tumbling out of the ring. As Barney tries to make it back to his feet, Myst climbs out onto the apron and dives off at him for a Lou Thesz Press. Unfortunately for Jenny, Barney catches her and rams her, back first, into the ring post as the fans cheer.


PIP: "I can hear the price of BarnCoin going up with every move Barney does!"[/white

HHL: "You sure he isn't paying you?!"


Pip ignores his colleague as Barney drags Jenny to her feet and rolls her back in the ring. Rather than follow her, he instead bends down, lifts the ring skirt, and begins searching for something underneath.


[white]PIP: "Fifty bucks........... I mean, BarnCoins says he comes up with a trash can!"

HHL: "You're on!"


Barney ACTUALLY comes up with a pair of light tubes, one in each hand.


HHL: "I knew it! Vintage Green!"

PIP: "Damn!"


Barney slides one of the light tubes into the ring before doing the same, himself. As he goes to get up, Jenny grabs hold of the tube and smashes it over his head, causing him to crash back down to the mat.


PIP: "Apparently Jenny knows how to use them, too!"

HHL: "It might not be vintage Myst, but it could still be enough to win!"


Jenny drops down and hooks one of Barney's legs for the cover.

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An annoyed Jenny Myst gets up and grabs hold of the other light tube, before proceeding to shatter it across Barney Green's back!


HHL: "Barney could have pieces of glass embedded in his skin after those last two shots!"

PIP: "That isn't going to stop him, though! Barney's been in plenty of these matches and has been through MUCH worse!"

HHL: "Let's not forget that Jenny's been around the block, herself! That's exactly what's gotten her the advantage in this contest, thus far."


Myst tosses what's left of the light tube aside and rolls out of the ring. She begins searching under the ring for a weapon, before eventually coming back up with a chair. Jenny slides back into the ring with it, approaches Barney, and lifts it high above her head. Before she can make contact with him, though, Green punches her HARD in the gut, causing her to damn near drop the chair. She manages to hold on and tries to hit Barney with it, again, getting it punched into her face, instead!


PIP: "Jenny just went from a 10 to a 1!"


Barney doesn't cover her right away, instead choosing to pick up the chair and smash HImSELF in the face with it, sending the fans into a frenzy.


HHL: "Barney might be making a mistake not covering Myst right away!"

PIP: "I agree: pin her Barney! I got precious BarnCoins on the line!"


Green quits pandering to the fans and drops down to pin Jenny.

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HHL: "Bet he's regretting not covering her immediately."


Barney brings Jenny to a vertical base and connects with a Throat Punch before lifting her up for a Fisherman Suplex.


PIP: "He could be looking for the Foleyplex!"


Before Barney can hit it, Jenny knees him in the head, forcing him to drop her. On her way down, Myst uses the momentum to DDT Barney's face onto the chair!!!


HHL: "Barney just went from a 1 to a half!"


Jenny gets to her feet and proceeds to Curb Stomp her opponent's face against the chair, over and over again!!!!!!!


PIP: "Jenny's bouncing Barney's head off that chair like it's a basketball!"

HHL: "Since when do you dribble a basketball with your feet?"

PIP: "Since I got my sports mixed up, HEATHER; get off my back!"


After Stomping her opponent about a dozen times, Myst rolls him onto his back and lays across for the cover.

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THRE---KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "Barney's taken so many shots to the head over the years, I doubt there's any brain cells left to damage!"


Jenny looks shocked at the amount of brutality her opponent sustained, but doesn't let it rattle her. She heads back out of the ring and searches for another weapon underneath, this time a table.


HHL: "I don't know HOW she intends to put Barney through that table, but I sure do want to see it!"

PIP: "Wow, so much for being objective!"


Myst slides the table into the ring, where she proceeds to set it up. Unfortunately for her, Barney's back on his feet by the time she finishes, allowing him to attack her from behind. He hammers away a bit before grabbing hold of Jenny's head and setting up for the Foleyplex his opponent escaped earlier. Barney then switches places with Myst, where he hoists her up and drives her through the table with his trademark Fisherman Suplex!!!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "Foleyplex through the table!!!"

HHL: "He's got it bridged, it could be all over!"


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THRE---NO, KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "This has been one hell of a match, and it's only the opener!"

HHL: "Just goes to show how much talent there really is in the XWF. The cards are always stacked from top to bottom!"


Barney Green gets to his feet and opens his arms in preparation to finish Myst off. He waits for her to get up and goes for an Ace Crusher, but Jenny pushes him off. Barney bounces off the ropes and back, where Jenny slashes him across the forehead with a jagged piece of the broken table!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "Had that shot been just a couple inches lower, Barney Green would be blind!"[/white)


The blow doesn't topple the former World Champion, but it DOES stun him. Jenny tries to take advantage of it by stabbing at Barney's un-patched eye, but he manages to recover quickly enough to grab her wrist, preventing it.


HHL: "Jenny's TRYING to blind Barney!!!"

[white]PIP: "What a bitch!"


Myst tries to force the piece of wood down, but Barney overpowers her. Not only is he able to move her hands upward, he's also able to lift HER up off the mat while she kicks and screams. One of Jenny's frantic Kicks catches Barney in the chin, causing him to drop her. On the way down, Myst grabs hold of Barney's head and connects with a Spike DDT that nearly silences the crowd.


PIP: "Jenny Myst just took Barney to hell!"

HHL: "She's got the cover, I'm about to win some BarnCoins!"


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THRE-------















-------KICKOUT!!?!?!!!!!!?!!!!


PIP: "Yes! Barney REALLY wants to win me some BarnCoin!"

HHL: "After that kickout, I think he's going to!"

PIP: "What a way to start Savage off!"


Myst is bleeding from the face, down on the ground,, trying to pull herself up as Barney tries to regain his bearings about him as well, as both competitors are feeling the effects of this hard fought match. Barney see's Jenny getting up, and stumbles towards her. He swings, she ducks. Spinning around she fires off a hard shot.

OOO

OOO

OOO

OOO

The Canada crowd ooo'd with each blow, each one making Barney wobble more. On the 5th one Barney clotheslines Jenny, taking her down to her back. She gets back up slow. Barney is trying to pump the crowd up. Jenny, seeing that Barney is starting to take back over control reaches for the pepper spray in her bra. She can't find it. She frantically looks as Barney who is now approaching her again.

Jenny fires a shot off at Barn again, knocking him back. He goes for a clothesline and she slides betwen his legs as he goes to swing.

Out of nowhere, Erica Marie is on the apron, she has Jenny's pepper spray.


Pip: What is she doing out here! Don't tell me she's gonna....no.....no!

Heather: It's called getting revenge, Pip!


Erica sprays Barney in his unpatched eye. He flails widly, blinded. His face now red. Erica hops off the apron, and Jenny falls back against the ropes where Ash Quinn has come through the crowd. She tosses Jenny a chair. Barney turns back towards Jenny.

WHAM!

She damn near cracks Barney's skull.

An exhausted Jenny falls into the cover.


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3!!!

Winner: Jenny Myst via pinfall

Erica backs up the ramp as Ash slides in. Jenny looks at Erica, who looks back at her with a smile and a wink.


Pip: "WHY?! Why did Erica just help that she-devil?!"

HHL: "She has good taste?"

A bloody face Jenny watches Erica walk up the ramp, and she sets her pepper spray down on the entrance way as if saying "come and get it."


Jenny and Ash look at each other as Savage cuts to the back.

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We cut back to the backstage hallway where we see that the Savage General Manager KAREN HUNT sitting behind her desk reviewing several emails when suddenly we hear…





Karen is caught off guard, shocked to see the name flashing on her computer screen.


KAREN HUNT: Why the hell is Chris Page calling me on Zoom?


She reluctantly hits answer as we continue to have the frontal view of Karen as she looks at her computer screen just as the call connects.


KAREN HUNT: Mr. Page, what do I owe this?


CHRIS PAGE: Karen, how are things? Do you have a few minutes to have ourselves a little chat? I wanted to run a few things by you.


KAREN HUNT: What’s on your mind?


The scene abruptly cuts away.

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Unknown Soldier prays to SATAN! in the middle of the ring while a red pentagram traces him from above in the rafters. The red disco lights tracing the pentagram around Soldier continues to encircle him constantly in a counter clockwise motion. While standing in the center of this pentagram of glowing lights, he kneels and touches both his shoulders and forehead as a sign of the Unholy trinity. In the name of the Liar, the Sinner, and the great father and lord of all that is Evil! Soldier then gets up and strokes his penis exactly 666 times getting faster and faster as the lights around him speed up in pace as well.



The Chameleon prays to SATAN! in the middle of the ring while a red pentagram traces her from above in the rafters. The red disco lights tracing the pentagram around Chameleon continues to encircle her constantly in a counter clockwise motion. While standing in the center of this pentagram of glowing lights, she kneels and touches both her shoulders and forehead as a sign of the Unholy trinity. In the name of the Liar, the Sinner, and the great father and lord of all that is Evil! The Chameleon then gets up and folder her arms over her chest.

THE CHAMELEON - vs - UNKNOWN SOLDIER STANDARD MATCH - 1 ROLEPLAY

DING DING DING!

The two opponents just stare across the ring at one another. Unknown Soldier seems unsure how to take The Chameleon. He raises his hand as if going for a test of strength, but The Chameleon’s opposite hand goes up at the exact same speed. Soldier quickly lowers that hand as The Chameleon matches his movement. Soldier goes for the right hand this time, and his movement is matched once again. It’s as if The Chameleon knows what Soldier’s going to do before he does it!

Soldier pushes through as the fingers interlock. The left hand raises and is met equally once more. The test of strength is locked in as these two meet with their shoulders and press up against one another. They don’t shift at all as there is no give.

They’re perfectly matched as far as strength goes!

Soldier releases the hold before rushing behind himself towards the ropes. He bounds off the ropes and rushes towards the center where Chameleon is also rushing towards.

DUAL DROP KICK!


PIP: They both went for the dropkick?!

HHL: Not going to lie, this has to feel embarrassing and annoying for Unknown Soldier.


As if predicting the future, Soldier gets up and quickly and nails a spinning heel kick flattening The Chameleon. Soldier mounts her and begins headbutting her mirrored mask as if trying to break the reflective mask! The Chameleon manages to dodge one and hit a headbutt of her own! She uses this to sneak out of the hold and turn to Unknown Soldier. He turns around just in time for…

A spinning heel kick!

The Chameleon is back to replicating her enemy as she quickly mounts Unknown Soldier and delivers a series of headbutts! However, she strays from the plan as she gets up, pulling Soldier up with her. She delivers a swift uppercut before hitting the rope and bounding off for a flip kick dropkick!


PIP: Hey that’s a Soldier special!

HHL: I think you’re catching on.


The Chameleon goes over to Soldier, but he catches her with a scoop slam! He quickly leaps onto the second rope before springing back for a big time moonsault! Instead of covering, he hops right back up to the top rope. The Chameleon staggers to her feet, but Unknown Soldier leaps off!

Flying lariat!

The Chameleon is turned inside out as Unknown Soldier goes for the pin!


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THRE-KICKOUT!

Soldier seems pleased by this as he grabs her by the mask and lifts her up. He rushes towards the ropes and bounces off, but he’s met in the center of the ring with a scoop slam! The Chameleon quickly leaps to the second rope and nails a moonsault! The Chameleon climbs to the top rope and beckons for Unknown Soldier to get up!


HHL: This whole match feels like it’s on rewind and fast forward!

PIP: Reminds me of VCR tapes. Everything is confusing!


HURRICANRANA!

The Chameleon changed it up just enough to get the advantage as Unknown Soldier is sent flying across the ring! The Chameleon quickly moves towards Soldier and lifts him back to to his feet before reaching out and tapping Soldier on the forehead.

Uppercut from Soldier!

The Demon Dicked Defiler may have done enough research to know what that is. He whips Chameleon into the corner before following her directly with a huge Stinger Splash! She falls to the ground as Unknown Soldier climbs up to the top. He rises to a standing position and waits on Chameleon to rise to her feet.


HHL: We’ve seen this before!

PIP: This has won more matches than not!


SHOOTING STAR DDT!






NO!


The Chameleon simply took two steps back! Soldier crashes hard onto the mat. He slowly rises back up, clutching his ribs. The masked woman lunges forward and cracks him across the face with a solid headbutt!

Soldier is reeling as The Chameleon places another finger onto his face before sprinting to the top rope.


HHL: Oh how profound would it be if Chameleon hit the move that Soldier missed?!

PIP: Profound or embarrassing? You have to imagine anyone would hate being bested by their own finishing maneuver.


The Chameleon slowly rises to a standing position before leaping off!

SHOOTING STAR DDT!






BUT IT MISSES!

Unknown Soldier seems to be studying too as he simply takes a step back allowing Chameleon to miss. However, Chameleon rolls through instead of collapsing. She rolls to her feet right in front of Soldier!

SPEAR!

Soldier damn near breaks her in half. He reaches down and touches the forehead of the mask in a mocking fashion before springing off the second rope for a…


SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP!



Soldier hooks both legs!



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THREEEEEE!

Winner by Pinfall: Unknown Soldier

Unknown Soldier rises to his feet with a smile across his face as the referee tries to raise his hand. He runs him off before raising his own hands in victory.

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We come back from commercial break and Alias is just sitting cross-legged in the ring.





The lights in the building start to flicker, matching the opening riffs and drums of Disturbed's 'The Infection'. After the intro, a brief pyro explosion goes off in the entrance and as lyrics of the song begin, Xavier Lux steps out from behind the smoke left by the pyro. He stands there sporting his finest black and green gear, looking around at the XWF crowd most of whom boo him loudly after his recent actions. He shakes his head in disappointment and instead focuses on those that do cheer loudly, and even try to fight the boos with a brief “Venom! Venom!” chant. He smirks before making his way down the ramp, keeping his focus on the ring. Chris Page emerges from behind the curtain and follows him down clapping as he goes. Once Lux gets to ringside, he hops on the apron, wiping his boots showing his respect to the canvas where he is about to practice his craft. He then gets inside and makes his way to the corner, climbs to the second turnbuckle and again just looks around at the crowd who is now giving him a mix reaction. He acknowledges a fan here and there who is showing him support before hopping down from the ring; he checks in with the ref and then gets ready for the match as his music dies down.

XAVIER LUX w/CHRIS PAGE - vs - ALIAS FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH - 1 ROLEPLAY

DING DING DING!


The bell sounds as Alias moves towards his opponent quickly with a running knee! Lux just barely is able to dodge out of the way before catching Alias with an arm drag followed by a second one and finally a hip toss! Alias slams down hard before slowly coming back up. Lux quickly hoists him up before dropping him back down to the mat with a big body slam. He moves to the ropes and pumps his hands getting the audience engaged once again.

He turns back to Alias and picks him up, but Alias catches him with an eye rake. Venom staggers backwards clutching his eye, but Alias hits the ropes and comes back with a leaping knee strike! Venom slumps to the mat as Alias is now in full control. Alias sinks his fingernails into the trap of Xavier and begins just sinking it in!


HHL: Looks like someone has done their homework!

PIP: What do you mean?

HHL: Venom is not fond of these slower paced matches. He much prefers the match at a fever pitch.


The clawhold is doing its damage as Lux is reaching and trying to remove the hand from himself. Alias feels himself about to lose control and quickly presses a finger into the eye of Lux! He nails him with an armdrag before following through once more into the clawhold!

Venom is being picked apart slowly as he cries out in pain. Alias cinches the hold on tightly before transitioning into a chokehold! Lux is in a lot of pain, but Page throws something into the ring beside him. Lux reaches down and pulls it out.

WHAM!


HHL: OOH! Brass knuckles to the face of Alias!

PIP: For a second there, I thought he was whipping something else out…

HHL: You wish!


The punch dazed Alias enough for Lux to scramble out of the chokehold. He’s coughing profusely as he rolls to the corner. He slowly climbs up the corner, but he’s blindsided by a running knee to the back from Alias! Alias lifts him up to the top rope backwards. He hooks his legs over his head and slowly begins moving backwards for an Electric Chair drop!

Lux manages to swing himself around and hook the head of Alias before sending him through the ropes and to the outside with a huge hurricanrana! Alias hits the ground hard before slowly rising up just in time to see Lux leaping over the top rope, after building up speed, with a huge swanton! Both men crash to the floor!

Slowly, they begin getting up to their feet, but it’s Venom who is up first. He grabs Alias by the head before whipping him into the steel steps. He reaches underneath the ring and withdraws a steel chair which he waves around for a moment hyping up the crowd!


HHL: Here comes the pain!

PIP: He’s a fan of the chair for sure!


Lux climbs up onto the apron and begins motioning for Alias to get up. Alias slowly gets up, clutching his shoulder. Lux leaps off towards him with the chair in hand!

PUNCH THROUGH THE CHAIR!

Alias quickly threw a heavy jab that punched the oncoming chair right back into the face of Lux! But Alias falls to the mat clutching his hand which seems to be in jeopardy now. Lux rolls over and spits up a huge bubble of blood onto the floor outside of the ring. Alias grabs the chair away from him and lifts it up. But he quickly releases the chair as his right hand cannot get a solid grip on the chair. Instead, he lifts up Lux with his off hand and pulls him in close.


DDT ON THE CHAIR!

Lux’s head smashes hard into the chair as he slumps over. Alias hooks a leg with his good hand! The referee slides into position!


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THRE-NO! Lux barely gets a shoulder up.


HHL: Wow! I thought he had him there!

PIP: He might’ve if he could’ve hooked both legs.

HHL: That busted hand may prove to be a bigger hindrance than he realized.


Alias rolls off him and reaches underneath the ring and pulls out what appears to be a chancla? Lux gets up to his knees and looks towards Alias. Alias shrugs towards the audience.

WHACK!

Alias perfectly throws the chancla as it connects with the forehead of Xavier Lux who slumps backwards with the momentum. He reaches underneath the ring and pulls out something else right as Chris Page rounds the corner.

WHACK!

Chancla to the face of Chris Page! It buffets him backwards as he slams into the guard rail. He falls down clutching the back of his head.

Alias digs back underneath the ring before pulling out what appears to be a bag. He throws the bag down beside Lux. Lux slowly begins getting to his feet facing away from Alias. Alias approaches just as Lux leaps up and spins backward with a foot leading him! Pele kick dots Alias right on the forehead sending him backwards into the steel steps. Lux quickly clambors to his feet before rushing towards Alias and connecting with a running enzuigiri! Alias slumps down as Lux spits out some more blood.

Venom reaches underneath the ring and pulls out…

A table!

He kicks out the legs and sets it up. He grabs the bag of Alias as Alias gets to his feet. But Page nails him with a chop block from behind! Alias is now clutching his knee as well as his hand. Lux pulls out what appears to be lighter fluid. He grins as he turns to the table and wets the wood down. He pulls out a matchbook from the bag as well before striking a match!

It goes out before he can throw it.

He grabs a second match, but it just won’t strike.


HHL: Performance anxiety is a bitch.

PIP: You ever tried to use a matchbook? They suck ass.


Finally, the third match lights long enough to fling onto the table.



FWOOOOOOM!


PIP: Now here we go!

HHL: This is getting to be dangerous now!

PIP: I LIKE IT!


Lux grabs Alias and rolls him into the ring. He pulls him towards the corner and climbs up with him. He loads him onto his shoulder as he gazes down towards the flaming table!


ELBOW TO THE HEAD! Alias squirms out of the hold with both of them on the top rope. He stands up before falling into the splits along the top rope ala Rob Van Dam! He swings up with a heavy uppercut with his offhand! Lux is knocked for a loop as he falls backwards!


THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!














Lux is laying in a heap in the wreckage as Alias looks down at him. He looks towards the audience again before shrugging.


SWANTON FROM THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO LUX!

He just lays there in a heap with his shoulders pressed up against Lux as the referee slides into position.

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THREEEEEE!

Winner by Pinfall: Alias

Alias slowly rises to his feet holding his hurt right hand. The referee raises his hand before Alias just slumps back against the apron.

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(DING DING)

RL EDGAR - vs - ANGELICA VAUGHN w/ LACKLAN STANDARD MATCH - 1 ROLEPLAY

Sarah Lacklan takes her place at ringside as Mika Hunt calls for the bell! RL Edgar and Angelica Vaughn step out from their respective corners and circle the ring as they each size the other up. Finally, Edgar makes his move, looking to lock up with Angelica, but Angelica slips under his reach and slides behind where she applies a side headlock as Sarah applauds her from ringside!


HHL: "Angelica Vaughn her speed and technical prowess on display in the early goings of this match, wouldn't you agree PIP!?"


Edgar extends his arms out as he shifts his weight, fighting to adjust his position.


PIP: "There has literally only been ONE MOVE, stop being so biased, Heather!"


Angelica's eyes widen when Edgar wraps his arms around her waist. She squeezes in on the headlock even tighter, but it's to no avail as Edgar wrenches back with a big backdrop that frees him from her grasp!


PIP: "How about that, Heather!? The first big impactful move of the match!"


HHL: "Give it a rest, PIP!"


Edgar is quick to his feet and leads Angelica back to hers as she's still recovering. Sarah slaps the apron and cheers on her little sis as RL whips Angelica into the ropes, but Angelica pivots and reverses the momentum, sending RL towards the ropes instead! Angelica leaps over him on the rebound and hits the opposite ropes herself before catching RL in the middle of the ring with the "Sick Kick"!


HHL: "Angelica Vaughn just hit the Sick Kick! This could be over already!"


Angelica wastes little time making the cover!




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KICKOUT!


At the last second, RL Edgar pops the shoulder up with gusto!


PIP: "You see that, Heather!? That's guts! That's determination! That's something that you can admire! Give me one reason that Angelica Vaughn should be admired, and don't even mention that stupid child poverty crap!"


Angelica begins to guide RL to his feet, but as soon as he's up to a knee, she swings around him and applies a sleeper hold!


HHL: "And why not? I think that Angelica's charity work is something that should be admired and replicated by as many people as possible!"


PIP: "Redonkulous! I bet you give money to panhandlers at traffic lights and think that makes you a good person!"


RL manages to flip Angelica over his shoulder with a snap mare to break the sleeper. He wasn't in it for long, so it takes no time before he shakes the cobwebs and is back on the offensive. Edgar pulls her into an Irish whip power slam and immediately locks in a rear-naked chokehold as he follows up, but Angelica has the wherewithal to throw her foot over the bottom rope forcing Mika to call for a break! Edgar doesn't release until three, and the damage is done as Angelica is a little light-headed as she uses the ropes to gain a vertical base. RL hits those very same ropes and springboards off catching Angelica with a bulldog to Sars dismay at ringside!


PIP: "Look at that, would you!? The grit! The determination!"


RL ascends the top turnbuckle and calls for Dream Come True!


PIP: "And his uncanny ability to soar with the eagles!"


RL leaps off of the top with a picture-perfect diving elbow that would bring a tear to the Macho Man's eye!


PIP: "SO MAJESTIC!"


Only for Angelica to move at the VERY LAST SECOND! RL crashes and burns baby and Angelica is looking to capitalize as she hurries to her feet and rushes in as Edgar struggles to his feet.




HHL: "RL is out cold, all Angelica needs to do now is make the cover!"


And she does!



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KICKOUT!


Pure instinct!


PIP: "The heart on this man!"


Angelica can't believe it, but RL also can't capitalize!


HHL: "I think RL might have just used whatever was left in the tank on that kick out, PIP!"


Angelica is back on the prow, and RL is still just done. Angelica looks to lock in the "EW!" (mandible claw)


HHL: "SHE'S GOT IT!"


RL seems to come to life in the oral grip of Angelica Vaughn! RL fights and squirms in search of a way out, but Angelica wraps herself around him while maintaining the EW! Tears form in the eyes of RL from the intense pain, but he refuses to quit fighting as he inches his for towards the ropes. Angelica breaks the hold prematurely and repositions into a pinning predicament!




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KICKOUT!


The two separate on the break. Both fight to be the first to their feet. RL makes his move and darts in, only for Angelica to meet him with the SICK KICK! RL narrowly dodges it, however, and springboards off of the ropes with a second diving bulldog!


*SMACK*


HHL: "Oh-em-gee! She Sick Kicked him in midair!"


Angelica takes a few big steps back and as RL fights to his feet...




HHL: "That's it!"



Angelica hooks the leg as Mika makes the count!




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3!!!

WINNER VIA PINFALL - ANGELICA VAUGHN!

---

The scene cuts to what appears to be a dingy, dark boiler room of the insert Stadium. The floor had wet stains on it, and the walls appeared to be molding. It clearly did not look like it was up to code for a modern events arena in 2022.

As the camera moves more, we see what looks like a makeshift office. All the way down here?! There is an old dingy couch with rips and stains from a long life. There is a small table in the corner with a coffee cup on it that says something the camera can’t make out, but it is large purple font on a white cup.

We see Charlie Nickles making his way down the hallway in the bowels of the building with the television championship secured around his waist. What was HE doing down there? It was Charlie, that should answer itself.

He comes to a door that was sitting seemingly in the middle of the hallway with no frame. On it said “VISITATION POD”. He smiled a toothless grin, but wanted to be polite for once, knocking on the door. He could have just went around it, but he decided he wanted to go through it.

Typical Charlie.

After a few knocks, a blonde woman answers the door. It was new XWF superstar ASH. Jenny’s best friend.

“Can I help you?”

She stares a hole through Charlie.

CHARLIE: I was looking for-

She lets Charlie through by stepping aside. Charlie shrugs and then walks through the door, looking around. Camera pans to see Jenny sitting on a couch opposite to the original, wearing a purple top and a leather smock with colorful paint stains.

“Hello Charlie!” she waves enthusiastically. “Are you here for Visitation Hours?”

He looks around the room, it was massive. She didn’t need a quarter of this space. Dimly lit by an aging fluorescent, the only noise in the room was the soft hiss of said light.

“New diggs huh……”

“Yeah” she said with a giggle. “The new court. The old one was sooooo pretentious and bougie! I don’t know whaaaatt I was thinking!” she ended the sentence with an upward inflection, delivering the line like an over-dramatic little girl.

“So then, what brings you to this evening's humble abode?”

She giggles even though what she said wasn't funny.

Charlie smiles as he takes in the aura of the new Jenny Myst. He seemed to like the changes.

“Well, I was hoping you could lend me an ear….”

Charlie approached the couch and gestured towards the open seat next to Jenny.

“May I?”

Jenny gestures her approval and Charlie slides down next to her. The Nickleman leans back on the couch as he stretches all four of his limbs.

“Ohhhh yeah, this is life in luxury.”

Charlie looks to be getting a bit TOO comfortable on the couch as he continues to stretch out and rest his head against the couch.

Jenny looks at him like like ‘uh wake up’

Charlie quickly shifts himself as he shakes his head from side to side. He looks over to Jenny Myst as his hand goes up to his mangy hair.

“So, no hard feelings or anything since you didn’t technically cut it off of ME, but….”

Charlie moves his hair and shows his partially cut-off ear to Jenny Myst and the camera.

“But I’d REALLY like my good ear back. My new friend said he needs it for some sort of ritual, but Goldi said we should put it in a scrapbook instead!”

Jenny looks at ASH. Ash nods, and walks to the dark corner of the room where there is a desk randomly placed. She opens it up. Out of the drawer she pulls a bag.

Walking over she hands it to Jenny.

“I actually like this little trinket……why should I give it back? What have YOU done for ME? You didn’t write me while I was away, you didn’t visit…..you didn’t even miss me, did you Charlie?”

She is getting worked up now. Yelling.

“DID YOU?!”

She slaps the table, and Ash comes to pay her shoulders and calm her down.

“Of course I missed you, Jenzies! I thought about you all the time while you were away! In fact, in the lead up to my TV tournament matches I actually watched some of your old matches with a bottle of Jergens! I hope you had a lot of fun with my ear, Jenzies, but c’mon, I need it back now! Maybe….maybe we could make a trade?”

She leans forward, listening intently with a twisted smile.

"I’m challenging for the uni in April, and after I win it I get to ordain the next Television Champion, so long as I’m the TV champ going into the match for the top belt, of course. And hey…maybe if you scratch my ear, I scratch yours?”

Jenny looks at the ear and then back at Charlie.

She looks at Ash, who is nodding.

"I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, and by the belly on you I doubt I can throw you very far. Here's what I'll do Nicky.....I'll keep this in a safe place. I won't get to have it either. It'll be in a spot where neither of us can play with it, and if what you are saying actually happens....we'll make a formal trade then. Ear for title, yah?"

That dog'll hunt, Jenn-ay.". He smiles a wide, shit-eating smile whilst getting up from the dilapidated couch.

"I don't trust you either....ya know....."

He walks towards the door, seemingly content with the deal that has been hashed out.

He is about to open the door when Jenny blurts out. "Oh! By the way, you forgot this......."

She tosses him a Demo's mask.

"It was found in the toilet by the plumber people. They almost threw it away. Figured you'd wanna have it."

The mask hits him in the chest, but he catches it.

"You....touched this with your bare hands?

She bites her lip, nodding.

"I like you more and more every day. Never change, kiddo!

He walks out the door as Jenny shouts from the bowels of the large room "Don't forget to sign the guest book!"

Pip: Did Charlie just make a deal with the devil?

Heather: It sure looks like it.

Words come up on the screen as a giggling Jenny can be heard on the camera fade.

---

We come back to a shot of the ring, which has had all of it's ropes replaced with barbed wire.


PIP: "We're all set up for our Main Event, a Barbed Wire Brawl for the XWF TV Title."

HHL: "XWF has had it's fair share of Barbed Wire Matches, and if they're anything to go off of, this one's going to be violent!"

PIP: "Combine the hard hitting puroresoru style of Raion Kido with the psychotic nature of Charlie Nickles, and I'd say you're probably right!"




The arena lights turn gold as the intro of “Soldier Dream” by ROOT FIVE hits the PA.

ANNOUNCER: “And now, standing tall at 6'0" and weighing in at 227 lbs., from Osaka, Japan, “The Lion”... RAIOOOOOOOOOOON… KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Raion Kido appears on stage, letting out a lion’s roar.

“Saint Seiyaaa! (Seiyaaa!)
Mezasu kiboo no iro wa
Kedakai hodo utsukushii…”

Raion spreads his arms and breaks into a bird run towards the ring, slapping the fans’ hands along the way. He slides into the ring on his belly, narrowly missing the razor Wire, and springs onto his feet.

“Saint Seiyaaa! (Seiyaaa!)
Tsubasa wa ten wo kakeru
Erabareta moushigo no you niiiiiiiiiiiiiii!”

Facing the camera, Raion throws a one-two punch forward, his final pose as the music dies down.


PIP "Kido hasn't been here long, but he's already made enough of an impact to earn himself a shot at the TV Title."

HHL: "Raion has just as good of a chance at dethroning Charlie as anyone else who's challenged him up to this point."

PIP: "Maybe if this was a wrestling match, but it's not. This is Charlie's playground, his rules, the scales are already tipped in his favor and he's not even out here yet!"




As his music plays, Charlie Nickles pushes his way through the curtain and heads down the aisle with the TV Title slung over his shoulder.


PIP: "Charlie believes he's one of the greatest TV Champions of all-time, and it's hard to argue with him. He's already had one historic reign, and this one's shaping up to be just as legendary."


Nickles makes his way to ringside where he uses the barbed wire ropes to pull himself up onto the apron.


HHL: "Charlie's touching that razor wire as if it was a regular set of ropes!"

PIP: "No doubt the TV Champion feels right at home here."


Nickles stares at his opponent from the outside for a moment, before climbing in and revealing his bloody hands. He wipes them across his belt and raises it up for all the world to see.


HHL: "I doubt Kido wants the belt NOW....."

PIP: "I don't think it matters, Heather; if Raion wants to be TV Champion, he's gonna have to make Charlie Nickles bleed."


Charlie goes to hand his belt to the referee, who hesitantly takes it. Despite his fear of hepatitis, the ref holds the Championship high above his head before offering it up to Raion Kido. The challenger touches one of the non-bloody spots for a moment, before allowing the ref to take it away. They walk it over to the time keeper, hands it to them, and calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

XWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP CHARLIE NICKLES© - vs - RAION KIDO TV TITLE MATCH - THE DEFENDING CHAMPION MAY CHOOSE THE STIPULATION IN THEIR FIRST ROLEPLAY!

15:00

14:59

PIP: "Like most TV Title matches, this Barbed Wire Deathmatch will be contested under a 15 minute time limit; with the only way to win being pinfall or submission."


As soon as the bell rings, Charlie Nickles and Raion Kido rush to the center of the ring, where they proceed to hammer away at one another.


HHL: "A time limit forces you to fight faster, and that's exactly what these men are doing right from the get go!"

PIP: "When you know you're only gonna get so many moves off in a match, you gotta make sure that each one is your best."


Each man lands about a dozen shots before locking up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Charlie does everything in his power to push Kido back towards the wire ropes, only to have his opponent reverse course right before their skin can be pierced. Raion begins pushing Nickles towards the "ropes" behind HIM and damn near succeeds. Unfortunately for Kido, Charlie delivers a Knee to the midsection that stops him dead in his tracks. The TV Champion follows it up with a vicious Uppercut before dropping into the wire and bouncing back as if they were ropes. However, on the rebound, he ends up getting met with a Lariat. The shot doesn't drop him, but it stuns him enough for Raion to charge forward and connecting with a Slingblade that actually DOES put Nickles on the mat. Kido covers.

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HHL "Barely a one count!"

PIP: "Charlie can endure an unGodly amount of pain. That slingblade probably felt like a mosquito bite!"


Raion gets up and brings Charlie to a vertical base, only for him to Rake his eyes! Nickles follows it up with a combination of Hooks, Jabs, and Body Punches that seem to daze his opponent. Seeing this, Charlie Nickles charges full speed at Kido........................................ who dives out of the way! This results in the Television Champion getting caught up in the barbed wire as the fans in the arena, AND at home, cringe.


PIP: "This is NOT where Charlie wants to be!"


Rather than cry out in pain, Charlie Nickles laughs and motions for his opponent to come at him. Kido makes a Charging ki gesture before stepping forward and connecting with a flurry of Kicks across the TV Champion's chest. After about six of 'em, Raion takes a few steps back before running forward and connecting with a Shotgun Dropkick that frees Nickles from the wire's clutches and sends him tumbling to the outside.


HHL: "That Dropkick may have helped Charlie more than it hurt!"

PIP: "Absolutely! There's no telling WHAT Kido would've done had Charlie not gotten free!"


Raion Kido heads for the corner and begins ascending the wire ropes, heading ALL the way to the top. Once there, he dives off in Nickles' direction.............................. only to get smacked in the face with a barbed wire baseball bat!!!!!


HHL: "Charlie takes advantage of one of the barbed wire weapons at ringside!"

PIP: "And it looks like he's about to use another one, too!"

13:35

13:34

13:33

Charlie picks up a chair wrapped in barbed wire and raises it above his head. Before he can connect with it, Kido smacks him in the midsection with a nearby 2x4. This causes Nickles to drop his weapon and hunch over, opening him up for another shot, this time across the back. Charlie backs up, getting Raion psyched to the point that he rushes his opponent. Nickles see this, allowing him to connect with a Drop Toehold that sends the challenger, face first, into the steel steps!


PIP: "Charlie just rearranged Kido's face!"

HHL: "The way this match is going, I don't think they're gonna NEED the time limit!"

12:44

12:43

12:42

Charlie grabs the chair he'd been trying to use, and smacks it against the back of his opponent's head, smashing it between the chair and the stairs!!!!


PIP: "That was brutal!"


The TV Champion tosses the chair aside and rolls his opponent back in the ring. He follows him in and lays across his chest for the cover.

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "I can't believe Kido kicked out! His brains have gotta be mush!"


Charlie brings Raion to a vertical base and sets up for the Devil Hook Drop but, before he can hit it, Kido drives him backwards into the barbed wire ropes, once more. Nickles barely flinches, letting the wire dig into his back as he hammers away at his opponent's face. Kido defends himself enough to Irish Whip Charlie towards the other side, where he bounces off like it was nothing back at the challenger. The Champion attempts a Clothesline, but Raion ducks it and connects with a German Suplex, keeping it bridged for a cover.

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HHL: "With everything else Charlie's been through already, it's no surprise a German Suplex couldn't keep him down."

11:41

11:40

11:39

Raion gets up and lets out a massive Lion's roar before winding up his arm.


PIP: "He could be looking for that trademark Atomic Thunder Lariat!"


Kido waits for the Champ to get up before running at him with a Lariat. Nickles ducks it, and picks his opponent up for a BIG SIDEWALK SLAM, pulling a leg back for the cover.

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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HHL: "Charlie avoids getting his head knocked off, and nearly comes away with the victory!"

PIP: "And he's already back on Kido!"


Nickles kneels over his opponent and delivers a flurry of rights to his forehead. He then gets to his feet, bringing Kido with him, and walks him over to the side of the ring. Once there, Charlie begins raking Raion's face against the barbed wire rope, instantly striking blood.


HHL: "Kido's wearing the proverbial crimson mask!"

PIP: "Some men panic when they see their own blood, we're about to find out how it affects the challenger!"

10:49

10:48

10:47

Charlie drags his opponent's face across the razor wire all the way from one corner, to the other, before letting him drop to the mat. The TV Champion shows off a bit as the cameraman gets a closeup of Raion's gory face.


PIP: "He's literally wearing a mask made of blood!"


The TV Champion rolls to the outside and picks up another weapon laying at ringside.


HHL: "Charlie's got a ladder!"

PIP: "Not just ANY ladder, Heather............. it's a ladder wrapped in barbed wire!!!"


Nickles hugs the object like it was one of his kids before sliding it in the ring, following close behind. He then gets to his feet and begins climbing the barbed wire ropes, with his back to the corner, while holding the ladder up in front of him.


HHL: "What is Charlie thinking?!"

PIP: "He isn't!"


Charlie perches his butt at the top and points a finger at Kido before kicking off the middle "rope", sending himself AND the barbed wire ladder down towards his opponent. At the very last second, Raion gets a sudden burst off energy and rolls out of the way, causing Nickles to land HARD on his own ladder, with only the mat below him!!!!! The momentum of the collision causes his face to bounce of a piece of wire, cutting his face open just as graphically as his opponent.


PIP: "Kido stays alive.................. LITERALLY!"


A dazed and bloody Charlie stumbles to his feet as his opponent bravely bounces off the barbed wire behind him and back at Nickles, connecting with a massive Lariat that causes the Champion to do a completely 360 before hitting the canvas!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "ATOMIC THUNDERRRRRRRR!!!!!"

HHL: "He's got the cover, I don't think Charlie knows where he is!"


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THRE---KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:29

9:28

9:27

PIP: "Charlie may not know where he is, but that didn't stop him from kicking out!"

HHL: "Raion Kido is giving the TV Champion all he's got, but it STILL isn't enough."

PIP: "He's not done, yet, looks like he could be looking to finish Charlie right here!"


Raion Kido thrusts his right fist forward and yells out “LIGHTNING BOLT!"


PIP: "Who needs commentary when you can do it yourself?"

HHL: "I'm not sure how wise it is to call your spot out loud. You're essentially warning your opponent what you're about to do."


Kido waits for Charlie to get up before running forward with a Heart Punch. Somehow, the TV Champion sidesteps it and uses the momentum to connect with a surprise Devil Hook Drop!!!!!! Unfortunately for Charlie, he's too exhausted to go for the pin.


PIP: "If Charlie can cover him, he'll retain his Title!"

HHL: "This match has taken alot out of both men, I don't know if he has anything left to!"


Nickles does his best to crawl over to his opponent, stopping every few inches to shake out the cobwebs and catch his breath. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, Charlie manages to drape an arm across Kido's chest.

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---NO! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "I think Charlie Nickles is crying after that near fall!"

HHL: "He's not crying................... he's laughing!"

8:01

8:00

7:59

Charlie lifts Kido's head slightly up off the mat and wipes his hand on his bloody face, before wiping it on his own.


PIP: "Charlie Nickles has completely snapped!"


The TV Champion gets to his feet and lifts his opponent up for a Steubenville Screwdriver.................... only for Kido to slip out behind him! Charlie turns around and is met with a vicious Punching Combination! Each shot seems to do more damage than the last, with the final one seemingly KOing Charlie, who falls backwards through the barbed wire ropes, outside the ring.


HHlL: "If Charlie hadn't fallen out of the ring, we'd have a new Champion!"

PIP: "We still could, Heather; Charlie might be OUT!"


Kido grabs his head, knowing he had the match one, before climbing out of trying to bring his opponent back in. The dead weight of Charlie's body makes this difficult, at first, but Raion is eventually able to muster up the strength to get him in and complete the cover!

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KICKOUT!?!!?!!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!?


PIP: "Both men's inability to cover the other has cost each of them a chance at walking away with the TV Title!"

6:46

6:45

6:44

Both men do their best to stand, but they have to use each other's body in order to do so. They make it to a vertical base, but are only able to do so thanks to the other. Eventually, they begin exchanging strikes, with Charlie starting with a Forearm to the jaw, and Kido responding with one of his own. Nickles comes back with a Jab and receives one back for his trouble. The two of them both go for a Cross, connecting and sending their opponent stumbling backwards. Raion then runs the wire ropes and back, only for Charlie to quickly pick up the barbed wire ladder and chuck it at him!!!!!!!! He doesn't cover Kido right away, choosing instead to lay the ladder over top of him and lay across THAT for extra insurance.

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KIDO TOSSES CHARLIE AND THE LADDER OFF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HHL: "I think the adrenaline's kicking in for Kido! He knows the clock is working against him and, if he's gonna beat the TV Champion, he's gonna have to do it NOW!"

PIP: "Doesn't really look like he's even IN position to win, Heather, adrenaline or not."

6:00

5:59

5:58

Charlie Nickles gets up and hits Kido with a Steubenville Screwdriver, holding onto a leg after for the pin!

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KIDO KICKS OUT, DEFIANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PIP: "Kido won't quit! Maybe he DOES stand a chance, afterall!"

HHL: "Despite nearly being pinned twice, it almost feels like he's got the momentum on his side!"


A frustrated Charlie Nickles grabs his opponent by the back of his head and begins slamming it against the mat, over and over again. Once he's finally satisfied with the amount of damage caused, he gets to his feet and calls out "LIGHTNING BOLT, while cocking his fist.


HHL: "What's Charlie doing?"

PIP: "He's gonna finish Kido off with his own move! We saw him do the same thing to Cage Coleman to earn his shot at the TV Title!"


Nickles patiently waits for his opponent to get up and, once he does, Charlie runs at him and attempts a Heart Punch. Kido dives underneath it and rolls forward, before taking off for the barbed wire ropes and bouncing back with a Running Lariat. The TV Champion ducks under THAT and Kicks Raion in the nuts, causing him to fall into Charlie's arms for a Devil Hook Drop onto part of the barbed wire ladder!!!!! The fans boo as a triumphant Charlie Nickles hooks both legs for the cover.

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3!!!

Winner and STILL XWF Televison Champion: CHARLIE NICKLES

After the bloody affair, Raion and Charlie lay on the mat, blood adorning their bodies. Charlie's breath accelerates as his jaws form a smile, having heard this song before. Raion lies still. The fans, having seen something for the ages, continue riding the excitement and sing along.

*YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD AND OUT OF THIS WORLD."

The lights barely dim as the song continues. The XWF faithful continue to sing along..

"STAY DEAD, STAY DEAD, STAY DEAD. STAY DEAD AND OUT OF THIS WORLD!"

Jesus...

There's no savior coming, no reason to say that name.

Raion Kido slowly brings himself to his feet after the hell he's been through. The music suddenly cuts. As it does, on the Xtron, we see none other than Raion Kido.

"Come One"

Raion looks on at the words he spoke.

"Come all."

Raion looks on expectantly. Charlie, on the other hand, rests his head on the lowest turnbuckle, breathing deep and relishing in what's to come.

"...and taste the fury of the Lion!"

Raion Kido looks intently at the words he spoke earlier. His eyes narrow as he turns towards Charlie, who puts his hands up innocently with half a smirk. Raion turns back to the Xtron and the entrance ramp.

"I fear him not, nor do I fear you."

Raion has put the pieces together at this point. Charlie laughs. Kido charges in and delivers a boot to Nickles's jaw, but that doesn't stop him from being joyful. Not in the least. The Xtron changes, and we see the visage of Godzilla.



Raion keeps his eyes glazed towards the Xtron and the entrance ramp. As he does, from behind him, Bobby Bourbon slides into the ring and slams a double axe handle to the back of his skull. Kido doubles forward into the rope as Bobby spins him around. Bobby boots Raion into the gut, doubling him over. Bobby stops and looks at Charlie. Nickles looks at Bobby and gives a thumbs up and a wink, as if the bastardry isn't finished. Not tonight.

Bobby Bourbon has shown up tonight!

He's here to hurt the newcomer to the XWF!

Bobby spins Kido around and nails him with a Dinosaur Extinctor. Charlie's eyes roll to the sky as he grins. Thunder Knuckles walks out onto the entrance ramp. As he does, Bobby raises Raion Kido up and places his head between his thighs.

After the match Kido and Nickles had, this is a travesty!

The first sin is to fuck with a bastard!

As they say this, Bobby hoists Raion Kido up, and brings him down...

BOBBYBOMB!

Savage ends with the image of Bobby Bourbon standing over Kido.

Special Thanks To: Calvary Big D Michael Graves Jenny Myst Bobby Bourbon Lacklan and everyone who RPed!