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Tommy Wish · (02-14-2022)

[The scene opens up to a room where a woman who looked like Sara Jay is tied up to a chair, in a Wonder Woman costume with some henchmen looking dudes who are probing her with stick, as she either was moaning in pleasure or pain, as she had tape on her mouth. Then suddenly it jump cuts to Tommy in his white t shirt, black jeans and a shitty Zoro mask on fighting the henchmen, before it shows Tommy breaking one of their necks… it jump cuts to him untying the woman, while ripping the tape off her mouth.]

Woman in Peril: Oh Calvary, my her—wait you aren’t Calvary!

Bummy Hero T: Yep I am not him, but I saved you didn’t i?

Woman in Peril: Uh, you did but I expected a real hero like Calvary to save me! You aren’t no hero, you are just a scrub.

Bummy Hero T: If you think I’m a scrub and not a hero like him…then I should have let you died or been stick’ed to death. With your boobs all out your outfit, speaking of which you should try to cover them up!

[Then she looks at her exposed tits, then it freeze frame then suddenly cuts to them in a room where she’s being groped by some evil man, while Bummy Hero T was chained up to a wall in the next room. He somehow breaks out of the restraints with ease, and he gets to the other room to see a lot of stuff going on. Then the footage starts to become fuzzy, and it cuts to some 1980s filter where Bummy Hero T and the evil guy fighting. Then it freezes again, and it cuts to them standing over the evil guy.]

Woman in Peril: You know you didn’t have to beat him up, right! We were about to get it on as you had to break in the room, and ruin the fun, you scruby hero!

Bummy Hero T: You know what, fuck you, yo Calvary Two you deal with this hoe. I’m done.

[Then he leaves her behind as a Shaggy 2 Dope look alike comes into the scene in some ill-fitting Calvary costume to tend to her, then it freezes again and jump cuts to them getting it on. But then the whole scene went into static. Then it pans out of the blacked TV screen, where Tommy still in his Bummy Hero T outfit.]

T: As it’s been shown, this was my foray into acting in a porno, and let me say it sucked to say the least. The costar I was working with was a mean lady, and I had no time to be dealing with hot lights and all that. So, I guess this is my last time getting into the realm of acting in porn, and for me to stick with my day job wrestling for fun. You know what’s more fun than a spanking? Being able to be a superhero to the masses, with little to no income what so ever coming your way, unless you Superman or Batman of course. I am not too up on the heroes but I do know enough that they are good spirited people, and that’s where I would want to be in my life at this moment.

So for now, with a scene of being in a happy place, I am going to say that I have this match against this man who’s hero to the masses. The man who will bring XWF to the promise land of riches and fame, as his action figures would be sold out Vinnie’s trunk in a heartbeat. I’m talking about the great Calvary, the man who I am in the opening match in the Battle Creek, the home where RVD resides in! It feels good to know, that I am able to be the first one in and out of the town, as he gets all the fans loving him, and beg for him to stay in the ring.

Calvary, I mean this with the upmost respect, and say that you might be better hero then me, you might be the best wrestler in the planet earth. I am no match for a man like yourself, and to say that I am beneath you, is such a generous way of telling the people in battle creek, that Tommy is nothing more than a lower card guy who has no place in XWF. I mean, I know for a fact I will not go easy on you, and will put your abilities’ on the line against a bum like myself.

I mean, I have many wishes in my line of sight oh yes, and one of them is being able to have Jenny Myst spit her black goo in my face, and give me her power of ooze to turn myself into a evil person, who still can’t get close to the Universal Championship. But, your wish to me is your fist in my face to put me out?

Oh no my friend, that wish can turn the other side of the moon back to kryptonite, and have that fist back to your own face, if that isn’t the case then I can do the honors for you my friend. I would personally make sure that you look good as hero to the kids, because all I know is that I will make sure to prove that superhero’s do exists in XWF… just for them to realize that, they aren’t real and they will end up turning into broken bones. Calvary, fuck your own redemption, this will be a moment to break that redemption arc and have you know who I am in that ring this coming Anarchy, win or lose, your arc will just be in developmental hell as I beat the pages right out of your comic book of irrelevance.

See you in the ring, Calvary.

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