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DeathMerchant · (07-01-2013)

The match with Agent Orange and Jack Kronus had just ended. Death Merchant was heading back to the locker room area when Liz Weinberg caught up with him.

Liz Weinberg
Death Merchant, Can I get a quick word with you for the fans on the internet hookup. Your thoughts on the match?

Death Merchant
Did you see that $h!t out there? That was a F#c#!ng blast! I haven't had that much fun in a long time! Hell, I'm ready to go back out and get at it again now. That's okay though. I'll be right back in that ring doing what I love to do. As long as they keep setting them up in front of me I am going to take care of business and laugh my @$$ off all the way to the bank! I'll let you in on a little hint. Things are about to get real interesting around here. You see, I'm getting the band back together!

Liz Weinberg
What do you mean your getting the band back together? I didn't know you could play an instrument?

Death Merchant
That's not what I was talking about. You will have to wait until next week to find out just like everyone else. By the way, If you ever get tired of the fur burgers give me a call.

Liz Weinberg
Well, I never!

Death Merchant
Sure you have, Sweety. That's the problem!

He left her standing there with a strange look on her face as he headed back to shower with a huge smile on his face.

He couldn't stand it, Ever since he had said what he said to Liz she has been blowing his phone up night and day. She just had to know what he had meant by what he said. Her crazy @$$ just couldn't let it go. Finally he had to leave his room and head down to the gym just to get away from the damn phone.. After getting a few sets in on the bench press he decided to swim a few laps in the pool to stretch out his muscles.

He swam back and forth for what added up to about two miles when he stopped for a breather to rest before hitting the weights again. A few sets of leg presses and he would be finished until tomorrow. He had no sooner finished toweling off when he heard someone arguing. He turned around to see Liz Weinberg arguing with the manager.

Manager
Excuse me, ma'am. Your not allowed in this area. This is for Gentlemen only!

Liz Weinberg
Then that leaves him out too because he's no Gentleman!

Death Merchant
It's okay, I'll go outside with her. She just wants to have a nice little chat.

Death Merchant grabbed Liz Weinberg by the arm and escorted her outside while the manager looks on just shaking his head. After getting her outside Death Merchant releases her arm and turns her around to face him.

Death Merchant
Come on, Really? Is this $h!t so serious that you have to come in and bother me at the gym? I told you that I will tell you what I meant when the time was right. I have a couple of last minute things to take care of and then things are going to shock the world!

Liz Weinberg
Come on! can't you give me a hint?

Death Merchant
Okay, I'll tell you what. I'm going to let part of it out and then you will find out the rest at Warfare just like everyone else. I am bringing back the Angels of Death and already have some top names who have agreed to be a part of the new madness. For those who don't know the AoD was originally created back in 1997 by myself and a friend of mine named Aaron. We began a journey that would run rampant through three organizations and strike fear into the hearts of people everywhere they went. Now it is time for the AoD to return and do what needs to be done! Things are about to get very interesting around here! Now if you will excuse me I have a pressing engagement I need to get back to!

Death Merchant turns and heads back into the Gym to finish his workout. Now he would have to get a few extra sets in just to burn off some steam. He couldn't wait for his next match when he could beat the $h!t out of someone and get paid for it. Hell, This was the good life!

He awoke to the sound of the telephone ringing for the third straight day. He was pi$$ed! He got up angrily and walked over to pick up the phone. You could hear the anger in his voice as he began to speak.

Death Merchant
I guess I'm supposed to sleep when I'm dead right? What in the He!! do you want now?

Eve
$h!t, I don't talk to you for a few days and that's how you greet me? I see how I rate! What has you on edge? Sure your not upset about not winning your match?

Death Merchant
$h!t no, I had a great time in the match. That was just gravy on the potatoes! This is what I love to do and I get paid for it. What more can anyone ask for. Except maybe a muzzle for Liz Weinberg to shut her @$$ up! She has been on my @$$ like white on milk trying to get the story about what's going on. I told her the AoD was back but not who will be joining us. I'm saving that for Warfare!

Eve
She sounds like a real wacko to me! You should have someone else do your next interview to really pi$$ her off! That stupid c#nt deserves it! I'd like to scratch her eyes out for her!

Death Merchant
easy there Tiger, It's not like that at all. I think she would be more interested in you than me. Get my drift?

Eve
Oh! That's Gross! Now I'd really like to kick her @$$! Just let me slap her around a little.

Death Merchant
You know I can't let you do that. If she were a Wrestler under contract I would say go for it but she is just an interviewer. And not a very good one at that! She just gets by because she's taking care of the owner if you know what I mean.

Eve
Yuck, You mean she does both? That's disgusting! No wonder she looks like she's diseased or something. too easy to catch something like that!

Death Merchant
You talk like your a virgin or something. You know you have been around!

Eve
Yeah, But I don't swing both ways!

Death Merchant
You have a point there I guess. what did you want anyway?

Eve
What did I want? What did you want?

Death Merchant
Oh wow! You called me remember? You woke me up. Now what did you want?

Eve
Oh hell, I'm sorry. That's right. A Dr. Welby called and said that he needed to speak with you. He had my number for backup contact. What is that all about?

Death Merchant
DR. Marcus Welby will be our personal Physician for the AoD. He's the best there is. You know how extreme things can get around here and I wanted to make sure we were taken care of by the best.

Eve
Cool. By the way, Did you see who you are going against on the next Warfare? Hunter Payne.

Death Merchant
Major Payne? $h!t, He's funny as hell. He's kind of scrawny to be wrestling though isn't he?

Eve
Not Major Payne, Hunter Payne. If you'll check the website you can see what he posted on the boards.

Death Merchant
I'll have to check that out as soon as I hang up and take a quick shower. Hell, I need that just to wake up. It's impossible to get any sleep around here.

Eve
Okay, I get the hint. I'll talk to you later.

He hung up the phone and headed for the bathroom. After an invigorating shower and a quick shave he splashed on some cologne and felt like a new man. He turned on his laptop and navigated to the XWF website. After watching the podcast he laughed to himself and shut his computer back down. He would have to post something himself as soon as he could. he picked up his phone and dialed Liz's number. she answered on the second ring.

Death Merchant
Imagine this, Me calling you for a change. Listen I need to reply to what Hunter Payne posted on the website. When can you set up for an interview?

Liz Weinberg
I'm at the Madison Square Garden Arena now if you would like to meet me. I just finished up with someone else and have a few minutes.

Death Merchant
I will be right there.

It was only a matter of moments before Death Merchant pulled into the parking lot and was making his way up to where Liz Weinberg was waiting for him. She gave him a funny look as he got off of his Harley.

Liz Weinberg
We are going to have to make this quick though because I have an appointment I have to get to. So whenever your ready.

Death Merchant
Great lets do this then!

Liz Weinberg
Hello everyone and welcome to XWF Insider. I am Liz Weinberg and I am standing here with Death Merchant. Who recently informed us that he was bringing back the Angels of Death. Have there been further developments there?

Death Merchant
That's not what I am here to talk about. Not yet, Anyway. I'm here to say a word or two to my opponent. He seems to be confused about a few things. First off, He has me confused with someone who gives a $h!t about someone liking me or not. Do you think I care anything about how you feel? I am who I am and if you don't like it it's too bad! Go pound sand punk! As for your little hoe there, Joy. She needs to watch her step or Eve will put her @$$ straight into the hospital.

Liz Weinberg
What about the Angels of Death? Who is going to be joining?

Death Merchant
I've already said what I have to say about that. You will find out after Wednesday like everyone else. Now, Back to Major Payne. I'd say your a real pain in the @$$ but I would be lying. Your about as painful as a hangnail. Me, I'm your worst nightmare. I'm sure you have seen others come before me. Perhaps you have even met some of my co members in the AoD. You see, There are others who have heard the call of the demons of the night. The only difference with me is I don't give a $h!t what I have to go through to accomplish what I set out to do. My goal this week is to show you what real pain is all about. If you think you have been taken to the X-Treme before your in for a real surprise.

Liz Weinberg
Come on, What about the AoD?

Death Merchant
You just don't give up do you Liz? Okay, I'll tell you one member who has joined. He was with us before and stands with us now. None other than John Black. A former champion in his own right. Okay, No more until Warfare. Now Hunter Payne. I'm not too sure what you have heard about me but I'm not a very nice guy. You might even say that I'm a real @$$hole! You'll find that out soon enough when we face off inside that squared circle! Right here at Madison Square Garden. A place where all of the greats have plied their trades. From Ali to Hogan they have all walked that aisle to glory. Just like I will do. Warfare is just the beginning of the end for the XWF as you know it! That's okay though. You'll be able to watch it while your @$$ is laid up in traction! Hell dude. Do you actually think your little podcast there is going to save you from me? Am I supposed to just watch that and run screaming into the night never to be seen again? Wow, You really overestimated yourself didn't you! I'm afraid there will be a slight change in your plans. Your next podcast will have to be from County General. I'm sure there will be a lot of Joy there with you. I hope you enjoyed your little laugh there. It may be the last one you have for a long time! See you in the ring sucker!

Liz Weinberg
I was just about to tell you that we need to wrap this up. It should be posted by the time you get back to your Hotel.

Death Merchant
Great, I owe you one.

He leans over and whispers in her ear the name of another member who is joining the Angels of Death. She smiles as he gets back on his Harley and takes off.

You

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The roleplay is over............

This has been an AoDStyle production.

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