-Payne & Joy post Podcast #15 online, It starts out with 'Use Somebody' by Kings Of Leon playing for a bit, before the sounds gets lower and lower and stops as Hunter Payne is about to speak-


Payne: Welcome fans this is The Payne and Joy Podcast! I am Hunter Payne.


Joy: And I am Joy Giovanni.


Payne: And no you weren't hearing things, the Podcast now has a theme song, it's 'Use Somebody' by Kings Of Leon. It will start and close the Podcast from this point forward.


Joy: 'Sex On Fire' was a close second... Today we discuss our return home to LA, how you could be on a future Podcast, and this guy named The Death Merchant... Ohh scary huh? Hahaha


Payne: Yes, A guy who sells Death to people at affordable prices... Terrifying Joy! Hahahaha.


Joy: And what is up with all this death, demon, evil bulls--- in the XWF. I swear this is like the 4th person 'straight from hell' that you've wrestled here so far!


Payne: I don't know, It's either that or a religious cult-leaders, or martians, or guys who made their wrestling career a dick, Dong, and Shlong jokes. Yes, fun times in the XWF...


Joy: Don't forget the pedophiles! We have pedophiles too!


Payne: Yes, I thought this company was Xtreme Wrestling Federation, not Xtreme Weirdos Fighting. Nevertheless, We'll cross each of those individual bridges when we come to them. But, there is a reason we mentioned all of you, Joy?


Joy: If you would like to stop by for a chat, or talk about an upcoming opponent, or just talk about your individual weirdness, we are looking into having guests more frequently on the Podcast. So if you would like to be a guest on the Podcast, have your people get a hold of our people... or just get a hold of Hunter Payne personally might be easier.


Payne: The only rule is if you agree to be on the Podcast, no matter how much we hate each other, there will be no physical altercations! Save it for the ring... Or for the Xtreme or UFO Champions... Now back to Death Merchant, you got anything you wanna say about this guy?


Joy: Yes, We are the Wrestling couple around here, and we can't be duplicated. Sorry. So take your 5 dollar w---- back to the strip club she came from. She isn't wanted here...


Payne: Ouch... Anyway we look forward to your response Mr. Merchant, Not liking the Merchant thing by the way...


Joy: And I'm not liking his cheap w---- around here by the way...


Payne: Damn Joy, take it easy, woman of ill repute, PG remember?...


Joy: Ok, I'll save it for the next unrated Podcast... Even though Wallace Witasick isn't in charge, so it's not PG, but whatever...


Payne: Ok, Now Wild Card Weekend was overall, a very special night, of course I gave up lots, and I mean lots of blood. Andy Morrison took me to the limit in Los Angeles. But I wasn't going to be denied, not in my hometown, not on my birthday. So I want to say thank you to Joy, and thank you to Crimson Dong surprisingly, and most importantly thank you to the fans. The 21,000 screaming supporters, you made it all worth it.


Joy: You're welcome.


Payne: Awesome, Ok everybody, This has been The Payne and Joy Podcast number 15. I am Hunter Payne, and she is Joy Giovanni saying...


Joy: Come be a guest on the Podcast... It'll be fun...


Payne: We promise...


Joy: Payne and Joy out! ;)


-'Use Somebody' by Kings Of Leon continues where it left off, as the Podcast ends-