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What Was I Thinking!?!
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Vita Frickin Valenteen Offline
Vicious Frickin Vampire



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(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


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08-05-2021, 02:55 PM



Lonely Vita sits by herself at a wrestling convention. Sure, the Covid-19 pandemic, which has totally been going on in the world despite the XWF's stance to NOT follow any safety guidelines under the argument that Vinnie's a dumb dumb, can be partly to blame for the lack of attendees I'm sure.

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But as we pan to see lonely Vita's view of the crowd, we know that not to be true.

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Vita looks sad as she doodles on one of her 8X10's of herself. She adds a mustache, a lone ranger mask, and a funny hat to herself.

El Zorro to XWF confirmed!

She says with a smirk that slowly fades away.

Until they realize that it's me, then nobody cares, and I get buried down the card again.

Self-pity much? Yep. It's Vita. She's super chipper until she's not. Then watch out!

Vita lets out a frustrated sigh as she drops her head into her folded arms on the table, but just then a friendly voice calls out to her from the other side of the table.

"Are you all right?"

Vita looks up with a nervous smile. She was unaware that anyone was standing so near.

Oh, um, yeah.. Haha..

"What's so funny now?" The stranger asked curiously.

Vita's eyes shifted. She really didn't have an answer outside of admitting that she was embarrassed by what he may have heard.

Oh, nothing. So, what's up? Do you want an autograph? They're only $15!!"

"$15 for a signature? I would comment on how absurd that is, but the fact is that I passed a man selling his for $50, and he had a line wrapped halfway around the building.

You don't have to rub it in, ya know!

Vita rests her chin in the palm of her hand with an annoyed huff.

"I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to upset you."

The man pauses. For the first time since she noticed him, Vita actually takes a moment to look. It strikes her how oddly he is dressed. A fancy suit, all black and somewhat dated. He is also wearing a long-rimmed hat and red scarf that covers the lower portion of his face.


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As he continues to silently stare, Vita begins to get a little freaked out.

Um, hello? Are you okay?

The man licks his lips. Before speaking. "Sorry, I was just pondering something..." And it was as creepy as it sounded.

Annoyed with the further pause, Vita chimes in.

And that is???

With a smirk he replies. "How far would you be willing to go to fulfill your desires?"

Vita's unsure if he's trying to sell her on joining BOB or if this is some weird lead-in to a sex proposition? Maybe neither, maybe both. Either way, she's had about enough of the guy but tries to remain polite, because it's Vita.

Man, you know, there's nothing that I want more in the world than to climb to the top of this industry, but I've got plenty of years to do it, and all it'll take is hard work and the guts to get up and dust myself off whenever I do get knocked down. Just like I did when I volunteered to stand toe to toe with the Wednesday night Wrecking Machine for the Television title next Saturday on Savage! Even after coming up short at the last Warfare! Especially because of that! I refuse to lay down! I refuse to run scared! I may not be the biggest, and I may not be the strongest, but that doesn't change the fact that there isn't a single challenge that the XWF or BOB could throw at me that I'd ever dream of either shying away from, or exploiting some shady and likely 100% totally against the rules tactics to avoid! I need a win, and I'd LOVE a belt, and Bobby just happened to be offering both. Will it be easy? No way! Robb... Darn it!

Bobby! He's a heck of a wrestler! Most people think that he just gets buy on his size, but no, Ro...

S!

O!

B! BOBBY! B-B-BOB-B-BOBBY!

What's up with the name change anyway?


There's an uncomfortable pause as our mysterious visitor doesn't immediately realize that she's awaiting his reply.

"I have no idea what it is you are talking about."

Vita doesn't seem to care and just continues blabbering on. Give her a break. She's lonely.

I know it just makes sense, I get it, but it's weird and confusing. A funny little coincidence, but also annoying when everyone has been used to calling him Robbie for years. But that's just it. Bobby's bad, and Robbie's good. Goodie-little-two-shoes! Like me! But nobody's buying the white hat routine these days! It's passe! Let's all be baddies! Let's make beating up people and breaking the rules a big joke! Add in some over-dramatics from part-time leader Miss Fury, and you have a recipe for success! Do the right thing like me, Cent, or Ruby, and you're labeled as boring and mocked! Well, when I walk into Savage and come face to face with BOBs BULK, and shock the world in the biggest David versus Goliath upset in history, I think I'll have little trouble filling these lines myself! So whatever you're offering... I don't need it!

Vita tosses out her signature peace sign with a half-hearted smile. The man silently studies her for a moment.

"Your words lack confidence. You lie. You lie to me, and you lie to yourself."

The man reaches into his inner coat pocket as he steps forward. Vita jumps up from her chair. Partly to better look for a member of security, and partly to better defend herself should this guy advance beyond just acting creepy.

Okay buddy, I'm going to have to ask you to step off.

"I can help you find what you seek most in this word."

Vita spots a security guard to her right. She yells out trying to get their attention!

HEY! HEY! SECURITY! OVER HERE!

The guard takes notice of Vita since her area is so void of people it's easy to hear her yell, lol!

"You only have to ask..."

Listen bud!

Vita turns back to face the creepy guy only to see that he has vanished into the crowd of people that are nowhere near her booth. She looks down and notices a business card on the table. It's white and completely blank other than a phone number. Just then the security guard calls out to her as he approaches.

"Is everything okay?"

Vita looks back to the approaching guard and then back out to the empty space around her table... Looks like the guy left... Vita looks back to the guard.

Yeah, some creepo, but he ran off when I yelled.

Vita and the guard continue to talk as the scene fades out.


Oh shit…


Yeah, I said shit. I know that I don’t normally curse, but I felt that in this moment, it was an appropriate reaction.

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What was I thinking!?!

I know what I was thinking. I was thinking how it was Robbie Bourbon. One of the many heroes of the XWF that I once looked up to, and now? Now he ran with BOB under the nickname “Bobby”. I had called him out on his association with BOB in the past, but he deflected my question with an offer to join BOB if I sought greener pastures.

No! You don’t get to just ignore the evil that your friends do! You want me to join BOB? No way! Why would I join the people who ambushed me and put me on the shelf TWICE in 2020? Why would I join sides with the woman who ONLY joined the XWF because the jealousy that she felt when I put the needs of myself above her, and while that was TOTALLY douchey of me, her revenge, and what it has brought with it are FAR outweighing the original sin here! They say that everyone is the hero of their own stories, and it's true! In the moment, and with the right circumstances, we as a people can find ways of justifying the most heinous of crimes. But how can anyone justify a woman who has taken lifes, shortened careers, and performed a hostile takeover of the Anarchy brand all right under our very noses? How can anyone, ANYONE justify the crap that she’s done and had others do for her, ALL because she had her feelings hurt by ME!? The worst part is, somehow, she’s managed to convince the great American hero Robbie Bourbon to become a saturday morning cartoon terrorist.

BAH-OOOOOOOOOOB!

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How can you follow that? Money? Hope it’s worth it. Those Porkies re-re-makes? Worse than the originals! Wait, didn’t you say something at War Games about respect? Really? Don’t make me laugh dude! You don’t think you got the respect you “deserved” THEN, but you do NOW? Who respects you now? Miss Fury? She'll lay her lips to the ass of anyone that she thinks can help her serve her purpose, which by the way, I've pretty much nailed that purpose as robbing the good fans of the XWF of their hard-earned money for third rate crap merch and wrestling content that somehow finds itself even more counterfeit.

You, Robbie Bourbon, were, no are, the most recognizable Hart Champion in modern XWF history! You’re the Wednesday Night Wrecker, former Universal champion, former a lot of things! A lot of things that some of us just wish we could add to our list of accomplishments. If you weren’t getting the “respect” that you thought you deserved, then maybe you should have gotten off of your ass and done something about it! Oh but you did, once BOB came around and hooked you up with Ol’ TK to help pick up the workload. Sweet deal, I should know as a former tag team specialist. Except I wasn’t the one needing a TK! Just saying! Jessalyn Hart! God Bless her heart! But whatever happened to her once The Midnight Dolls lost our second Tag Team Championship? What did she do before? I think it’s pretty well known that I’m the heart and the soul of that team! And I know it’s considered “rude” for me to call it out so blatantly, but screw that! I did the work, and I deserve the recognition! I wonder how long it’ll be before TK realizes that you’re the deadweight of the team?


She knows that it's a bad idea to say that. She realizes that it only serves to anger the beast and increase her chances of taking a severe ass-whooping at Savage. She doesn't care.

Oh shit! Slow down there, buddy! I can see the nostrils flaring! How dare I call you deadweight! After all, you’re a frickin bull in a china shop! Big Bad and full of crap! You beat Corey to prove a point, but other than that, you know that right now, your heart isn’t in singles competition. You’re a tag guy. Double champion! The TV title, that’s just a side piece. It’s not the focus, and at the end of the day, it’s going to come down to what you’ll be willing to risk to keep that belt. For me, it’s everything. Look at me Bobby! Really, stop and take a look. What do you see? Is it the star-struck girl that came begging you to work with her years ago. So nervous to even be in your presence that she could barely get her words out, or is it something new? I've tasted success in the XWF Bobby, but because of BOB, it's been a long time, a very long time! And I've struggled to get back off of the ground for a while now, but I'm not like your Oswald! I'm not going to sit idly by and wait for something to come my way! BOB stole my momentum last year, and I'm about to steal it back from BOBby!

If I win, I’m the Television champion. Back in a position of excellence where I can prove it week over week! The first step in climbing back to the top of the mountain, and a first step that I’m willing to DIE for!

Yeah, you hear that Robbie?

I’m sure you do, and I’m sure you’re laughing at the thought, but look in my eyes Robbie! Tell me what you see? Do you see fear? No!

All I ever wanted was to be a star. I thought hard work and grit were the way, and I was right! I have the accolades to show for it! But then I failed to rise to the occasion. Jealousy and shame were all that I felt. I projected my failures onto others, and I justified being a brat and a pest as my way of lashing out at the system that I wrongfully accused for MY failings.

I made a mockery of the sport, and I achieved nothing. Nothing that lasted anyway…

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But I've since seen the error of my ways and I've refocused! I want back in the title hunt, and who cares if getting there means that staring across the ring from me is a BIG BAD BULL of BOB? Who'd you beat for that belt, Bobby? Corey Smith? That is quite an achievement. Corey, as you know, is held in pretty high esteem around these parts. Ya know I did beat him back when Lux was still inhabiting his body. Not to take anything away from Corey today, he did earn himself a 24/7 briefcase AND the Xtreme title, after all. I'm just pointing out that I'm accustomed to punching outside of my proverbial weight class and the bigger they are, the harder they EAT DEFEAT!


ANNNNND CUT!

Good cut, that's a wrap!

Vita wonders off-set alone because she has no friends. (Ruby, but they don't see each other much these days.)

The bigger they are the harder they Eat Defeat? Ugh! That sounded so much better in my head!

Vita enters her dressing room and plops down on the stool at her makeup mirror. As she studies her reflection, some unexpected movement behind her draws her attention. Vita spins around to see the same creepy man from the convention. Her eyes widen and she goes to scream out, but before she can he covers her mouth! The quickness of his movement was almost blinding. Through her own muffled screaming Vita listens as the man whispers something into her ear about a gift. The excitement of it all must have caused her to faint. When she awakens sometime later, she is on the floor and groggy.

Vita sits up and reaches for her head.

It's pounding.

Ahh!

Vita struggles to focus her vision.

Where is she?

A... An ally somewhere? It's around the middle of the night.

Vita pushes up and stumbles forward before falling into the wall. Her legs are trembling and struggles to support her weight. She tries to call out for help, but the words fail to pass her lips as more than a raspy whisper.

She pushes forward, using the brick wall to support herself with each slow uneasy step.

Eventually, she runs out of wall and stumbles out of the ally and to the street when she face plants in front of a car that brakes just in the nick of time to keep this story out of the X-rated territory!

Sometime later...

We open inside of the city morgue, where we see two men in lab coats standing in front of a covered body. The toe tag clearly reads Ashley Johnson.

"What's her story?"

"We're still waiting on the results of her bloodwork, but I'm leaning drug overdose."

"Why do you say that if you're still waiting on the blood work?"

"She has a history of drug abuse. This is usually how that story ends."

He pulls back the cover to see her face. It's Vita!

"Shame, she was kinda cute."

He covers her face back up before sliding her into the wall and closing the metal door.

"Hey, you want Chinese? My treat?"

If you're buying, I'm not going to say no!

Some time passes...

We're still in the morgue. It's sometime in the middle of the night. The lights are off and all is silent.


Until...

Tap-tap-tap!

Huh?

Tap-tap-tap!

It's coming from where they store the bodies of the recently dead!?

Tap!

Bam!

CREEEEEeeeEEEEEEEK!

One of the doors slowly pushes open and out crawls Vita Valenteen who is seemingly NOT dead after all! She plops to the floor with a sickening smack and lays there shaking as if she's freezing and taking short quick shallow breaths as she looks around the room with a wild and confused look.

The commotion seems to have drawn the attention of someone as footsteps can be heard approaching and a flashlight beam waves around the room.

As the security guard enters the room he looks around to find nothing out of place.

"Must just be hearing things. Either that or this damn place really is haunted!"

He exits the room, and shortly after he does, Vita quietly slides out of her wall chamber and creeps to the door. She checks that the coast is clear before darting out of the room. The scene ends, leaving you to wonder WTF?




[Image: VVbatlogosm.png]

1x Anarchy Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year

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