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THE NEW STRONGEST WARRIOR!
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EDWARD THE GREAT Offline
2x Strongest Warrior



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Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


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07-11-2021, 06:02 PM

An island forgotten to time.


One man dared to leave the safety of his home shores.


A strong warrior. Some would say the strongest.


His travels were filled with fights and thrills as he sought to prove that nobody was stronger than he.


Eventually he would find himself in the XWF. After making quick work of Big D in his debut, EDWARD would begin his quest to gain all of the "shinny" by becoming a multipule time Federweight and HMW champion. EDWARDS upward momentum would come to a crashing halt at the hands of one man in particular.


A hero, or so he would like to believe.


The fact is Centurion was a man that preached one thing, but often practiced another. Like that one time that he cheated in an arm wrestling match against a woman half his age and weight by socking her in the jaw before slamming her arm down, or more importantly to this story, that time he mangled EDWARD's hand beyond the point of repair and effectively ended his career, preventing him from providing for his cave babies back on the island.


Not a single word has ever been uttered that would indicate even the SLIGHTEST bit of remorse for those actions.


In fact, screen caps have circulated the internet showing a response to the Gravy Newz article that first mentioned EDWARD Jrs potential involvement with the XWF . In the screen cap, Centurion indicates that he may have plans to end JUNIORS career the same way that he did EDWARDS.


Even if said in jest, which doesn't seem to be the general consensus, most would agree that it's a joke that is in VERY POOR TASTE considering the history and bad blood between Centurion and EDWARD.









ISLAND IS HOME OF STRONGEST WARRIORS.


A scene plays showing various men carrying clubs and spears. They all look similar to EDWARD.


EDWARD WAS STRONGEST WARRIOR OF ALL WARRIORS.


Clips of EDWARD being celebrated by his native people are mixed in with various highlights of EDWARD'S XWF career including, slamming Big D through a windshield, biting off Centurion's thumb, and carrying both HOW and Federweight at the same time.


NOW EDWARD NOT STRONGEST WARRIOR. EDWARD JUNIOR STRONGEST WARRIOR NOW!


The scene fades in on EDWARD and JUNIOR dressed in their least dirty loincloths and standing in some skimpy woodland area that's likely in someone's backyard.


EDWARD NOT ONLY STRONGEST WARRIOR ISLAND EVER SEE, BUT EDWARD HAVE STRONGEST VITALITY AND MAKE WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF NEW STRONG WARRIORS TO HONOR EDWARD WITH THEIR GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH! THE FIRST AMONG THEM!


EDWARD heartedly slaps JUNIORS shoulder!


EDWARDS BOY, EDWARD JUNIOR!


He begins cheesing like a proud papa.


EDWARD JUNIOR PERFORM MANY GREAT FEATS BACK ON ISLAND! HE FIRST TO RETURN FROM GLORIOUS RIGHT IF PASSAGE THAT SEE YOU TRAVEL TO ONE SIDE OF ISLAND AND BACK WITH NO SUPPLIES AND YOU MUST INFILTRATE A DEN OF WOLVES AND RETURN WITH A WOLF SKIN CLOAK.


JUNIOR RETURN WITH FIVE PIECE WOLFSKIN SUIT. EDWARDS ALWAYS BEEN MASTER CRAFTSMEN, AND WE PROVE IT TO ALL INFERIOR WARRIORS ON ANARCHY WHEN JUNIOR POP HGH HEAD LIKE ZITS ON HIS BACK! JUNIOR ONCE WRESTLE TWELVE FOOT CROCODILE FOR 3 DAYS UNTIL CROCODILE DIE FROM EXHAUSTION. HE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM SYNTHETIC MAN THAT EDWARD HEAR TOO SCARED PERFORM IN FRONT OF CROWD.



EDWARD starts cheesing again.


WARRIOR BACK ON ISLAND HAVE THAT PROBLEM TOO ON TIME. HE NOT ABLE TO CONSUMMATE MARRIAGE IN FRONT OF TRIBE. HE DIE FROM COVID LAST YEAR, BUT BEFORE THAT, WE ALL MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR NOT HAVING WIFE OR KIDS AND BEING A WEAK WARRIOR. EDWARD THINK YOU'RE A WEAK WARRIOR TOO. ALL FLASH AND NO SUBSTANCE. JUNIOR OPPOSITE OF YOU. HE NO FLASH, BUT WHEN BELL RING…


EDWARD dings a bell and JUNIOR suddenly begins hopping around and growing in like a wild animal before taking off in a full sprint to a wrestling ring that JUST HAPPENS to be set up in the middle of this skimpy forest AND happens to have a bunch of random ass red necks apparently in the middle of some sort of battle royal!


WTF!?


JUNIOR springs into the ring like a nimble cat and begins bouncing all over the ring hitting high impact, quick moving strikes that clear an opening in the ring. JUNIOR starts throwing rednecks out of the ring left and right until there is only one.


THE BIGGEST ONE.


He rushes JUNIOR, but JUNIOR easily sidesteps him and jumps onto his back, ripping and clawing at this guy's eyes, blinding him! JUNIOR hops off his back and darts across the ring. The big redneck takes a wild swing, catching nothing but air! JUNIOR hits a dropkick that sends him tumbling over the ropes. JUNIOR hops around the ring like a wild monkey as the camera pans back to EDWARD on the outside.


EDWARD LOOK FORWARD TO FINDING OUT HOW STRONG OF WARRIOR HGH REALLY IS.


EDWARD grins confidently as JUNIOR continues to bounce around the ring wildly, during any of the rednecks to reenter as the scene fades.

[Image: EDWARDvs-YOU.png]

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