CLANG!

Lycana drops where she stands and flops to the ground

Who’s the assailant? Who else but that no-good scoundrel NKWC, of course, holding a pipe wrench.

“Look, I don’t even want to do this. My groin is still recovering from the last attempt. But it’s been 36 hours since the last one. At this point, you must be getting bored from no one trying. I’m trying to be considerate.”

NKWC thoughtfully goes for the cover and an XWF official graciously begins the count.

1...

2...

"You've got balls...."

Lycana kicks out, and simply stands up, holding the back of her head.

She fetches the pipe wrench and comes over to hand it to NKWC with a sweet smile.

What? He dropped it and she was nice enough to fetch it for him.

......

She's turned over a new leaf.

She's going to try and be really kind to people from here on out.

Lycana lines up and punts him as hard as she can in the balls.

"........... but you won't if you don't leave me alone."

Okay, so maybe she needs a little work....