Only you can stop this, Alias. You have the power. Use it!

Demos kicks a few blonde children in the face. In his defense, these pitiful fools were simping for Alias and groveling for his autograph at their official XWF meet and greet. Demos scoops the legs of all children at once before scooping the legs and pinning them while staring straight at the X-treme champion.

Ariel Dixon walks onto the scene enthusiastically, clapping and jumping up and down as Demos goes for the pin. She audibly makes the count.


"1!


2!

3-"

Uh oh, here comes the Dictator now that Demos is receiving the attention he so desperately begged for!

PIN ATTEMPT VOIDED

(05-11-2021, 08:10 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Uh oh, here comes the Dictator now that Demos is receiving the attention he so desperately begged for!

PIN ATTEMPT VOIDED

You think you can trick the Demos into speaking during his pin attempt? I shall never be tricked by your witchery and deception, Dictator Lane.....

But you can rest assured on your Mike Lindell sponsored My Pillows that the Demos is not searching for title steel, you fascist, but for justice for the millions of fans forced to suffer through this genocide upon our collective imaginations week after week!

Um...

(05-11-2021, 08:16 AM)Miss Fury Said:

Dictator? Um, yeah. Since when has WORK ever been a democracy?


Also

Leave it to the woman with unnatural body reconfigurations to attempt to naturalize the capitalist class hierarchy!

Um, no. Are you confusing the oversexualize comic book adaptation as reality?


Lane, what's with all of the loons around here? Isn't this some sort of labor violation? Can we just send Demos home already?

(05-11-2021, 08:54 AM)Miss Fury Said: Um, no. Are you confusing the oversexualize comic book adaptation as reality?


Lane, what's with all of the loons around here? Isn't this some sort of labor violation? Can we just send Demos home already?

IF THE XWF BUYS ME A HOME THEY CAN SEND ME THERE! OR ELSE I'M GOING TO KEEP LIVING UNDERNEATH THE RING, DAMN IT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU EVICT ME FROM MY SPACE UNDERNEATH THE RING WITHOUT BLOODSHED!

(05-11-2021, 09:16 AM)Demos Said:

(05-11-2021, 08:54 AM)Miss Fury Said: Um, no. Are you confusing the oversexualize comic book adaptation as reality?


Lane, what's with all of the loons around here? Isn't this some sort of labor violation? Can we just send Demos home already?

IF THE XWF BUYS ME A HOME THEY CAN SEND ME THERE! OR ELSE I'M GOING TO KEEP LIVING UNDERNEATH THE RING, DAMN IT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU EVICT ME FROM MY SPACE UNDERNEATH THE RING WITHOUT BLOODSHED!

Is that all it'll take?? Honey, pick out a house and I'LL buy it for you.

(05-11-2021, 09:23 AM)Miss Fury Said:

(05-11-2021, 09:16 AM)Demos Said:

(05-11-2021, 08:54 AM)Miss Fury Said: Um, no. Are you confusing the oversexualize comic book adaptation as reality?


Lane, what's with all of the loons around here? Isn't this some sort of labor violation? Can we just send Demos home already?

IF THE XWF BUYS ME A HOME THEY CAN SEND ME THERE! OR ELSE I'M GOING TO KEEP LIVING UNDERNEATH THE RING, DAMN IT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU EVICT ME FROM MY SPACE UNDERNEATH THE RING WITHOUT BLOODSHED!

Is that all it'll take?? Honey, pick out a house and I'LL buy it for you.

I would never accept something bought with your blood money. The lives of the children that make your merchandise and work in your mineral mines are worth more to me than a bed, a toilet, and a shower!

Automatons produce our merch, and kids love us! Did you know that BOB has sponsored many great youth centers all around New York?

Stop talking out of your ass and making assumptions. You'd think you would have learned by now!

Wait, Chuck lives under the ring!? Is that where all the kendo sticks and stop signs come from??

(05-11-2021, 08:10 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:

PIN ATTEMPT VOIDED

"HEY! I kick out God damn it! Fucking Dictator Lane!"

(05-11-2021, 08:54 AM)Miss Fury Said: Um, no. Are you confusing the oversexualize comic book adaptation as reality?

"He's probably talking about your nose."

(05-11-2021, 09:16 AM)Demos Said: IF THE XWF BUYS ME A HOME THEY CAN SEND ME THERE! OR ELSE I'M GOING TO KEEP LIVING UNDERNEATH THE RING, DAMN IT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU EVICT ME FROM MY SPACE UNDERNEATH THE RING WITHOUT BLOODSHED!

"Wait, I thought you had a house and Jim was living in your attic? Did that house get blown up? Is Jim okay? WHERE IS HE? JIM! JIM! ARE YOU OKAY? WHERE DID THE FAT MAN TOUCH YOU?"

(05-11-2021, 01:04 PM)Alias Said: "He's probably talking about your nose."

Hey! I didn't have any work done! I had to get my nose fixed after that savage, Terry Borden broke it during our match!

Completely non cosmetic!

"Maybe you should..."

(05-11-2021, 01:44 PM)Alias Said: "Maybe you should..."

I hate you for your selfishness, Alias.

I hate you for your cowardice, Alias.

I hate you for joiningBOB, Alias.

I hate you for denying me a shot at your championship, Alias.

I hate you for being a soft emo boy, Alias.

But most of all, Alias....I hate you for making me agree with you.