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The Stoopid Heroes (Part 2) A BOBtube Premier
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Osira Themis Offline
Kalon Kakon



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Hardly anyone to be honest

(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)


#1
05-04-2021, 05:26 PM

Previously on


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Our heroes were donating a large sum of legally obtained money from BOB’s franchise of weed dispensaries when self proclaimed heroes, and obvious con artists, Holy Highhorse and Rubbles arrived to interfere. No longer content with releasing campy PSA’s on Youtube and “saving” cats from tree’s, their only aim was to meddle in BOB’s business.


After falsely accusing our real heroes of corruption, they quickly leaped into action and found themselves at the mercy of BOB. With Rubbles broken on the ground and in need of immediate medical attention, Holy Highhorse was pinned under Fury’s boot, the prior events that lead him here flashing before his eyes.


That moment when he first saw her. He felt an odd attraction. One that he hadn’t ever felt for a woman before, just his buddy James Raven, which is kind of weird but totally alright.


The costume look of the costume struck him, it's look bold and exciting. The exact opposite of his own. The idea of piggy backing off of her superior marketing enticed him.


Fighting crime? Not so much for him, but not really for her either! Turned out that all Rubbles ever did was simplistic and previously staged Saturday morning cartoon tropes of heroism. Saving cats from trees? Walking old ladies across the street. Leading Girl Scout troop #32 on a woodland adventure, all of it was just marketing designed to boost her popularity. Holy Highhorse was familiar with the tactics, but only knew them to be employed by politicians.


This was it! With his help, she could boost her exposure, get the message out, and make them both two of the most beloved people in the city, but there was one problem.


BOB!


Lots of people didn’t like BOB. They called them things like evil and villains. Why? All because in a broken world, BOB knew that in order to succeed, you needed to be willing to do whatever it takes, so long as the ends justified the means.


This didn’t set well with many. Especially all of the established men and women in power who suddenly found themselves with very little!


BOB had taken control of nearly everything the city had to offer. Only a few prizes remained. One of them belonged to Rubbles.


Holy Highhorse and Rubbles had mostly ignored BOB during their rise. When it came down to risk versus reward, the numbers just weren’t on their side.


However now things had changed. BOB was stealing the spotlight. Saving kittens and such just wasn’t grabbing the headlines. Something had to be done!


So finally, the so-called heroes sprang to action. They would paint BOB as the villains that the former elite wanted them to be, and in doing so, they would respark their own popularity!


As a test of their skill, they would seek out a couple of BOB thugs. Some No Good Bastards that they could get a few licks in on before setting their eyes to the main course.


Even when things didn’t go their way, and The Bastards sent them limping home feeling broken and hollow, their spirits weren’t crushed. Instead they rationalized, every dog has their day. They would fight on. They had to! Their futures depended on it.


Oh how Holy Highhorse regrets that decision now!


Back Live!



Holy Highhorse: “Please, I’m sorry! I just want to go home!”


Highhorse begins to sob as Fury twists her boot into his temple. Osira stands up, rubbing her sore tit from his devious attack.


: “Screw him Fury! Finish him off and let’s get out of here!”


Just then a rabid Rubbles jumps up, grabbing Fury and clinging to her back like a spider monkey!


Miss Fury: “Oh shit! Get it off, GET IT OFF!”


Rubbles: “No flippin’ cursing! We’re recording this for the flippies!”


Fury runs in a circle as Osira tries to help. Unbeknownst to either of them, Holy Highhorse is up and sneaks behind Osira, wrapping his skinny rubber padded fake ass muscular arms around her arms and waist.


Holy Highhorse: “HA-HAAA! We’ve got you now criminals!”


But just then an army of BOB’s lead by those very same Bastards that kicked the phony heroes asses before show up at the gates of the orphanage!


: “Are you certain about that love?”


Highhorse looks past Osira to see the troops storming the gates!


Holy Highhorse: “Fuck me!”


Rubbles still attached to Fury’s back scolds him!


Rubbles: “LANGUAGE!”


Highhorse loosens his grip from the shock of what he see’s coming at him. Osira elbows him in the gut and gets away.


Holy Highhorse: “Rubbles, we’ve got to go!”


Rubbles: “What!? We’re winning!”


The Bastards and the army of BOB’s grow ever closer. In a panic, Holy Highhorse pulls a freaking gun! The BOB’s stop in their tracks, snarling at the pussy with his gun. Fury manages to flip Rubbles off of her back, and pins her with a knee to the throat!


Holy Highhorse: “Hey, stop that! You’re going to kill her!”


Highhorse aims at Fury and fires a round! She dives off Rubbles, and somehow dodges the bullet, but it doesn’t miss the poor nun holding the bag of cash BOB donated. She reaches for her stomach in shock. She pulls her hand up, looking at the blood. A single tear falls down her cheek as she drops to her knees and kills over. Fury and Osira rush to check on the nun as the BOB army chases off the idiots pretending to be heroes.


Miss Fury: “O-M-G this is sooo sad! Damn those fiends!”


Osira: “Thank goodness we had our friends to rely on, or this could have been us!”


Miss Fury: “No dear, this will NEVER be us, not by THEIR hands!”


Fury stands and faces the BOB’s.


Miss Fury: “They’ve targeted us, sullied our names, and now harmed the innocent! This is war! All BOB’s on deck!”


Osira: “War? Surely nobody will listen to these clowns once they see what happened here today!”


Miss Fury: “If only it were that simple, but these heroes use propaganda to their advantage and turn the fine citizens against us. I wouldn’t be surprised if this somehow falls on our laps!”


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