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BOB Brings The Hype! (KDOIBR 2)
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04-24-2021, 06:40 PM




The Following Announcement Has Been Paid For By BOB.

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Tommy Slavino: "Hello and welcome once again! I'm Tommy Slavino, and tonight we're going to take a very special look into the King Doc Open Invitational Battle Royal that is being held on Saturday, May 1st, live from Coreytopia! The winner of this match will go on to face the XWF Universal Champion, "Chronic" Chris Page at Leap Of Faith! Late into the game, it was announced that Miss Fury would be entering the tournament for no other reason than to ensure that Robert Main would not be the person to win this battle royal! She would go on to explain that she had no interest in a Universal Title opportunity, and would instead give CCP the night off as she would look to challenge for the Anarchy Championship at Leap Of Faith. A match that was originally scheduled for March Madness before Miss Fury over performed in the March Madness Tournament and officials decided to postpone the championship match for a later date."


"Still, even with that statement being out in the public, you can't help but wonder if Miss Fury's mind may change between now and MAYDAY! Could you imagine how crushing it would be for Vita Valenteen if she were to watch Miss Fury capture the top prize in the company while she has spent the better part of the last year on the injured reserved list!"


"But to do so would mean that she would be forced to challenge her mentor, love interest, and fellow BOB, Chris Page. Is that a line that Miss Fury would be willing to cross? Well, that's not for me to say, but if Fury were to get it in her mind that she wanted to win the Universal Championship, I don't believe there's anyone that could do anything about it, and that's a fact!"


"That includes Robert "Omega" Main, a man who has spent months lying in a hospital bed fighting for his career, no his LIFE! A life that was put in danger when Robert put his gullibility on full display, allowing Chris Page to secretly lead him around by the balls as he blindly played into Chris's masterplan. A plan that cut a cancer out of the XWF title picture, and replaced it with a golden beacon of what a champion SHOULD be! Countless defenses, appearances on nearly every show. THE STAR, THE ATTRACTION! There's no doubt that the XWF is better for having Robert removed. Even before Chris Page began what will go down as one of the greatest reigns in XWF history, the XWF Main Event scene was seeing a resurgence with the likes of Thaddeus Duke and Sarah Lacklan, and that resurgence was built off of the backs of REAL LEGENDS Unknown Soldier, The Engineer, and the timeless classic, Shawn Warstein."


"But now that the seas have leveled, and the legends have returned to their slumber, Robert Main plots his path back to the top, and through Chris Page, a man that has proven his better time and again, but to do so, he will need to outlast and survive against 11 other men and women! Among those names, "The Impossible Traveler" Betsy Granger! A woman who's on quite the hot streak as of late, really turning head and making waves. She is right on the cusp of the big time, and a natural rival for Miss Fury who is seeing a similar rise in notoriety! Though they have yet to face off in an XWF ring, the two women have crossed paths before in the now defunct GCWA when Miss Fury tested Betsy's mettle by putting the Impossible Traveler in an impossible situation with Steve Sayors life on the line! While Betsy did manage to save Sayors and gain the victory over the Supervillain, a rematch has never taken place, despite Miss Fury's vocal disdain and the obvious friction between the two ladies. You can bet that sparks are gonna fly if these two women come face to face!"


"Next up we have Demos, Charlie Nickles, Charlie Dimes, or whatever new name and identity he may run with this week! This is a man removed from the tournament, but it seems that all hope is not lost for The Demos, or uh, Charlie Three-Names. Can he win? Sure maybe, but the real question is, does it matter if he does? Considering that he's barred from challenging any BOB for any title they hold, I'd say not, but you never know what crazy trick The Demos will pull to change his DNA and skirt the rules once more. I swear, this guy is too stupid to realize that he's a PERFECT FIT for BOB!"


"Anyway folks, we'll get into all of that and more tonight as we take a special look into the King Doc Open Invitational Battle Royal!



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We switch over the TK on the set of Gilligan's Island!


“Hey yo, you want to know what ol’ Thunder Knuckles thoughts on the King Doc Open Invitational are? Well I think the result is going to fucking surprise everyone! Everyone has Main pegged as this big badass. The best in the business. The measuring stick of the XWF, except that’s King Doc, Not “Walnut Brain” Main, not by a fucking long shot!”


“You know, it really fucking astounds me that people buy into that fuckers hype. Sure, I know he’s a former Universal Champion, and I’m damn well aware of his tag team title run with Cataclysm, arguably where Robert Main looked his fucking strongest while Chris Page carried his ass from one defense to the next! Hey Main, how come your bark has seemingly lost it’s fucking bite since Page left your ass in the dust? Probably the same reason you come off like a fucking teenage girl on Twitter with all the emoji’s and shit! You’re a fucking punk Main, and dumbass to boot!”


“Hey Robert, What was it you said when I bashed your fucking head in? Oh yeah! “I’m bleeding”. Spoken like a true fucking neanderthal! No wonder your dumbass is pining so hard for a match with CCP instead of the fucking guy that put you down in the first place! But hey, good on you for leaning into the Walnut brain shit and trying to get it over as something more than a descriptive term for the under-fucking-sized nut rattling around in that giant fucking head of yours! No fucking wonder either since it’s so full of hot fucking air! Oh, and Robert, despite your efforts to convince people to the contrary, NOPE! You’re still fucking stupid!”



TK gives his truly remarkable and unmistakable jerking-off hand gesture.


“You guys want more proof that ol’ Walnut Brain is beyond fucking dumb? This fucker thinks a war is coming. He’s acting like BOB hasn’t been fighting a fucking war this entire time! Ruby tried us, FAILED! Kenzi tried us, FAILED! Continuum tried us, FAILED! But ol’ “Broke Brain Main” is going to come back and lead the fucking charge? Get over yourself you pretencious fuck! We took YOU out of the picture, and you were lead around like a fucking dummy the entire time!”


“Oh, and that shit about cutting the head off so the body fucking dies? Do you really think that if you throw Fury out of the ring, you’re going to kill BOB? Goddamned you’re stupid! Unless, are you planning on violently attacking a woman and purposely trying to end her career? That’s the most noble fucking thing I’ve ever heard! They should build monuments in your honor! 71 million people voted for Trump, so I’m sure you can convince a fair fucking amount of them that your motivations aren't bullshit, and that you aren't nothing more than the thugs that you claim you want to fucking remove from the XWF. Good job, fucking idiot! Wait… You’re talking about Page again, aren’t you? Nevermind, you’re doing fucking terrific, fucker.”


“You say CCP was the shadow of “Lame Brain” Main? Bitch please! Take a closer fucking look and it’s obvious who stood in who’s shadow! Who’s the Universal Champion and who’s not!? Case fucking closed! Page has ALWAYS been better, you just had the name recognition. Keyword there fucker, HAD, cause these days, CCP and BOB are both bigger names in this industry than you ever were, DIPSHIT!”


“Oh, and if you think for a minute that “Broke Brain” Main might just make the fucking comeback of the century, look no further than Recorded Promo number 1. You know, the one that drags on and on for fucking ever!? Jesus dude, I know you’ve missed the fucking spotlight, but Goddamned! I almost forgot what a goddamned long winded fuck you can be, but at least before I beat your brains to mush, you managed to stay on point. Nowadays it’s just on and on with irrelevant bullshit! Yeah dude, you want Page, we get it, well no, we don’t actually, since you’d think the first fucker you’d target would me the guy that put you out, but the Walnut strikes again, and now he’s wasting everyone’s time with a backstory that doesn’t amount to fuck-all when he’s facing the likes of Miss Fury, Betsy Granger, and God fucking help me, Demos. There’s also a mystery competitor who for all he knows could turn out to be The fucking Engineer making his grade return from whatever circle of Hell he’s been visiting on his vacation. And yes, The Engineer doesn’t fucking die, load Bullshit.ENG into someone’s skull and suddenly you have Robert Main’s goddamn Kryptonyte! Speaking of, remember that time Robert lost to The Engineer, OG not the twitcher, fair and fucking square, then had to turn around and immediately cash in his 24/7 case to win the belt on the back end? This fuckers entire legacy, if you want to call it that, is built on a goddamn lie! He says he’s the fucking best, but the best at the time beat him dead to fucking rights!”


“That’s why I laughed so fucking hard when Main tried to claim himself a white whale, because just like the white whale, his hype and his chances of winning this battle royal and going on to take that belt off of Page are both FICTISIOUS”


“How about that, DICK!”



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The scene transitions over to a stark as naked Bama T in the BOB studios!


“Howdy there BOBnatics! It’s me, it’s me, it’s Bama T and I’m the voice of bWo alongside Tommy Slavino when we come to you live on May 9th for bWo Uprising! Tonight, I’m here to take a special look at one of the competitors in this K-D-O-I-B-R, The one, the only, the Omega, Robert Main! Listen fella’s, I know everyone is getting sick and tired of seeing this dead horse get verbally beaten time and again, but we have to push on, if for no other reason than to piss off the the mindless sheep that bought into the hype and somehow see a man who not only allowed himself to be manipulated by his partner for a year, not only nearly lost his entire career to that partners betrayal, but even then, continued to be played for months and even saw his brother locked away for a crime that he allegedly didn’t commit! You’d think this idiot would have bigger fish to fry than to try and win a battle royal to challenge for the Universal Championship, but no, fuck your brother, fuck revenge on the man that cracked your skull wide open and placed you in the hospital. Instead, let’s go win a belt and prove that we’re the baddest man to wear a goofy mask in XWF history!”


“Listen, if I were in Robert’s shoes, and had the opportunity to regain a title that I never felt I truly lost, all while getting some measure of revenge, I’d do it too! However, I’d at least be upfront with the fact that all I really wanted was to selfishly try and steal the spotlight from and fatten my wallet in the process! This guy sits atop his high horse acting all high and mighty, but the fact is, he’s just as big a piece of shit as the people he’s looking to fight! That’s right, you heard it here first, that is, if you’ve missed pretty much his entire career! Yo, remember when Robert Main helped TK plan a casino heist? Good shit good guy! Tell me more about how BOB’s evil ways REALLY grind your gears. Tell me more about how anyone should feel sorry for your dumbass getting wacked by TK? Miss Fury has claimed from day one that all of the so called heroes of the XWF were nothing more than conmen and charltons who were playing the fans to gain support, drive ticket sells, and move t-shirts, and at every point, every single one, each of you dingleberries have proven her right time and again!”


“On the flip side, Let’s take a look at someone who’s proven Miss Fury on so very wrong. Jenny Myst! Jenny, when you answered the call of BOB, there were certain expectations placed upon you. You know it, and you know that you’ve failed to reach your expectations at every turn! How is it that within a group of men and women who have only grown stronger in each other’s company, you Jenny are the only one to have grown weaker? You came into BOB as the shooting star champion, but now? Now you’re barely featured on television at all! The title you seek so far out of your grasp that you’ve forgotten what it even feels like to have it around your waist, and then, despite your horrible failures in the shooting star division, you enter into this battle royal, knowing that if anyone from BOB were to walk away with the title shot, it would most assuredly be Miss Fury over you? You have to know that, right? Of course you do Sally! That’s why you’ve chosen to keep that mouth shut and play your role as a pawn to perfection! I’ve gotta say girl, pretty damn sad when your fall from grace lands you on Barney Green’s level!”


“Hey you know what? Maybe when this is all said and done, you and Main can form a new stable! Call it “Hell’s Dumbells” and go on to not do jack shit like you always do!”



Bama T squeals out in excitement and does a fully nude cartwheel in full view of the camera!


“Oh and hey, you think that’s bad, you should get a load of Mickey Kinkade actually thinking that he stands a snowball's chance in hell of walking away the winner of this shindig! Boy, Miss Fury ain’t gotta worry about you son, because someone done slapped the stupid into you! You’re a world class nobody standing in the ring with people far beyond your level, and you’re too damn stupid to even realize it! Why don’t you just forget about all of this battle royal nonsense and come on back and see Bama T instead? I promise I’ll show you a much better time than the one you’ll have getting thrown over the top rope!”


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We cut to Herschel Kiss on location at the grand opening of his new night club, S&M&M!


"Yo, people always be trying to down Miss Fury. Acting like she ain't done nothin around here, like she not on their level. Same story every time, I swear to Jesus! You know what though? Miss Fury ain't no joke! She done came up in this bitch, assembled an army, and taken over one of the XWF brands, the Anarchy brand in fact, and all the proof you need is right there in your face each and every show! She might not be the champion right now, but how many shots she get, huh? One, and what happened? She ended what was hailed as the single greatest reign on that show, even surpassing the inaugural championship reign of the scariest bitch to ever walk the halls of the XWF! What I think funny though, is even now when BOB be expanding across all brands of the XWF, gobbling up gold like they fresh off the line Krispy Kremes, people still be tryin’ to act like Miss Fury ain’t legit. These fools done been played an’ they ain’t even know it!”


“Demos say some shit, did you see it? Y’all be hearing that bullshit? He tryin’ to act like Fury the big bad, but discrediting her in the same breath. I guess that what you get when you tryin’ to sell multiple personalities and other worldly bullshit! Frankly, that some Micheal Graves bullshit right there, and you see where that shit got him don’tcha!? Kicked out of BOB and homeless from what I hear. Must suck when you be done driven your career so far into the dirt that Herschel Kiss get a job but you can’t. Demos right on that same path. It just a matter of time before people get sick of his 3 faces of Charlie bullshit. Hell, it already happening now that he been exposed by Lacklan, Doc, and Page as being nothing more than a flash in the pan! Herschel had a good run once, and that shit crashed down on me as well brother! I look forward to kicking it with yo crazy ass in the jobrone locker room, oh wait, I lie, I dress with the BOB’s now BITCH!”


“Speaking of bitches, y’all ready to cut this ribbon and see some bouncy tities!?”


The crowd of horney dudes erupt in excitement!


“All right nigga’s get ready for a show!”


Herschel cuts the ribbon with some comically oversized SAFETY scissors! As soon as he does, the mob of horn dogs blast by him, pushing and shoving to get inside!


“Hey, as y’all can see, I got a show to attend, but before I go, I need to bring up the other threat in this match, Betsy Granger! How many of y’all saw Betsy vs Fury in GCWA?”


Herschel quickly realizes that the few people still fighting their way in aren’t really paying attention to him anymore.


Herschel Kiss: “Yeah, that’s what I thought! Ain’t nobody watching that bush league shit! I’ll fill you in though, win or lose, it didn’t matter. That match proved that Miss Fury and Betsy Granger be on the same level, and that shit took place back when Fury still be dealing with that Micheal Graves shit. So in other words, she was nowhere near the top of her game then, but now? Now-a-days, the quickest comparison we have between these two lies solely in their performances in March Madness, and the fact that both of them managed to make it to opposite brackets in the semi finals. If you askin’ me, that shit be far more impressive than getting knocked on your ass early on, then having to fight and scrap your way through a battle royal only to go on and have the same mother fucker lay you on your ass again! Good job Charlie! You really know how to sell the fuck out of that glass ceiling, because each time you smack into it in more spectacular fashion! This time be no different either, well, maybe a little different seeing as Betsy, Fury, and Main all have one thing in common. They know that while you can’t win the big one, you be hella good at throwing people around in battle royals, and as such, that shit makes you target number one should you be allowed to even step into the ring! Can he? I don’t fucking know, but he sure thinks he can!”


“Now before I go, y’all wanna catch a peak inside?”



The camera nods yes before Herschel leads us inside. Once in, we’re traumatized by the group of 50 or so men, and the show they all clamored to see.


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The scene transitions back to Tommy Slavino in the bWo Studios!


Tommy Slavino: “Welcome back folks, I’m Tommy Slavino, and tonight we’re taking a special look at “The Impossible Traveler” Betsy Granger! You’ve heard the name, you’ve seen the promos, and you’ve watched time and again as she’s fought against the odds to get on the level of her fellow legacy stablemates, Shawn Warstein and James Raven! At March Madness, Betsy Granger battled all the way to the semi finals before falling to “The One True King” Doctor Louis D’Ville! Prior to that, you may have seen here tearing it up in the Shooting Star division and making fellow BOB Jenny Myst more and more irrelevant in each defeat, but what you haven’t seen folks, is Betsy Granger bringing the fight to BOB! No sir! Not one bit! In fact, she seems to get along fine with fellow BOB’s TK and Barney Green. A truly odd situation when you consider the absolute fire and vigor she expressed when addressing The Left Hand not too long ago.”


“But then again, was it really all that surprising that someone so concerned with their reputation in the ring would pick a fight with the weaker foe? No doubt about it, Betsy Granger may have squeaked a win over Miss Fury once before, but in doing so she also learned a valuable lesson, and that lesson was that BOB wasn’t just another gaggle of creeps looking bank their careers on shock and awe tactics, but instead were a true force to be reckoned with inside of the ring! As proven by all of the gold this stable of villains have in their possession! The BOB elite as they’ve come to be known are most definitely a gathering of the scariest combatants you could cobble together, and now as knights to the kings royal court, there’s no doubt that Betsy Granger wants nothing to do with the super stable of super bads!”


“Unfortunately for her folks, Miss Fury is itching at the opportunity to lay hands on her once more! It all stems from that defeat in GCWA, Miss Fury’s one and only singles defeat in the XWF! Hey, remember when that was the thing Robert Main used to pin his hat on? “I’ve never been pinned in singles competition!” That is, until a kid by the name of Cadryn rose out of the dark recesses of the midcard and laid him on his ass, 1, 2, 3! See, everyone seems to forget that Miss Fury is a rookie in the wrestling business. They dismiss the hard work that she’s put in alongside Chris Page to become the threat that she is today, and let me tell you something right now, If you thought getting beaten by a King's Jester was bad, just wait until you meet the King's Assassin!”



Tommy mean mugs into the camera mocking Robert Main.


“And Betsy, you’d best take notice as well, because while you may have squeezed out the victory the last time that you shared the ring with Miss Fury, she now has twice the experience that she had before, and that, in this broadcasters opinion, is what is going to set her above you in this battle royal!”


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We cut to Oswald, brooding, somewhere dark.


”You want my thoughts on the battle royal? Fine! I’ll tell you what I think! I think that Miss Fury possessed all the talent in the world. I believed that she could one day lead BOB and the XWF into the future. That’s why I agreed to align with her. That’s why I agreed to give her access to my money! She was free to make any decision that she thought was best for OUR interest, but somewhere along the way, she forgot that! Somewhere along the way, she decided to BITE the hand that feeds, and why? Out of allegiance to King Doc? The one person in this company that she knew I would have a problem with!? It’s despicable, dishonest, and downright dastardly, and I’m mad! Mad at myself for not seeing it coming! She’s Miss Fury! She’s a supervillain! Not a run of the mill bad guy, but an honest to God supervillain! She does what she wants, when she wants, and it’s been that way since the moment she stepped into the XWF! I should have seen her betrayal coming from a mile away, but I didn’t, and do you know why that is? Because I fell for her charm and charisma, much like all of you! They say that the greatest trick the devil ever pull was convincing you that he didn’t exist, well she does, and she goes by the name Fury!”


“You people think you know bad? You think you know evil? Look into the eyes of this woman, fall under her spell of sex and charm, but don’t be surprised when you find a knife buried deep within your back!”


“Miss Fury is take no prisoners! If she wants you dead, your dead. If she wants you in prison, well, ask Vita how that went! And if she wants your title? Well, chances are, she’s going to come and rip it out of your cold dead hands, and yes, I’m talking to you Chris Page! Do you really think this woman is your ally? Do you really think that she’ll vacate her shot at the Universal Championship should she win it? If you do, then you’re a bigger fool than I!”


“Come on Chris, think about it! You know the story, you know why Miss Fury is here! You know why she came to YOU! She wanted revenge against Vita Valenteen for tossing her to the side in pursuit of fame and fortune. Now everything that she does is in spite of Vita! She aims to have a career that Vita could never hope for, and what better way to do that then to pull the biggest screw job in the history of screw jobs and take out the pompous leader of BOB who believes himself to be the champion of 4D wrestling chess?”


“Just remember Chris, at the end of the night, when Miss Fury is the last person standing in that ring and you feel the cold unforgiving steel dig deep into your back, it was all your fault. You created this monster, one that’s unforgiving, unrelenting, and unable to prevent herself from betraying everyone around her as soon as she sees an opportunity to take even an inch! Basically Chris, you’ve created a far more unstable version of yourself, and I won’t be surprised in even the slightest when it’s her standing atop the corpses of the XWF and BOB with the Universal Championship in firmly in hand, and I’ll take solace in the fact that YOU were forced to feel the same pain of betrayal that I was! Oh yes, what a wondrous day that will be!



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The scene cuts back to naked ass Bama T in the studios being all wild and sweaty!


“HEY HO! Bama T here, and I’m coming at you with some stone hard facts! Sil Frigadino is big bad and fucking sad that he’s about to get shown up by a pretty lady weighing a third his weight, standing over a foot shorter than him, and having a core strength that’s just about on par with what this meathead presses on the bench! He’s gonna be so damn sour when he realizes that in the wrestling business, muscle and size do not relate to ability, especially in battle royals baby YEAH!”


“You’d think this guys had never seen a single battle royal in his life by listening to the dumb fuck shit he was spewing last night during the great dumping! For example, did you know this dumb son of a bitch thinks beating Sky Edwards of all people turned a single head in that locker room? He thinks the courteously fluff match his old ass was gifted in his return somehow solidifies him as a threat here in the XWF? Against the top names in the business today? Get the fuck outta here baby! You have’t accomplished a damn thing except the bare fucking minimum that’s expected of you! This battle royal? This is where we separate the champions from the Big D’s! And that’s you baby! Yeah! I got you pegged already baby! Big meathead mother fucker, talking about his heyday that nobody remembers, or cares about. Looking to the XWF to make his triumphant return after a long hiatus, likely brought on by the fact that the baby dicked muscle man couldn’t hack it 20 years ago, and now hopes beyond hope to give it one more try and reach for the top! Too bad we’ve already seen this story play out, and it ends with a Universal Championship match earned, not by talent, but simply to drive the final nail into the coffin that contains his ego! Yeah baby! You ain’t nothing more than what Fury said you were, a sight to behold and a body to fear, but a body that’s easy to avoid if you’re not a complete imbecile! Yeah BABY!”


“All that height, all that power, and this dumbass doesn’t even realize that it’s his BIGGEST disadvantage baby! Think about it! Firstly, big guys always eat shit in battle royals! It’s a fact jack! And I highly doubt that YOU’LL be the guy to change that perception! You know why that is darlin? Because all of that muscle you’re packing, limiting your mobility, slowing you down, that shits also a goddamned big red x on your back baby! Yeah! If you don’t think that each and every man woman and child in that ring isn’t going to be coming for you, then you’re a bigger goober than the last maxxed muscle we had around this joint! Yeah Baby!”


“And hey baby, before you get all up in a tift trying to tell us all how fast you are, how well you move, how good you breath, just remember, this shit’s science, not opinion! You wanna be athletic baby, be athletic! You wanna be a big lumbering franknfucker, then you keep doing you baby, YEAH!”


“So, what do I think Sil’s chances in the K-D-O-I-B-R are? Simple baby! Sil wins! Just as soon as every other living organism in that ring throws themselves over the top rope in some freak misunderstanding of the rules! And if that doesn’t happen, then Bama T thinks ol’ Sil Frigida is FUCKED!”



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We cut to Tommy in the bWo studios!


"Tommy Slavino here with a special look at the mystery entrant! Two words folks, fluff piece! Look no further than his half assed unrevealing promo as evidence that not even the XWF is behind this guy being anyone of importance in this match! Name's floating around at the moment range from James Raven to the most obscure, but this journalist has been around the block a time or two, and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that if this guy posed any real threat in this match, then we would have been met with a much grander presentation! But what's that? This guy isn't in it to win it!? Yes sir folks, right out of the horses mouth! Instead, he looks to be the anti Fury and ensure the "right" man wins! Well brav-ucking-oh, it looks like we're in store for yet another return of the one and only Drew Archyle! Or one of the many Robert Main Cock Jockies in and around the XWF!"


"One thing is for sure folks! It's definitely NOT Shawn Warstien who went on record with Twitter saying that whoever the mystery entrant was, he was a coward! We couldn't agree more Fuzz!"



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”Charlie, you seem upset that Chris didn’t give The Demos a pat on the butt and a hardy good job. Jealous that he recognizes my talents, but seems to shun yours. You’re so very proud to have been in the finals of March Madness, and so very quick to try and dampen my flame in the process, and yes, while it’s regrettable that I fell in the semi finals, I can still point to the fact that I outlasted 28 other members of this roster to go as far as I did, and that includes you! The best part Charlie, is that I didn’t need a second chance to get as far as I did. No, instead I got there through sheer merit alone. Something that you’ve yet to accomplish your entire career!”


“You and Robert are one and the same. Two over grown brutes unable to see beyond their own nose. If you can't take one look at my history in this company, everything that I've built both in and out of the ring, and come to the realization that a motivated and driven Miss Fury SHOULD be the scariest thing in sight, then you're a fool blinded by his own hype! With the first week of build over, and the words from MOST of our competitors still fresh on our minds, we take a moment to pause, and take a look at the current landscape of the King Doc Open Invitational Battle Royal! Judging by confidence alone, there's no doubt that Robert Main, Betsy Granger, Demos, and of course myself, Miss Fury are the top runners and obvious main attractions. With the exception of ONE, all of these competitors were involved in the final rounds of the March Madness Tournament. Robert Main on the other hand, hasn't done ANYTHING in months. Well, unless you count lying in a hospital bed and pleading with the man that put you there to help you get revenge. Yet you think that you are in a position to question MY worth? That's worse than Chokey Dimes doing so, because at least he's been in the fight. He's SOMEWHAT aware of what's going on around him. He does still confuse BOB and bWo a lot, but he tries damn it! And I'm fairly sure that he's mentally challenged, so cut him a break! On the bright side, he's chocked full of personality. Tons of them! Kind of like you Robert, or did we lose the prescription? Tell me, how did it feel being a monster? The Monster! How did it feel to let your dark side out? How does it feel now? Knowing that it was all part of the plan? That every move you made, was a step into a minefield that we created!?"


“And Charlie, really? RUBY!? Hold US AT BAY!?! Have you even been watching? No, of course not! You're just doing the same thing you did with Page, talking out of your ass and exposing just how full of shit you are! Tell me, Demos, how exactly has Ruby held BOB at bay? Hmmm!? Did she do it by not retaliating against weekly attacks during her first run with the Anarchy championship? No! Did she do it when her and superZERO Tula Keali'i fell in defeat to myself and that DEADWEIGHT goofball Micheal Graves!? NO! Maybe it was when _I_ ended HER 136 day reign as champion!? OH! But Ruby has the belt back, she had to have defeated me, right!? NO! NOT ME! She's NEVER beaten me! In fact, one on one inside of an XWF ring, NO ONE HAS!”


“Which brings me to Betsy Granger. Listen Betsy, I wasn’t happy with how things played out in GCWA, that’s no secret, but something that I haven't said prior to now is this, you impressed me. It’s ture, and you should feel proud, because so far in this 12 month career of mine, you girl, are the first person to have done so. Congratulations, sincerely! Now, this would normally be the part where I go on to try and entice you into joining the ranks of BOB, but, let’s not kid ourselves here. We both know that you’d never accept such an offer. After all, you’ve built this third stint in the ring as what? A fun loving, spacing and time traveling hero? I know, I know, you’ve never specifically used the term hero, but let’s call a spade a spade my dear. When you rallied the troops for the impending fight with The Left Hand, you made a statement that you, Betsy Granger, we're here to save the XWF from the evils that had infected it. To go back on that now would be so very Tula of you, wouldn’t it? And I’m sure that the last thing you would want to see is all the hard work that you’ve put into this return to the ring to be undone due to fans realizing just how fake you really are, right?”


“You say that you want me in the ring? Well that’s news to me girl, because as far as I can tell, I’ve been right here each and every Anarchy, and anytime you might have wanted to throw down, have an epic battle of good and evil, and try to dispel the baddies from the XWF, all you ever had to do was show up on a Thursday night! The fact that you never made any such effort goes to show that despite your words, you never wanted to test your mettle against Miss Fury again, because if you did, you would have, simple as that! However, fear not young lady, because our chance at battle looms, and come Mayday, there’s no doubt in my mind that the two of us will settle our score face to face."


Prime Directive - Stop Robert Main.

Secondary Directive - Beat Betsy’s Ass.

Secondary Directive - Throw Demos On His Ass.

Secondary Directive - Classified.



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We cut back to the bWo Studios with Tommy Slavino!


"Well folks, that's about all we have for tonight. Lots of opinions, and lots of information to process, but no matter what happens come Mayday, one thing we can say for sure is this, it'll be the best God damned FREE show on Earth!"


"TOMMY OUT!"

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