COME FUCKING TRY ME!

A gigantic man abruptly shouts into the camera.

If y'all ain't know who the fuck I is yet...

He growls, sucking at his teeth,

Then you is bout to find out.

My name is Thias Watts, and I'm here in the XWF for one reason and one reason only, and that's to watch my boy Ned Kaye's back. If I've gotta get lined up across some dumpy jobber like Bill -'haha'- Bass Ackwards, then so be it. Billy ain't want none of this and neither does anyone else in the XWF.

Tonight on Warfare y'all bout to witness Avalanche's coming out party. EoBard and Steve about to become the number one contenders for the tag championships, and tomorrow on Anarchy, Thias Watts is going to keep this avalanche crushing the XWF.

It's time for a new era, and all y'all about to be blanketed. Vinnie Lane wants to book me with that skinny little bitch Ruby for the Anarchy Title? So be it! That's exactly what I'm here for, to handle Ned Kaye's light work... and I'm one BIG motherfucker.

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!


Thias smacks the camera as the feed is lost.