LIVE!!! FROM STATE FARM ARENA IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA! Dean Rose - vs - Big Preesh X-Treme Rules! Referee: Chaz Bobo Terry Borden - vs - Miss Fury Referee: Ari Silverstein MOTIVATIONAL TED TALK BREAK! JAKE FROM STATE FARM GIVES US A PEP TALK! Big Money Oswald - vs - Joey Oddjobs & The Big Upps Three On One! Referee: Virginia Hymen CAUGHT IN AN AVALANCHE! NED KAYE EXPLAINS HIS ACTIONS AND HIS NEW ALLIANCES! John Black - vs - Andre Dixon Bring Ya Whole Crew ATL Street Fight Both Dixon and Black can bring up to three people as backup - the finish can ONLY be a pinfall or submission on either Black or Dixon by the other. Referee: HoloRef Dot Gif Scarlet "The Hunteress" Donaldson & Kris "The Hammer" Von Bonn - vs - Ruby & Solace Tatum Referee: MARTY Sarah Lacklan - vs - Lord Raab No Holds Barred Grudge Match! Referee: Mister Referee

Pyro and fireworks go off like CRAZYGONUTS!

The people of Atlanta are poppin’ bottles and having themselves a FREAKNIC right here at the arena as cambots fly around and capture all the action.

After panning the wild crowd and circling the ring, the cameras find “Loverboy” Vinnie Lane at his ringside table with a huge smile.


Vinnie Lane: “Hey everybody! Welcome once again to XWF Anarchy! We just came off an incredible March Madness where we saw Anarchy Champion Ruby retain in a GRUELING Elite Explosion match against John Black! Tonight, Black looks to get back in the win column against Andre Dixon in a STREET FIGHT! And Ruby is tagging with Solace Tatum, a young lady who has really made a name for herself!”


More crowd shots as the music fades and the Anarchotron shows the Anarchy logo.


Vinnie Lane: “And in our main event, Commissioner Sarah Lacklan is stepping in the ring against Lord Raab! Which means she won’t be interrupting me today! I get to do the intro and… WHAT!?”


The crowd reacts as famous opera singer Placido Domingo steps out onto the stage and stands between two lines of trumpeters. He needs no microphone as his voice carries throughout the arena.

"Ladiiiiies and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!"




"Presenting to youuuuuuuuuuuu........"




"The pride of our plaaaaaaaaaaace......"



"The Lord of Xtreeeeeeeeeeeeeme......"



"The Baron of Greatneeeeeeeeeeesssssss"



"His Esteeeeeeeeemed Majestyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............."




"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!! DOC!!!!!"



Gold glitter falls from the sky and several spotlights point to the entrance to the arena! One-by-one, several maidens dressed in gold togas carrying several plates of food and drink and taking them up to the area around the throne. Following the maidens are a two men escorting a couple white tigers via chain leashes and they both take their places up by where the King will be residing for Anarchy.

Following the tigers, are men on horses carrying banners with King Doc's Royal Gauntlet printed on them. They take post by the stairway leading to the throne. Then, finally, being carried out on a liter, drinking from a goblet, holding his Royal Gauntlet in the air in a fist..... is

KING DOC!!

He is carried up the stairs to the top where he steps off and takes a comfortable seat on his throne.


Vinnie Lane: “Can… can we just go to the ring now?”

Dean Rose - vs - Big Preesh X-Treme Rules! Referee: Chaz Bobo

Down in the ring, Big Preesh is all set and ready fpor action, jawing with some fans.

The lights go bright gold and purple, Sarah M.G walks out from behind the curtain dressed in a beautiful outfit. She smiles and points at the curtain. Out walks Dean Rose, his music begins playing as he swaggers down the ring towards Big Preesh, who is already waiting for him inside the squared circle.

Sarah M.G. waits patiently outside the ring as her somewhat emotionally abusive boyfriend confidently steps into the ring and hands the referee the internet championship belt. Dean Rose points at Big Preesh before making a throat cutting gesture as the referee runs the belt over to the ringside assistants.

DING! DING! DING!!!

Big Preesh shoots out of the corner like a cannonball! Dean is taken off guard by the speed of the big man and winds up crushed between Preesh and the turnbuckle! Sarah screams out in hysterics as Dean’s lungs are flattened by Preesh’s big body. Preesh wraps his arms around Dean Rose before lifting him up and walking him out of the corner in a bear hug!

Vinnie: Oh dude, Big Preesh is huge!

Dean is struggling to breathe as Big Preesh keeps him wrapped up tight. Dean tries to squirm and wiggle but it’s all no use, Preesh holds him tight in the bear hug! Sarah’s screams begin to grow louder and more high pitched by the second.


Vinnie Lane: "Sarah’s got some tubes! I might have to sign her for my band!"


Sarah’s incessant screaming becomes too much for Big Preesh! He drops Dean Rose and goes to cover his ears. Dean Rose, however, is used to Sarah’s annoying antics! Dean takes advantage of this opportunity to kick Big Preesh right in the gut before DDTing the fat man! Dean struggles mightily to push Preesh over onto his back to secure a pinfall. After some significant wrangling and pushing, Dean is able to flip Preesh over onto his back. Dean hooks the leg and goes for the pin!



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Vinnie Lane: "I think the Big Man’s got a lot more left in the tank than that! He’s one of my marquee signings!"


Dean Rose pounds the mat in frustration before climbing on top of Big Preesh. Dean Rose begins swinging wild hammer fists down onto Preesh! After the third blow Preesh cracks open and begins to bleed wildly! After the fourth blow Chaz Bobo starts hollering at Dean Rose! Dean pays him no mind and delivers another half dozen hammer fists!


Vinnie Lane: "DEAN! DEAN! That’s too many! You’re going to get DQed!"


Chaz Bobo has seen enough! He starts to walk over to the side of the ring! He’s preparing to call for the bell when Sarah walks over to the side of the ring near the announce table! She’s waving at Bobo as Dean continues to bloody Big Preesh. Sarah climbs up the ring apron and gets in Bobo’s face. The two begin to scream back and forth as they argue about the rules. All the while Big Preesh’s face is being smashed in by relentless fists. Bits of skull and bone fly off of Preesh’s face as Dean delivers one especially big blow.


Vinnie Lane: "Lacklan's not going to like this!"


Bobo lifts his hand to call for the bell, but Sarah lands an impeccable smooch on him! The referee relaxes, giving into the passion as Sarah’s lips caress his own. As Sarah slides her tongue into the referee’s mouth Dean picks up Big Preesh and delivers a hangman’s neckbreaker to him! Preesh’s neck looks like it must actually be broken!


Vinnie Lane: "HOPE LOST! HOPE LOST! I don’t think Preesh has a hope left in this match!"


Dean goes to hook the leg, but he sees Sarah and the referee smooching on the ring apron. Dean grows incensed. The champion runs over to the referee before delivering a forearm to the back of his head! The force of the blow runs through the referee’s body and sends Sarah flying off of the ring apron! Sarah’s head smacks against the announce table! Dean Rose turns the referee around before grabbing him around the neck! Dean Rose begins to choke the life out of the referee!


Vinnie Lane: "Oh no! Sarah! I’d go check on her but I don’t want Dean Rose to come after ME next!"


Chaz Bobo falls to the ground unconscious. Dean kicks him out of the ring before walking back over to Preesh and attempting a pinfall.


Vinnie Lane: "Dean didn’t think this through! There’s not a referee to count the pinfall….but there’s not a referee to DQ Dean either!"


Two figures can be seen running down the entrance ramp. Big Puddin’ Herschel Kiss and Ari Silversteen are coming down the ramp! Ari Silversteen slides under the bottom rope and begins to count the pin!


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Ari stops counting.

Big Puddin’ slides underneath the bottom rope and dives right on top of Dean Rose! Big Puddin’ quickly picks up Dean Rose before hastily lifting him up for a powerbomb! Dean’s back slams onto the mat roughly! Ari Silverstein motions for the bell to ring.

DING! DING! DING!!!

Vinnie Lane: "He’s restarting the match! I should’ve known the BWO would be up to no good! They weren’t going to let Dean brutalize one of their own for much longer!"


Big Puddin’ walks over to Dean Rose and starts brutally stomping him with big boots. Dean’s body shakes with each and every blow. This goes on for an uncomfortable amount of time. Blood begins to drip out of Dean’s mouth as Big Puddin’ lands one final stomp to the head.


Vinnie Lane: "This is barbaric!"


Big Preesh begins to stir. Herschel Kiss helps him to his feet. Preesh wobbles back and forth for a few seconds before getting a handle of himself. The two men begin walking towards Dean Rose as Ari grins sadistically.


Vinnie Lane: "No! No! This is so unfair! Those are the two largest men on the roster! We didn’t book a damn handicap match, Ari Silversteen!"


A baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire slides out from underneath the ring. A masked man follows the bat. The figure army crawls out from underneath the ring before pushing themselves to their feet. The masked figure screams as they smash the barbed wire baseball bat against their own face. The crowd goes crazy.


Vinnie Lane: "IT’S DEMOS!"


The man’s black mane gets stuck inside the barbed wire of the bat. Demos pays it no mind. Demos pulls the barbed wire bat free from his scalp, ripping a good deal of his own hair out as he does so. Some of his hair remains stuck between the barbed wire as Demos slides underneath the bottom rope! Demos cracks Big Preesh over the back of the head, collapsing the massive man immediately. Big Puddin’ comes charging at Demos with a clothesline, but Demos ducks the attack while ramming the bat into the big man’s midsection! The big man bends over, allowing Demos to slam the baseball bat into the man’s back! Herschel Kiss collapses to the ground.


Vinnie Lane: "DEMOS IS BACK AND HE’S TAKING NO PRISONERS!"


Demos tosses the baseball bat to the side of the ring. He looks down at the slowly stirring Dean Rose before sliding back out of the ring. Demos reaches underneath the ring apron and pulls out a comically sized black bodybag. Demos throws the bodybag over the top rope before sliding back into the ring. Demos walks over to Herschel Kiss, kicking him in the skull precisely three times before lifting the big man up to his feet. Demos wraps his arms around Puddin’s shoulder blades before Devil Hook Dropping him into the body bag! The crowd goes nuts!

Demos rolls off of Puddin’ and begins to try and zip up the bodybag around the man’s unconscious body.


Vinnie Lane: "Wait…..is Demos taking prisoners?!?"


Demos is struggling to get the terminally obese man into the bodybag, but he’s making slow progress. Dean Rose crawls over to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet. Dean Rose leans against the ropes as he surveys the scene. Dean Rose looks at Big Preesh, bleeding and helpless on the ground. Dean glances over to Ari Silversteen who is leaning against the turnbuckle looking very uncomfortable. Dean Rose shoots into the corner as if he is going to spear the BWO referee. Ari tenses up.

Dean stops himself by grabbing hold of the top rope on either side of the turnbuckle. Dean says some harsh words to Ari before grabbing the man by the collar and pushing him into the center of the ring. Dean quickly follows Ari. Dean grabs Big Preesh by the shirt, trying to pick the big man up with it. Big Preesh’s shirt rips loudly. Dean sighs as he grabs the man by the neck and tries to lift him from the head. Dean struggles dramatically, but he is eventually able to lift the big man to his feet…..sorta. Dean lifts Preesh just enough to deliver Lost Hope to him again!

Preesh is looking pretty dead as he falls to the ground. Dean quickly goes for the cover. Ari begrudgingly begins to count.



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Winner by Pinfall - Dean Rose

Vinnie Lane: "Woah dudes, that match was wild!"


Demos fully zips Big Puddin' into the bodybag. He rolls the black bodybag out of the ring where it lands on the floor with a harsh umpf. Dean walks over to Demos, who offers him a hand. Dean Rose looks down at Demos's extended handshake for a few seconds.

Dean Rose looks back up at Demos.

Dean Rose shakes Demos's hand and cracks a grin. The two talk in the ring for a short time while Sarah MG starts to come to. She crawls up Vinnie's leg as she tries to get to her feet. Demos and Dean Rose shake hands once again after reaching what appears to be some agreement of sorts.


Vinnie Lane: "Oh well, hi Sarah, how are you doing tonight? And might I add, you look lovely..."


Demos steps out between the ropes and jumps to the floor below. Demos pulls the ring apron up and stuffs the bodybag underneath the ring. Demos is close to follow, climbing underneath the ring as well before reaching back out and pulling the ring apron down. Dean Rose looks towards the announce table, anticipating his internet championship, when he sees Sarah accidentally put her hand on Vinnie's thigh as she tries to climb to her feet. Dean storms out of the ring and slides underneath the rope. Dean starts yelling at Vinnie and Sarah as he grabs his internet championship from the table.


Vinnie Lane: "Woah dude! I don't want any smoke! You can have her!"


Dean Rose flips Sarah and Vinnie off as he hops the barrier and begins walking out of the arena through the crowd. The fans in the audience pat him on the back, touch his championship belt, and sing his praises as he takes his leave.

Terry Borden - vs - Miss Fury Referee: Ari Silverstein

The crowd blows the roof off of the building as Terry Borden's music hits! He charges out to the stage, America flag in hand as the fans go wild for the opportunity to see a real legend in the ring! Terry charges down to the ring interacting with his fans along the way.


Vinnie Lane: "This crowd sure is happy to see "The Real American" Terry Borden tonight!"


Terry climbs into the ring and waves the American flag to the crowds delight! He then passes the flag off to Ari Silversteen and rips away at his AMERICANMANIA shirt as the crowd goes wild! Terry snatches the flag back from Ari and poses with it some more!

But the posturing ends when Miss Fury's entrance music interrupts!

Vinnie Lane: "It looks like Miss Fury has seen enough of the AMERICANMANIACS!"


Miss Fury walks out to the stage, taking a moment to bow to King Doc. Doc smiles and nods his head in approval. Fury stands up and looks down to Terry Borden oozing confidence, but the crowd craps all over her for interrupting his posturing routine! Fury seems to revel in the jeers and calls for them to get louder as she walks down the ramp keeping eye contact with Terry Borden then entire time.

Terry looks upset so Ari makes sure that he keeps his distance as Miss Fury enters the ring. Fury comes up behind Ari and talks some smack to Terry Borden, making sure to stay safely behind Ari Silversteen as she does, but her words don't seem to phase the big man, so Fury grabs the American flag and threatens to break it across her knee!


Vinnie Lane: "Oh no! Miss Fury has taken old glory hostage and is threatening to break it!"


Terry reaches over Ari and points his big sausage-like index finger at Fury, warning her that bad things will happen if she disrespects the flag brother! With a sick smile, Fury raises the flag above her head, but Terry Borden shoves Ari out of the way and goes right for Fury! Fury cracks the flag over her knee, breaking the wooden pole in two and ducks to the outside before Terry Borden can reach her. Terry picks up the two broken pieces of the flag and stares at them for a moment, unable to believe that she actually broke the flag!


Vinnie Lane: "Those dang CANADIANS have disrespected our flag for the last time, because AMERICANMANIA is about to RUN WILD DUDES!"


Fury taunts Borden by making mock cry faces from outside of the ring. Inside of the ring, Terry is steaming as he slowly turns his attention to Miss Fury. With a huff, Terry tosses the broken flag to the side and charges to the outside! Fury takes off running as Terry chases after her. Fury slides back into the ring with Terry following close behind. Ari calls for the bell and the match has officially begun!

DING! DING! DING!!!

Fury is leaning into the corner, her eyes locked on Borden. Terry charges in with a double axe handle, but Fury rolls out of the way just in time leaving Borden to smash nothing but buckle pads!


Vinnie Lane: “Fury lured him in!”


Terry turns out of the corner, but is met with a shotgun dropkick from Fury that rocks him right back into it! Fury takes off and runs back in, hitting another Shotgun dropkick just as Terry had pushed out of the corner! Fury then scales the corner and begins firing off a flurry of right hands to Borden's head, but Borden seems unfazed as he shoves Fury off of him and she crashes in the center of the ring! Borden charges out of the corner, but Fury rolls under the ring ropes to the outside once again!


Vinnie Lane: "Miss Fury is looking to put some distance between her and Terry Borden, but Terry isn't shy about going to the outside!"


Sure enough, Terry jumps through the middle ropes to the outside. He gives chase to Fury who dives back into the ring. Terry follows just behind her and slides in under the bottom rope, but Fury is waiting for him and runs in with an elbow drop to the back of his head! Fury stays on top of him, mounting Terry like a horse and smashing her forearms into the back of his head as hard as she can! Terry fights through it and pushes up to his knees, lifting Fury with him! Fury doesn't let up, and reaches down applying a sleeper hold! Ari rushes in to check on Terry, but Terry makes it clear that he doesn't give up! Fury wraps her legs around his waist and rears back with as much pressure as she can apply, but the crowd starts getting vocal in their support for Terry Borden!

AMERICA * AMERICA * AMERICA

Vinnie Lane: "Oh no, this doesn't look good for Miss Fury, the AMERICANMANAICS are fueling Terry Borden's Will to win!"


As the crowd cheers him on, Terry begins to shake his head, almost absorbing the energy from the crowd to push up to all fours, then to one knee, and finally to his feet as Fury holds on for dear life!


Vinnie Lane: "Oh, this doesn't look good for Miss Fury!"


Terry tries to shake Fury off of him to no effect, and in an act of desperation, Terry back bumps, crushing Miss Fury in the process and causing her to release the hold on impact! Fury lies on the mat and struggles to breath as Terry Borden pushes back up to a knee and tries to shake the cobwebs. Terry and Fury both make it to their feet, but this time it's Fury rushing Terry Borden and unleashing a flurry of lefts and rights that stumble Borden back momentarily. Fury pushes forward and comes in with a big right hand, but Terry blocks it and fires back with a right of his own that sends Fury reeling across the ring!


Vinnie Lane: "Huge right hand by Terry Borden! I'm not sure how Fury can come back from that!"


Miss Fury is down and out! Terry points down to the fallen villain and cups his hand to his ear to signify that he's calling for the Atomic Leg Drop! The crowd lights up and Terry takes off hitting the ropes, but Herschel Kiss grabs his boot and trips him up!


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Terry turns his attention to Herschel on the outside and points at him while talking trash and doesn't notice Oswald sliding into the ring behind him!


Vinnie Lane: "How does Terry not know Ghost Tank is in the ring? He has to be able to smell him!"


Oswald smashes a forearm across Terry’s back and keeps on him, pinning him against the ropes. Herschel slides into the ring, but his ass gets caught on the bottom rope, trapping him!


Ozzy hammers away as Herschel pushes back out and clumsily runs to the steps, but he’s too late, and Terry is making a comeback! Ozzy and Terry exchange blows in the center of the ring. Terry hits a big right and rocks the money man! Terry whips him into the ropes and catches him with a BIG BOOT on the rebound!


Herschel crashes into him from behind, sending Terry crashing to the mat! Herschel runs in and BELLY FLOPS on Terry, crushing him under his 600 plus pounds of chocolate man meat! Herschel rolls off and Ozzy sits up and shakes the cobwebs.


Oswald and Herschel get to their feet and begin to stalk Terry who is just beginning to recover!


Vinnie Lane: “Oh no! Terry’s down and out numbered by BOB!”

Vinnie Lane: "Oh my God! What's HE doing here at Anarchy!?


Oswald and Herschel turn their attention to the ramp as Clint Fatwood comes running down the stage! Fatwood slides into the ring! Herschel and Ozzy are quick to get on him and pin him down!


AWE fills the arena as the crowd notices that Terry Borden is up to his feet and WIDE EYED like he just did some blow!


Oswald is the first to notice! He jumps to his feet and rushes to intercept Terry! Oswald throws a right, but Terry catches it and scolds him for trying! Ozzy tries to counter by throwing a left, but Terry catches it as well and bends Oswald down to a knee with a superior display of strength!


Vinnie Lane: "The AMERICANMANIACS are SUPERCHARGING the RED, WHITE, and BLUE running through his veins!"


Meanwhile Fatwood has fought his way to his feet with Herschel and is rocking him with stiff chops to his jiggly moobs! Herschel gets pissed and swings in with a wild and heavy right hand, but Fatwood ducks under it and hits the ropes, rebounding and catching Herschel Kiss with The Butt Bumpin'! Herschel rolls to the outside and Fatwood follows! The two continue to battle up the ramp and towards the backstage area.


In the ring, Borden slams Oswald to the mat with a big body slam! Terry then hits the ropes and CRASHES in with an ATOMIC LEG DROP! Borden jumps to his feet and kicks Oswald under the bottom ropes, dumping him to the floor! Borden then postures and revels in the crowds support!


In the confusion, Miss Fury recovered and slides into the ring behind Terry Borden with a baseball bat!


Fury stalks behind him, a sinister grin on her face as she twirls the bat. Terry feeds off of the crowd, realizing that SOMETHING is up, he turns around just in time to see Fury swing the bat for his head!


Vinnie Lane: "OH FARTS!"


But Terry ducks the shot and quickly turns to grab Fury, but she spins through with her swing and blows RED MIST into Terry's eyes!


Fury watches Terry swing wildly, trying to protect himself and clear his vision at the same time. She smirks and tosses the bat to the side. Fury calls for Terry, taunting him, and giving away her position. Terry swings again, but Fury moves to his right and taunts him some more. Terry swings again, but blinded, his blows are easy to dodge for the agile Miss Fury. Growing tired of these games, Fury lines up her shot...


JUDAS EFFECT!


NO! Terry scoops Miss Fury up into a bear hug and begins to squeeze the life out of her!


Vinnie Lane: "This is eerily similar to how Oswald defeated Solace Tatum on the last episode of Anarchy!"


Borden continues to squeeze his mighty pythons around the waist and arms of Miss Fury! She looks to be going out, but in an act of desperation, Fury rears back and headbutts the holy hell out of Borden, causing him to release the bear hug and stumble back as Fury drops to the mat. Borden recovers and stomps right over to Fury. he grabs her by her head and coaxes her back to her feet, but Fury catches Borden with a low blow!


Terry doubles over in pain and stumbles back as Fury pushes up to her feet. She hits the ropes and rushes in! Borden with a clothesline! Fury ducks! Borden turns to catch The Judas Effect square to the jaw, but Fury doesn't possess the power to take the big man down! Borden stumbles back favoring his jaw! Fury calls for the Black Widow, but then!

Fury stops dead in her tracks, looking up the ramp! Solace walks out and Fury dares her to come down to the ring!


Vinnie Lane: "It's Solace Tatum! She called out Miss Fury after March Madness, but Fury refused!"


Solace remains atop the stage, but the distraction created an opening for Borden! He grabs Fury's arm, catching her off guard, and whips her into the ropes! On the rebound Borden catches all of Fury with the Big Boot of Doom! Fury falls to the mat motionless as Borden calls to the AMERICANMANIACS with his signature ear cupping taunt! The crowd roars with anticipation! Terry Borden hits the ropes and catches some impressive air before dropping the Atomic Leg Drop across Fury's neck!


Vinnie Lane: "This could be it!"


Borden scrambles to cover Fury and hooks the leg!




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Winner - Terry Borden!

Vinnie Lane: "I can't believe it! Terry Borden picks up the victory over Miss Fury, thanks in part to Solace Tatum!"


Terry postures in the ring to the tune of Real American as the crowd celebrates the huge victory over a staple of Anarchy. After a moment, Miss Fury begins to come to and looks absolutely pissed the fuck off as we cut to commercial!

MOTIVATIONAL TED TALK BREAK! JAKE FROM STATE FARM GIVES US A PEP TALK!

Vinnie Lane: “Jake from State Farm is here with his khakis! Take it away, Jake!”

Jake from State Farm walks out onto a stage and fires up his Powerpoint presentation.


Jake From State Farm: “Hey folks! I’m happy to be here in XWF!”


Before he can say another word, a bunch of druids rush the stage and batter Jake from State Farm. They string him up on a crucifix and drag him off the area while a hot gothy looking female takes his place.

Vinnie Lane: “WHOA! Look how hot and gothy she is! Did Jake from State Farm just get abducted by the Left Hand???”


The uncanny resemblance melts away and it becomes obvious who orchestrated the attack on Jake from State Farm…

Vinnie Lane: “HOLY CRAP IT’S JAKE FROM STATE FARM’S NEMESIS, FLO!!!”


Flo cackles like a wicked witch and then throws down a smoke bomb. A red cloud covers the area and when it dissipates… she’s gone!


Vinnie Lane: “WHOOOOOOA… this is the COOLEST TED TALK I’ve ever seen! I mean I would have preferred the little hottie from the AT&T commercials, but Flo’s got that MILF vibe, dude!”


Vinnie licks his lips and daydreams about Squirrel Girl while Anarchy fades to commercial break.

Back from commercial break a camera pans over the packed arena. Camera flashes and signs are everywhere, the fans still seem to be going nuts over the most recent action.


Vinnie Lane: "Welcome Back to Anarchy Dudes and Dudettes, what a radical show it's been so far and it's not over yet!
Anarchy still has LOADS of action in store and we've even been joined by his majesty, the newest King XWF....King Dawk! Anarchy's favorite hero Ruby is in action and...and...wait a second..."


The arena PA suddenly erupts in song and already frenzied fans get even more crazed! All attention moves towards the entrance awaiting a superstars appearance.

Vinnie Lane: "Wait a second! I know this song, that's...



That's...."



Suddenly the crowds erupts!

Vinnie Lane: "IT'S APHRODITE INCARNATE HERSELF!!!
Listen to this place! The Goddess is on Anarchy! The electricity going through this building right now is causing my jimmies to tingle!"


Suck It Thaddeus Duke! That's a pop! And it only happens on the A Show! Anarchy. Even the King is getting in on the pandemonium!

The camera cuts to a deadpan Doc.


Vinnie Lane: "Ok, Maybe not Doc..."


Mic in hand, the lithe and sweeping figure of Atara Themis takes center stage on the ramp offering only an orphic grin to the crowd and waits patiently for the noise to simmer down.

Lifting the mic to her lips, the noise turned up with palpable anticipation. Teasing, the Goddess knew what they wanted, and Atara lowered the mic. The crowd let it be known what they expected with a chant of saaaaay it.

Saaaaay It.

Saaaaay It.


Vinnie Lane: "Say it Atty! The two most ELECTRIC words in Sports Entertainment!"


Milking the crowd, Atara lowered the mic only to immediately lift it to her lips and the PA oozed the Grecian's honeyed rasp.

Hello Doves.


Vinnie Lane: "There it is, just two words and this place just shit it's pantsuit! My nuts retracted just so they drop again! Look at this place!"

Vinnie Lane: "That kid loves it! They all love it!"

Vinnie Lane: "Holy Smokes! It's Kevin Hart! How did we not know he was here! That's NEAT!"

Vinnie Lane: "What the crap is Going On?"


Again the Goddess waited patiently for this over sold to pop to die down before she cut those Aegean blue orbs over to the dias where sat the King in his throne.

"Hello...Your Majesty."

""It seems, your grace, that I missed Wednesday's big coronation party but as you know Dove. I was a little preoccupied with one of those contenders to your throne...a traveller of the stars."

Almost immediately the crowd turned and boos roared through the arena. Rolling her eyes and ignoring it, Atara slinked closer to the King.

"That's not to say I didn't plan to attend, I had every intention to do so and even made sure to have the required tribute. You deserve it after all. Conquered a tyrant. Bested the mind of a genius. You avoided furious rebellion...and there you are."

With a throne...with a crown, a sword. Even have a whole court to be at your beckon, but I can't help but notice Doc....you're a King with no...

"Queen."

The crowd erupted again with mixed reactions.


Vinnie Lane: "Warstein hasn't even had time to get cold Atty! What the he..."


"I'm sure you already have some lucky girl or guy in mind Doc and while I do have a taste for older men you're not exactly my cup of tea. It just seems you have as much as you need and that crown is secure atop your brow so when I decided on what I could possibly offer you, I thought long...

I stood statuesque for hours in thought and I realized your new kingdom has everything it needs to prosper...except for that one thing nations are often built upon. A belief. A faith...a religion even. You are more than capable of caring for your subjects here...in the flesh, but what about the spirit and the thereafter and then it hit me..

Like a sculptor's chisel to marble...I knew what I could give.

From the back, a stage crew rolled out a humanoid shape covered in a black velvet fabric and Atara moved to stand beside it.

"Be that symbol of strength and security for your people mighty King...but when all seems lost and they need reassurance point them to a different idol.

"Point them to...your Goddess."

Reaching up, Atara jerked back the velvet revealing the immaculate marble underneath.

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The arena suddenly filled with gasps and awes, flashing cameras and somewhere Ruby had probably called the FCC. Atara finished with an exaggerated curtsey and started to the back before taking one final pause and looked to Vinnie.

"Oh, and Vinnie...Dove. Next Anarchy, me and Solace Tatum. Have my temple ready."

Big Money Oswald - vs - Joey Oddjobs & The Big Upps Three On One! Referee: Virginia Hymen

In the ring, Joey Oddjobs and the Upp Brothers are warming up and getting limber for their big match.


Vinnie Lane: “These three are in for a hard time here tonight. Big Money wasn’t thrilled with how things went down at High Stakes and he specifically asked for an opportunity to get some aggression out. Time to see if these three men can handle a beating!”

Oswald starts coming through the curtain, white smoke billowing from where he is emerging. As he walks out with an ornate cane, with images of skulls in gold and silver, as money falls from the rafters. The money having faces of himself. He walks forward with his cane, not even really needing it, simply using it as a prop just to show his "status" to the world. His hair tied into a tight bun laid against the back of his skull. He flips his cane in his hand, holding the base and swinging the topper from left to right as the crowd chants "MAY-HEM, B. O. B.! MAY-HEM, B. O. B.! MAY-HEM, B. O. B.! MAY-HEM, B. O. B.! " The topper of the cane is shown to reveal a platinum skull with horns literally made of onyx attached to the forehead of it. As he walks to the steps he smirks and says to the crowd as they continue to chant MAY-HEM, B. O. B. until he gets in the ring with residual chants happening. He walks to his corner, he takes off all of the top portion of his suit, from jacket to dress shirt including his tie, leaving only his pants, soon placing full attention onto his opponent.


Vinnie Lane: “Big Money looks ready for business tonight!”


Virginia Hymen barely has time to call for a bell before Ozzy rushes across the ring and splatters all three of his opponents.


DING! DIN-


BLAMMO! The Upps and Oddjobs are crushed. Oswald then stands them all back up and spins around with his fists extended, knocking them all on their butts again.

Oswald takes turns body slamming each of them, then he stacks all three onto one shoulders and executes a triple decker running powerslam!


Vinnie Lane: “Oh WOW! Oswald has definitely made a statement here! The only question remaining is which of these three goobers he’s going to pin!”


Big Billions gets a gleam in his eye… something has occurred to him!

Oswald rolls out of the ring and jogs out of the arena, and cambots follow along and catch all the action as he runs out to the parking lot and eyeballs some of the cars parked there. He looks around for a minute before seeing an orange colored 1992 Ford Tempo with a COEXIST sticker on its rear bumper. His eyes widen and his grins, drooling, as he walks over to the Temp… and lifts it off the ground!

Big Money holds the Tempo over his head and jogs back into the arena, arriving at the ring with the car just in time for Virginia Hymen to finish her ten count.



10!!!!!!!!!!

DING! DING! DING!!!

Winners by Count Out - Joey Oddjobs & The Upps

Vinnie Lane: “OH CRAP! OZZY GOT COUNTED OUT! He was about to murder those three using what is DEFINITELY Chris Page’s car!”


In the ring, the three journeymen are informed that they won and they start weeping openly. They hug and celebrate as Oswald trembles with rage… and then tosses the Ford Tempo on top of them in the ring!


Vinnie Lane: “That’s vehicular manslaughter, Ozzy!”


”Hol’ up hol’ up! Playa! My main NIZZLE Big Mizzle O-Sizzle!”


Vinnie Lane: “Who the… oh geez guys, it’s Big Preesh! What’s he doing here?”


Big Preesh walks down the ramp with a mic and a bag of Arby’s in his free hand. They have the meats.


”You ain’t got to sweat losing a match to these three JAY-brones, O-Town! I gotchu. One love. Next Anarchy, you and me are gonna team up and beat these three… for BOB!”


Vinnie Lane: “Folks, I think it’s important to point out that Miss Fury has repeatedly told me that Preesh is not and never will be in BOB. No matter how many times he asks.”


”Book it, Vin-Man! Big Preesh. Big Money. TAG TEAM ACTION, BAYBAY!”


Vinnie Lane: “I am one hundred percent booking it!”

Backstage, a very drunken Boris is seen stumbling his way through the hallways. He is singing some sort of traditional Slavic song as he waves a nearly empty bottle of vodka in front of him. As he passes wrestlers and members of the staff, he gives them high fives and fist bumps. One such crew member stops Boris before he walks into a room.

Crew Member: We still on for tonight?

Boris: Blin, of course! Bring friends, is all on Boris!

The crew member pats Boris on the back as he walks into the room. He closes the door behind him, and immediately his singing stops. He drops his bottle on the floor and turns his head to the side. Standing in front of him is a young blond woman in a blue military uniform. She has her arms crossed in front of her, and with an angry look, she stares daggers into Boris.

Boris: .......Sister?

CAUGHT IN AN AVALANCHE! NED KAYE EXPLAINS HIS ACTIONS AND HIS NEW ALLIANCES!

“Hello XWF! I’m Steve Sayors and today I have an exclusive interview with “The Nefarious One” Ned Kaye!”

Sayors sits behind a large desk, a display with various XWF imagery set up in the background. To his left is an empty chair, making the man clearly uncomfortable.

“Unfortunately… he hasn’t seemed to show yet, so we might not have the chance to speak with him after a-”

He’s cut off as Ned steps into frame, a lumbering figure stood towering over his shoulders. Still, The Nefarious One seems as calm as ever, a cocky smile glued to his face, the Hart belt over his shoulder.

“Hello, Steve. I’m sure you’ll forgive me for being a bit late. I had to make sure my friend Thias Watts here could accompany me. After all, for some Anarchy viewers this will be their first impression of Avalanche outside of some low effort internet article. What better way to introduce Mr. Watts to the program he will soon dominate.”

“Oh, excuse me, Sayors,” Ned says with zero sincerity in his voice, “I forgot that you were going to ask me a few banal questions that everyone at home has been working hard to cook up. Please, go ahead.”

Ned sits at the interview desk with Steve, various logos scrolling behind them. Steve nervously begins to speak, his eyes trying to avert the intimidating Thias Watts who looms close behind Kaye.

“S-so, what made you change so suddenly, Ned? We thought you were trying to fight something off, but it seem-”

“Let me stop you right there. Ned was trying to fight something off. That something was me and do you know why Ned couldn’t hold me in?”

Steve timidly shakes his head.

“Because for all of that talent and knowledge… Ned was weak. He thought weak. He behaved weakly. And I had to sit back and watch as he squandered every bit of potential to please some perverse view of morality. I am not so sentimental.”

“So, you maintain that you aren’t Ned Kaye?”

“I mean, I’ll accept that’s how you’ll all refer to me due to convenience, but no. I am not him. I don’t share anything of his aside from the body and the brain. Thankfully, due to people like you and these “wonderful” fans, I won’t have to worry about sharing anything anymore. As long as I’m on top, Ned ain’t coming back, so don’t hold your breath to see your favorite nobody back on television. Or do. It’d give me a laugh.”

“Alright then… why make Avalanche?”

“Why? Because if this federation had crushed Ned sooner, I wouldn’t have had to wait ages to break out. Because this place pretends to be the greenest pastures in the business, yet it failed me. The business itself failed Stone and Cooper because they needed a chance to take initiative for themselves and they were denied that by their peers and the fans out here. Mark my words. Cooper and Stone will make waves in that Tag Team Turmoil and they wouldn’t even be signed without me. Not Ned. Me. And Mr. Watts here? The world failed him and I made it my goal to right that wrong. Avalanche is our means of taking back the opportunities that we’ve been barred from. And together, we will bury this roster beneath a sheet of frost and stand above the ice. We are frozen vengeance. We are a brotherhood, but not one of those in name alone. Not a quick nod and a smile at a funeral or wedding kind of brotherhood, but the type where you take a bullet for those around you because they are the only people this world is any good for. So my fraternity and I have united to bring a new era upon this federation, one body at a time. And while we are dangerous alone, together we are unflinching. Unstoppable.”

“Does that answer your question, Steve?”

Sayors gulps, nodding as he consults his notes.

“Obviously, there’s a lot of groups with destructive ends in the XWF right now, yet you implied that your allies have every intention of pursuing the Tag Team Championships. Being held by two high profile members of BoB, don’t you think that such a pursuit could strain relations with a like minded organization?”

With a condescending scoff, Ned replies.

“Am I a representative of BoB? Do I look concerned with their interests and their goals? Firstly, don’t believe whatever they’re sellin’ ya, I don’t care what they imply, BoB is a tool for making money. They’ll never be a truly disruptive force because capital demands security at the end of the day. They’re here to break sales records, we’re here to break bones. That divide in philosophy is a canyon between people like us and people like them. They’ll have you believe they’re a great shadow cast upon the wall, but the truth is that Avalanche is the greater threat. We always have been. So, we’re not looking for business partners or aspiring cult leaders, unless of course we’re feeling a little hungry. We’re no Saturday Morning Cartoon villains, nor Manson wannabes. I’ve made our goals clear and we’re not about to get sidetracked by second rate threats.”

“What plans d-do you have for Mr. Watts as a member of Avalanche?”

Ned chuckles, looking up at his stoic ally.

“That’s confidential. But I will say that if the Anarchy crowd is smart, they’ll get used to seeing his face.”

“You’ve been implying that you’re a bigger star than Universal Champion Chris Page despite being Hart Champion yourself. Do you truly believe the Hart is that prestigious?”

“The Hart? Steve, people aren’t looking at the buckle, they’re looking at the face! People are over Chris Page and I don’t blame them one bit. The man can’t even Main Event a card over Clint Fatwood! See, I treat this Hart belt like trash because it is beneath me, but it’s what everyone else wants. This is the belt they go to bed dreaming of getting their grubby hands on and it’s mine to smash against the ring apron if I please. Page will have to pull every string he’s got to get his belt to the Main Event of Leap of Faith, because I’m where the spotlight is. I’m where the eyes are. Everyone out there hates me? They’ll pay even more to try and watch me fail and I can promise that they’ll be disappointed every time.”

“S-speaking of, some people believe that you’re a false champion due to the circumstances around your obtaining the Hart Title. What do you have to say to that?”

Ned turns to face the camera.

“If you really think that, fucking try me.”

“Mr. Kaye, I believe each incident of swearing will incur a fine-”

“Please. Sarah is gonna twist her brain trying to cut through the little obstacle course of difficulty I put around my deposits. She’ll be having fun dealing with that for a while.”

“One last question, M-Mr. Kaye. What do you, personally, want?”

“I want to hurt this federation, Steve. I want to bruise its bones permanently. To carve my name so deeply that the scar never heals. But more than that? I want this company to go through hell and you’re just feeling the first few embers. I think I’ve said enough. Shall we, Thias?”

Ned stands up, leaving the desk alongside Watts, smiling as he slings the Hart Championship over his shoulder. Steve lets some of the jitters out and turns to the camera.

“Back to you, Vinnie!”

John Black - vs - Andre Dixon Bring Ya Whole Crew ATL Street Fight Both Dixon and Black can bring up to three people as backup - the finish can ONLY be a pinfall or submission on either Black or Dixon by the other. Referee: HoloRef Dot Gif

Vinnie Lane: "Folks I’ve gotta be honest, this is the match I’ve been most looking forward to since March Madness!"


Cambots show a view of an empty Atlanta alleyway, blocked off on both sides by beat up cars (known colloquially in the area as “whips”). On one end, one of the cars backs up long enough for John Black to enter the area. His crew, Reggie Estrada and Tommy Wish, are accompanied by a stern looking black woman with a scowl on her face.


Vinnie Lane: "This is the THUGS newest associate, the mysterious Tanesa… or Tanea maybe… Jenkins! She looks like she’s in a BAD mood!"


Jenkins and the THUGS huddle up on one end of the alley as the car moves back into position. On the other end, a different car pulls out and we see the BOB contingent. Andre Dixon, looking ready to go to WAR, with Chris Page, the XWF Universal Champion, along with Tag Team Champions Thunder Knuckles and Bobby Bourbon.


Vinnie Lane: "Gotta give Dixon credit here. I told him he could bring backup, and he brought the three baddest men in the XWF!"


HoloRef Dot Gif materializes in the middle of the alley and an MP# of a bell ringing plays.


DING! DING! DING!!!


Immediately, Wish and Estrada rush Bourbon and TK, and they slam them against the walls of the alley before tossing them both into a dumpster. Reg and Tommy hop on into the dumpster with the Bastards, and all four men swing hands in the trash.

Chris Page walks up to Jenkins and she doesn’t even flinch as they eyeball each other. This woman is a lunch lady at an inner city school. Chris Page is probably the least scary thing she’s seen today.

Page throws a right hand but Jenkins blocks it! Jenkins takes Page down with a double leg and then straddles him, popping him in the face with hard right hands the size of glazed hams.


Vinnie Lane: "Page wasn’t expecting this when he signed up for the fight, folks!"

Page rolls onto his belly and covers up, and Tanea or Tanesa just keeps hammering him.


Vinnie Lane: “Looks like the backups are occupied with each other… all that’s left is for JB and Dixon to square up."


JB and Dixon square up.

The cambots can’t pick up the words they speak to each other, but it’s got to be pretty bad since each other’s eyes go wide as dinner plates. Dixon then shoves Black, who shoves him back. Dixon tackles JB!

Dixon has Black around the waist and he runs him backward against a wall, sending punch after punch into Black’s liver and kidneys. Black tumbles into some garbage on the ground, and that’s when Tanea Jenkins wallops Dixon in the back of the head.

Dixon spins around and sees the strong black woman in front of him. He seems to be pretty into her thickness. But then he grabs her by the three hairs growing out of a mole on her chin! Jenkins screams, and John Black shatters a wooden pallet over Andre Dixon!


Vinnie Lane: "Dixon took his eyes off JB, that’s a mistake!"


Chris Page collects himself and flattens Tanea Jenkins with his Universal Title. She’s out cold! Chris Page hits women!

Reggie Estrada leaps from the dumpster and spears Page, but it leaves Tommy Wish in a two on one situation with Them No Good Bastards, who easily overpower him and then start stuffing a tossed away roll of Pink Panther insulation into his mouth!


Vinnie Lane: "Don’t do that! He could get mesothelioma!!!"


TK hops out of the dumpster and clobbers Estrada, nailing him over the head with a paint can that was sitting nearby. The can spills orange paint all over Reggie.


Vinnie Lane: "That was a plant! It was the exact same color as Page’s Ford Tempo!"


Estrada falls forward and Page nails him with a Judas Effect elbow, putting him to sleep! Page and TK carry the lifeless former X-Treme Champion to the dumpster and toss him in next to the body of Tommy Wish. Bobby Bourbon climbs out and all three of them start pummeling Tanea Jenkins!

Jenkins sends a knee into the nethers of Thunder Knuckles and he releases an extremely high pitched whining noise as he falls over. Another knee to Bourbon has his knees buckling and he falls over as well. Jenkins goes for a third knee… but it has no impact!

Chris Page’s eyes go wide as he reaches into the front of his pants and he pulls out a broken bong! The bong took all the impact from that knee!

“You bitch! You broke Long Bong Silver!”

Page slams the shattered bong into Jenkins’ face, and then nails her with a Judas Effect also! Jenkins is toast!

The three BOBbers carry Jenkins to the dumpster and toss her in, and then they slam the lid shut and wrap some chains through the handles. JB’s backup is locked away from the action, and now JB is surrounded!


Vinnie Lane: "John Black is in big trouble here folks!"


JB doesn’t back down, though. He rushes TK and batters him with some lefts and rights, then does the same to Bobby Bourbon. Even 3-1, Page and the Bastards are unable to really get any offense on JB while he’s in the zone. This is his environment after all. JB grabs the ladder of a fire escape and swings a kick into Page, knocking him backward onto a bag of trash that a hobo may or may not have been using as a toilet.

He then slips some brass knux onto his fist, and slams TK wight in the mouth with them! TK’s mouth explodes in blood and he staggers over to one of the parked cars and collapses on the hood.

Bobby Bourbon holds his hands up and tries to reason with Black…


Clothesline from Hell from behind!!!


Andre Dizon just clotheslined JB so hard that his Timbs flew off! The brass knux too!

JB gets lifted up on the shoulders of Dixon, and then Dixon slams him into the ground with an attitude adjustment. He stomps JB all over his body, and then pulls JB back up to his feet.


Vinnie Lane: "Black looks like he’s out of it… he’s had to fight four men here tonight!!"


Dixon drills JB all over with some golden gloves level boxing. He grabs a couple trash can lids and slams them together like cymbals on JB’s dome. JB falls to his knees and Dixon folls up with a DDT. Black is on dream street.


Vinnie Lane: "Not so fast… it looks like JB is playing possum long enough to reach for some garbage there on the ground… this is a REALLY trashed out alley!"


JB swings an uppercut with a cardboard box in his hand as he gets to his feet, and the box explodes on impact with Dixon’s face. It was a 5,000 piece puzzle! Looks like the Golden Girls!

Dixon falls to his back, screaming, as dozens of tiny little puzzle pieces are stuck in his eyes, nose, mouth and skin. He tries to wipe them all away but there’s so many!


Vinnie Lane: "JB did his homework! But dude he’s never gonna find all those pieces in time to put Blanche and Rose together..."


JB leaps at the downed Dixon but the BOB gang stop him and wrestle to hold his limbs in place. Bourbon and TK hold his arms and kick the backs of his knees until he’s just hanging there like wet laundry on the line, cussing up a storm.

Chris Page wipes away the remaining puzzle pieces and helps Dixon up. Dixon looks PISSED! He shouts at the Bastards to throw JB to him, and they do! He catches JB with a massive spinebuster! The Deadly Force right on the concrete!


Vinnie Lane: "Dixon with the big move! And now’s got a pinning combination!"


HoloRef glides right through everyone and gets into position.




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Winner by Pinfall - Andre Dixon

Vinnie Lane: "What a battle! Dixon looks like he’s impressed with John Black, but wait what’s this… the Bastards are rolling that dumpster out of the alleyway! What are they going to do with Reggie, Tommy, and Miss Jenkins???"

Scarlet "The Hunteress" Donaldson & Kris "The Hammer" Von Bonn - vs - Ruby & Solace Tatum Referee: MARTY

WE
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Vinnie Lane: "Here come the Misfits! All set to face off too of the toughest names on Anarchy, Ruby and Solace Tatum!"

The lights go out. Then Thunderstruck by ACDC starts playing. And only white lighting starts flickering on the stage as the song starts. Just as the lyrics get to 'Thunderstruck', there is a glow on the stage, and Kris "The Hammer" Von Bonn along with Scarlet "The Hunteress" Donaldson are lit up by the glow, with Kris holding his Hammer. The lights come back on fully, and they walk all the way to the ring, followed by their manager, Antony The Jerk.

Solace Tatum steps out onto the ramp and awaits her partner.


Vinnie Lane: "Solace was super impressive in the March Madness tournament... she got the attention of the Anarchy Champ for sure!"

Ruby emerges and strikes a super pose, then encourages Solace to do the same. Both girls stand like heroines and then strut down to the ring to the beat of Ruby's catchy music.


Vinnie Lane: "RubyrubyrubyRUBAYYY!!! Man I LOVE this song! It's a BOP!"


MARTY the robotic referee finishes cleaning up a spill in the corner of the ring and calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!!!

Solace starts things off for her team while Kris kicks it off for the Misfits. Solace and Kris lock up center ring with Kris using his size to muscle Solace back against the ropes. The referee calls for the clean break, Kris backs away before swinging wildly. Solace ducks and in the process reverses the positioning with Kris back against the ropes where she laces him across the chest with several chops; she backs away as Kris lunges forward swinging with a clothesline, Solace ducks again, Kris spins around, Solace hits a superkick to the jaw staggering Kris backwards where Scarlett makes a blind tag.

Scarlett steps through the ropes charging towards Solace, Solace takes her down with a drop toe hold, Solace floats over into a side headlock. She cranks on the pressure before Scarlett begins to work herself back to a vertical base. Solace maintains the side headlock as Scarlett does make it to a vertical base, she backs Solace up against the ropes where Ruby tags in, Scarlett sends Solace across the ring with an Irish whip, Solace bounces off the far side where she slides under the legs of Scarlett.

The Huntress spins around where Ruby sling shots through the middle ropes with a spear to Scarlett.

Rubes makes the cover!


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TH…


Kris pulls Rubes off the cover to boos from the crowd. The official removes him to the ring apron laying the mouth to him in the process. Ruby is back to her feet where she picks Scarlett up off the mat. Rubes rocks her with a series of forearm shots where she backs her up against the ropes and shoots her across the ring, Scarlett bounces off the near side as Ruby ducks her head looking for a back body drop, Scarlett counters with a swinging neckbreaker! Scarlett starts to get back to her feet where she picks Ruby up off the mat before driving her back into the corner housing Kris. Kris tags into the match, he steps into the ring where Scarlett has Ruby pinned against the buckles. Kris opens up with right hands to the Anarchy Champion as the official lays the count to Scarlett who escapes to the ring apron. Kris brings Ruby out from the corner with before delivering a side walk slam to the Anarchy Champion. He makes the cover.


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THR..


Ruby kicks out to a huge pop from the crowd. Kris does not hesitate in getting back to his feet where he picks Rubes up off the mat. He slings her into a neutral corner, Kris charges in after her where he eats a reverse elbow staggering Kris back. Ruby pops up to the middle turnbuckle where she leaps off with a missile dropkick taking him down!

Ruby nips up to her feet where she turns towards her corner making the tag to Solace.

Solace enters the ring where she sizes up Kris who begins working his way back up to his feet, Solace comes forward with a boot to the midsection of Kris before dropping him with a Twist of Fate! The crowd pops huge as Solace pops back up to her feet landing a standing moonsault! She makes the cover.


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THRE…


Scarlett breaks the cover to massive boos from the crowd! The referee ushers her out of the ring as Solace gets back to her feet. She charges towards the corner blasting Scarlett off the ring apron to a huge pop from the crowd. Kris is getting back to his feet and as Solace turns around she walks into a Spinbuster slam! Kris starts working his way back to his feet as Scarlett climbs back up on the ring apron. Kris comes forward making the tag to Scarlett who scales the turnbuckles to the top rope! She leaps off the top looking to deliver a flying elbow smash!

Solace rolls out of the way sending Scarlett crashing and burning into the canvass!

The crowd pops as they rally behind Solace as she reaches her feet and tags Rubes back into the match! Ruby scales the turnbuckles perhaps looking to deliver Ruby in the rough only to have Scarlett roll towards the ropes to boos from the crowd. Ruby jumps town to the mat where she makes her way over picking Scarlett up off the mat only to have her counter with a jaw breaker!

Rubes staggers backwards towards the center of the ring.

Scarlett rushes towards Ruby swinging with a clothesline! Rubes ducks and as Scarlett spins around she is hit with a RUBY CUTTER! Ruby pops back up to her feet where she makes her way towards her corner. Ruby steps out to the ring apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Solace tags into the match as Ruby sets sail with RUBY IN THE ROUGH!

The crowd pops huge as Solace enters the ring where she picks up Scarlett and delivers The Sol Searcher!

Ruby knocks Kris off the apron as Solace makes the cover.


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3!!!

Winners by Pinfall - Solace Tatum and Ruby

Sarah Lacklan - vs - Lord Raab No Holds Barred Grudge Match! Referee: Mister Referee

Vinnie Lane: “Dudes! Coming up next we’ve got a confrontation that’s been building for nearly a year! Lord Raab has made his intentions clear, he wants to hurt Anarchy Commissioner Sarah Lacklan! But does he have what it takes? He’s kind of weird-looking, sooo let’s find out!”

Monster by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his green and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Green Disease German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and green mask.


Vinnie Lane: “WHOA! Lord Raab looks to be in great shape for this match! He’s been waiting for this moment for a long time, so I’m sure he’s been training hard.”


Raab ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.

EYES




ON




ANARCHY

Vinnie Lane: “Here she comes! The Anarchy Commissioner, Sarah Lacklan! But man…”


The lights go out as a red spotlight shines down on the entrance ramp as a metal version of the Moonlight Sonata plays.


Vinnie Lane: “...Lacklan is looking a little sluggish, a little bloated. It makes me wonder if she’s put in as much work for this match as Lord Raab.”


Sarah calmly walks out onto the ramp and stops, taking the time to look at the crowd. As the guitars play, she slowly walks down the ramp, careful to avoid the touch of any fans, with an arrogant sneer on her face. As she approaches the ring steps, she carefully climbs them before entering the ring. She then climbs onto the closest turnbuckle and sits on top of it, waiting for the match to proceed.

Referee Lawandad Sass motions both Lacklan and Raab to the center of the ring. Sarah drags her feet as Lord Raab bounces to the center, punching at the air.

Lawanda: Now I don’t wanna hear any shit[/censored] from either y’all. This is no holds barred, and this my ring. Y’all heard me? Y’all gonna’ fight til one of you wins, or til one of you can’t fight no more.

She calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!!!

Vinnie Lane: “Oh man! Right out of the gate, Lord Raab is taking the fight to Lacklan!”


Raab begins teeing off on Lacklan’s head with an assortment of boxing punches. He connects with jabs, hooks, and a sickening uppercut that knocks the Commissioner of Anarchy off from her feet. She rolls under the bottom rope to the apron, but Raab continues his assault. Lord Raab steps through the ropes and lifts the sluggish-looking Lacklan up by her waist. He twitches and drives Lacklan’s head into the unforgiving confines of the arena floor with a german suplex from the apron!


Vinnie Lane: “What a devastating move! Both competitors are down, but ladies and gentlemen, something seems seriously wrong with Sarah Lacklan. She appears to already be seeing stars, and Lord Raab is in the best shape of his life.”


Vinnie calls it as he sees it, and Lord Raab jumps from his back to his feet and screams at the crowd. He looks over to see Lacklan dragging up towards the ramp and grabs her by the leg. Lacklan turns and kicks, but Raab easily swats her leg away and laughs at her.


Vinnie Lane: “You have to wonder if Sarah Lacklan might have gotten a little overconfident facing off against lesser quality opponents. Raab was supposed to the underdog here and he is taking Lacklan to the task.”


But suddenly Lacklan uses her legs and the strength of those patent thighs to wrestle Raab to the floor with her! A leg scissor body lock! She wrenches back, but Raab quickly reverses out of the move! A stiff elbow into Lack’s ribs as Raab gets to his knees leaves Lacklan sucking air. Raab lifts her head and sends a knee strike directly to Sarah’s nose, busting her wide open. The scene is horrific as the television broadcast quickly moves to black and white to discolor the fountain of blood spraying from Sarah Lacklan’s face.


Vinnie Lane: “Viewers at home, we truly apologize for this gratuitous scene!”


Raab nails her again, repeatedly with knees to the face before lifting her by the throat. But Lacklan fights back! She grabs the arm and goes to break it over her shoulder, but on que Lord Raab counters back and again has Lacklan’s throat. He lifts…


Vinnie Lane: “OH THE CHOKEINATOR!!”


Raab crushes Lacklan with a chokeslam that sends her body thrashing into the small, steely area between the entrance ramp and the fan barricade. Sarah lies there, her body twisted and mangled. Raab snatches Lacklan up by the hair and smacks her across the face, before moving her back to the ring. The television broadcast shows black marks across the white ring canvass from Lacklan’s blood.

Raab covers

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Vinnie Lane: Somehow Sarah Lacklan has kicked out! She’s certainly in no shape for this contest, but the woman was Universal Champion for a reason, folks!


Raab is frustrated, he jerks Lacklan up but with a second wind Lacklan springs forward!

A SUPERGIRL PUNCH!

NO! ONCE AGAIN LORD RAAB COUNTERS!

He ducks and lifts Sarah AGAIN with a powerful uppercut that sends the former Universal Champion from her feet.

Lord Raab leaves the ring again as Sarah Lacklan lays flat on her back. He reaches underneath and pulls out a chair, quickly tossing it into the ring. Raab climbs back on the apron and steps through the ropes. He grabs the chair and begins sizing Lacklan up, calling for her to stand to her feet. Sarah pulls herself up into the corner of the ring facing out towards the crowd, her face is a mess and her eyes appear to roll into her head.
Lord Raab charges her and just as she turns around…


Vinnie Lane: “OH JESUS, DUDE!! Lord Raab has busted that chair over Lacklan’s head, and she’s wearing the frame as a necklace!”


Sarah folds to the mat again and Raab quickly rolls her up


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Vinnie Lane: “This has got to be over!”


2!!


Vinnie Lane: “UNBELIEVABLE! LACKLAN KICKS OUT AGAIN! SHE’S REFUSING TO GO DOWN!”


Raab springs off from the sitting schoolboy pin and sits on his rear.


Vinnie Lane: “The Pigeonwing!”


Lacklan, out of a desperate second wind, pops from her back and cinches in a crossface chicken wing! She pulls back as Raab screams in agony. His arms swing wildly as Lacklan appears to be almost unconscious locking in the hold. Blood showers down from her nose and into her mouth as she twists back harder, pulling on the neck.


Vinnie Lane: “And again Lord Raab is countering Sarah Lacklan, despite her best efforts! It’s pretty clear that she underestimated Lord Raab and how much this match meant to him!”


Raab gets to his stomach laying on top of Lack, her arms wrapped behind his head now, and Lord Raab smashes Sarah’s face with a powerful headbutt! SHE’S OUT AGAIN! But again Raab connects with another headbutt and another! Five headbutts with Lacklan’s head pinned between his and the canvass!

He wraps her dangling arms back behind her head and pulls!


Vinnie Lane: “The Killerlock!”


Raab has his trademark anaconda vise submission locked in fully and pulls between Sarah’s head and her arm. Sarah wails out in pain just before a cracking sound, so loud the entire arena hears it, echoes out. Sarah’s face turns hot and pink as she looks Raab directly in the eyes, he pulls harder.


Vinnie Lane: “JESUS! I THINK SARAH LACKLAN HAS JUST BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED!”


But she refuses to tap, she hangs her head back and cries out as Raab continues to pull.

What’s this? It’s Kenzi Grey! Sarah’s wife, the former Anarchy Champion, makes her way to the ring, frantic and waving to get Lawanda Sass’s attention. She holds up a white towel and throws it into the ring. Sass acknowledges the gesture and quickly calls for the bell.

Winner by TKO - Lord Raab

Vinnie Lane: “The Anarchy Commissioner is not moving, folks, and I think she’s badly hurt… Kenzi is in the ring tending to her, and we need to just cut this feed and let the professionals do their work before things get even worse for Sarah… folks, we’ll see you next time…”


Anarchy fades out on a silent shot of Lacklan unmoving in the ring as a deliriously happy-looking Raab wanders back up the ramp.

The following advertisement MAINEST MAIN EVENT has been paid for by;

Tommy Slavino: "Welcome once again to another edition of bWo's MAINEST MAIN EVENT! Tonight we will see Miss Fury in action as she defends the bWo World Title aga..."


But suddenly Miss Fury's voice begins speaking over the pretaped segment!


Miss Fury: "STOP THE SEGMENT!"


But the ad continues to play.


Tommy Slavino: "Coming out first, a powerful grappler from San Francisco California, Huge Jackman!"


Miss Fury: "I said stop the fucking ad! I paid for this time, and I'll use it how I see fit!"


Just then production stops the footage, and we return live to Anarchy where Fury is walking down to the ring, a mic in hand as the crowd attempts to boo her out of the building!


Miss Fury: "Solace Tatum! You think you're slick huh!? You think costing me the match against Terry Borden is going to get you what you want?"


Fury walks up the steps and into the ring.


Miss Fury: "Well, you're right! If you REALLY want to take another nappy nap THAT BADLY, then I'll be MORE than happy to accommodate you!"


More boos from the crowd, but Fury doesn't seem to care and speaks over them!


Miss Fury: "As far as you go Terry Borden! You know damned well that you didn't EARN this victory tonight! That's important to you so called heroes isn't it!? It helps build those fragile egos that encompass this business! Well I have an ego too, but mine has been earned through blood, sweat, and tears! I've devoted every fiber of my being to excel in this business! I've defeated some of the top names in the sport today, and news flash old man, you aren't one of them! You're not past your prime, you've already got one foot in the grave, and I will not stand by and allow your false victory to go unchallenged! Next Anarchy! You and me, one on one, one more time! Now get your old ass out here and accept!"


Miss Fury turns her attention to the stage as she anticipates Terry's answer. A moment goes by, but nothing!


Miss Fury: "See! SEE! The old man knows that he's no match for me!"


Miss Fury turns her attention to Lane over at the desk!


Miss Fury: "I demand that his victory tonight be stricken from the record! Like it never happened!"


Lane looks confused by Fury's request and why he would do that.


Miss Fury: " Maybe you need reminding! I know! Remember! And you don't want what I know getting..."


Suddenly Miss Fury's mic dies. She bangs it on her hand to no effect and looks beyond frustrated as she throws the mic out of the ring towards Lane and demands another, but before she gets it, the scene cuts!

The Following Announcement Is Paid for by bWo Theo Pryce

The XWFtron quickly transitions from the image of Theo Pryce joining bWo to a live shot of Theo Pryce from bWo Headquarters located at {REDACTED}


That's right ladies and gentlemen, the man who keeps the XWF train moving is now a 50% owner of the bob Wrestling organization. And as such my first order of business is to announce that thanks to me, my money, and my connections, bWo is going to be coming to you live on Sunday May 9th for it's FIRST EVER Pay Per View Event....UPRISING!!!

If you are wondering why someone as busy as me would get involved with something like bWo it's pretty simple. bWo is what all the kids and adults who forego an actual life to watch wrestling are talking about. And as such bWo means money. But in order to make money bWo needed money and that's where I come in. I have more money than most countries GDP and with my connections in the wrestling industry I was able to secure a prime time slot for next month's PPV. Uprising is just the beginning. More information will be forthcoming at a time of my choosing.

Speaking of which, I'm proud to announce the first match on the card. Miss Fury has been searching high and low for a real challenge for the bWo title, and tonight I found it! I'm excited to announce that at bWo Uprising, Miss Fury will defend the bWo championship against none other than the man who defeated her tonight, TERRY BORDEN!

So now make sure you contact your local cable provider for how to purchase the PPV and of course new bWo merch to wear while watching your favorite bWo wrestlers on Sunday, May 9th!


The segment ends as the show fades to commercial.

SPECIAL THANKS: Atara Themis Chris Page Charlie Nickles Ned Kaye Doc D'Ville Boris Miss Fury RL Edgar

Theo, you bastard.
Anyway, good show