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**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (04-01-2021)

"Hawdy ya'll..."

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Haterman stands in darkness with only the camera lighting up his face.

"Uh, I'm uh, in the toolshed out back the house."

He appears to be shaking.

"Look, ya'll, I know what this looks like. But it's hard to get things done and take my role serious in this FX dubbya when I can't get my point 'cross like I--- Hold up."

Haterman stops talking and bobs his head around listening outside.

"Ya'll hear something?"

Haterman shakes it off and looks back to the camera with a gleam in his eye.

"Like I was trying to say last time, I'mma go tuh this fight. And I'mma wi---"

"THERE YOU ARE!!"

The door swings open and Krystal Meth stands in the door way.

"Are you sCENSOREDsCENSOREDfCENSOREDsCENSOREDfCENSOREDfCENSOREDsCENSORED again?!"

"NO!"

"Get out here!"

Krystal Meth grabs Haterman by his hair and rips him from the toolshed. There's a scrawny woman smoking a cigarette beside Krystal watching her smack Haterman over the head with a piece of a garden hose.

"You remember my sister, Bethy Doan?"

"How could I forget?!"

"Vanny here is fightin' in a fight tomorrow night, ain't ya, Vanny?"

"Uh, yeah."

"A fight?"

Bethy Doan manages two words before being out of breath and she takes a drag from her cigarette.

"Not really, it's one of them fCENSORED---"

"Don't say it!"

"FAKE [fuck[ wrestling plays they have on the TV!"

"I told you not to say it!! THIS FAKE?!"

Haterman says with a crack in his voice. He grabs a lawn chair that was randomly set up in the yard and throws it at Krystal! It bounces off of her and like an enraged bull she charges!

"I'MMA KILL YOU VANNY LINE!!"

"HELP ME PROFESSOR!! TAKE HER!! MAKER A LADY!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!"

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