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I've Come to the Conclusion That..........
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03-30-2021, 09:59 AM

We see Lil W wearing a lab coat and goggles, standing in front of a miniature table with a variety of test tubes and beakers resting upon it. He grabs two different tubes, one with a red liquid in it, the other yellow, before mixing them together. Nothing seems to happen, but that doesn't stop him from turning his attention to a mini clipboard sitting next to him and writing something down. He then reaches for a beaker with a clear liquid in it and swishes it around for a minute, wafting the smell carefully like they teach you in school. Lil W makes a face and turns towards a little whiteboard behind him, where he scribbles something incoherent and draws a few lines in the center of it. The little man stares at the board for a moment before snapping his fingers as if he cracked some kind of code.

"I got it!" he exclaims with joy. "I, the Notorious CHEMIST Lil W, have finally figured out the Nefarious Scientist, Ned Kaye!"

He scribbles a few more things onto the white board, making random adjustments as if it were elaborate work of arts, before tossing the dry erase marker aside.

"After dozens of hypotheses and hours of experimentation, I have finally come to the conclusion that Ned Kaye is....................."

Lil W steps out of the way, revealing the full extent of his white board for the camera: a crudely drawn vagina.

"A pussy!!!!!

Lil W laughs his little ass off as the camera fades to black.

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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