(03-29-2021, 07:33 AM)SolaceTatum Said: "Maybe, I'll just show up in your lair... aka whatever stadium closet you do cosplay in, and beat your ass backstage. Is that enough to warrant your bravery? Maybe, I'll slash your tires so you can't drive off when I find you in the parking lot. Maybe I'll wait for you to be in another match, come out, and put you in the black widow and I bet you'll tap out before you pass out... that requires inner strength... either way, you're going to have a Solace problem going forward."

Hiya kiddo.

Mad Scientist of the XWF here, Bailiff to the King of the XWF, Big Bad Big Bad of Big Bads, one half of the greatest team in the XWF today, yesterday, and tomorrow Them No Good Bastards...

Bobby points to his half of the tag team titles. He holds it out and he and TK clacks his against it. TK then winks at the camera and steps away.

THE Last Outlaw, THE Sultan of Smacktalk, and about a bajillion other monickers.

So, just to get you up to speed on a few things.

If you lay a hand on Fury backstage, well, that doesn't end well for you.

Ask the Misfits, ask Morbid and Mastermind, ask the Sick Cunts.

See, you think mugging someone in the back is a victory.

It's not. It's just a beating.

I would know, I dole them out. In AND out of the ring.

Now, here's the reason I'm telling you all of this jibbajab. Fury, like Oswald, is a member of B.O.B. just like I am. I am coming to let you know full well that I am glad you're not in B.O.B. You seem like dead weight to be carried, and considering the Universal AND Tag Team Championships are within B.O.B., you really aren't in our league, Billion Dollar Champ or no.

So, hopefully, that tells you where I stand on the issue.

As for what I'll do next, well, the ball's in your court, and I'll be in the lab cooking up schemes and contraptions so peculiar until you find yourself as a part in my Rube Goldberg machine.