Prof. Bobby Bourbon
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03-29-2021, 01:29 AM
It's a bear that can hula hoop. We're seeing it on a street corner next to a young lady who has trained her. The hula hooping bear turns and looks through a restaurant window and sees a television. It's showing the FXW! This excites the bear very much. She grabs her hula hoop with one paw and gestures towards the TV with the other, then looks at the young lady and seems to vocalize, as though it's trying to speak people words and thinks it is, but is just making noises.
Rawwar rar roooaaarrroow.
The young lady looks through the window and back at Bear.
Oh, Bear, you want to go to the wrestling matches?
Bear nods.
Rawr rah.
Okay, Bear, we can go. I heard Jim Beam is at the pool!
Bear smiles and nods. Bear and the young lady walk a couple of blocks, Bear carrying her hula hoop with her. As they do, across the street at a bistro, we see a waiter wave towards Bear and the young lady.
Hey, Rena! Hiya Bear!
Hi Wade!
Raooor
Rena and Bear wave.
Do you guys want some biscotti?
Bear nods.
Now now, Bear, don't spoil your dinner.
Bear shakes her head no.
Rooah oorrahh.
Okay, just one.
Bear and Rena look both ways and cross the street safely. Wade hands Rena a biscotti and gently puts one near Bear's mouth. Bear nabs it in her mouth and puts a paw to her face to mash it further in. Bear looks very contented. She sits on the pavement while finishing her nosh. Rena pets Bear on the noggin. Bear blinks slowly and snorts while chewing her biscotti. Rena puts her biscotti in her purse.
Thank you, Wade.
No problem, guys. Have a great day!
Wade pets Bear. Bear gets on all fours and lumbers down the sidewalk beside Rena.
Why do you want to go to the wrestling matches, Bear?
Rawaaar. Roooaaaaooowar. Awaaarra oooarraah roooaaaawwa. Rawr.
You want to win the Stipulation Shuffle Battle Royale?
Rawr.
Bear nods.
You silly bear.
Rena and Bear stop at a crosswalk since they don't have the right of way. Bear sniffs at Rena's purse, rips it wide open with a swipe, and snags the biscotti. Rena rolls her eyes.
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Bear is in nature.
Raroooah rawwaaarr!
Raooarrroaaaarrr rooooaaaaarrraaawwwagghhh. Rooaaaaahaagaaaharoro.
Rawr.
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