Prof. Bobby Bourbon
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03-28-2021, 10:52 PM
The massive indoor swim center is rife with activity, especially with megastar phenom Jim Beam on site. Many fans approach Jim as he tries to learn to swim.
"Jim Beam you're a dream!"
"Thanks, I really appreciate your support, now if you'll excuse me I must train!"
Jim puts on a pair of arm floaties and a life preserver. He begins to climb the high dive board. When he gets to the first platform, he's greeted by another fan.
"Way to go, Jim!"
"Thank you!"
Jim climbs to the second platform. He's greeted by another fan.
"Check out my pet bear, he does the hula hoop."
The bear immediately starts to hula hoop.
"Oh, well, that's pretty neat!"
The bear then rips the floaties and life vest off of Jim and pitches him into the pool below. Jim lands with a splash, immediately panics, and begins to struggle and shout.
"OH NO! HELP! A BEAR TOOK MY FLOATIES!"
The bear jumps into the pool, and while attempting to show Jim how to swim, further terrifies Jim.
"I CAN'T SWIM AND THERE'S A BEAR!"
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Thunder Knuckles™ (03-29-2021)
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