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BOB - DAYS OF FUTURE PAST March Madness 3/4
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Miss Fury Offline
BURN IT ALL



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(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)


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03-23-2021, 01:11 PM




TK and Fury are sitting across from each other at a long table inside of the BOB War Room where we open to a conversation that's already taking place!


Miss Fury: "How did this come to be and why?"


Old Man TK: "It was The Left Hand! Baphomet! He used his connections with you to get his hands on the plans for Oswald's RoBOB's and he used them to create The World Killers!"


Miss Fury: "World Killers?"


Old Man TK: "Listen, In the future, wrestling's dead, BOB's dead, and the whole fucking world is ruled by modified RoBOBs known as World Killers! They're giant metal fuckers with Ozzy's advanced AI, only evil... Well, more fucking evil! These mental fucks just want to kill everything, and they're doing a pretty good fucking job too!"


Miss Fury: "And Baphomet did this?"


Old Man TK: "Yes, but he had help from his horsemen!"


Miss Fury: "Logan?"


Old Man TK: "Fuck no! Logan never makes it out of prison! His new horsemen! Shawn Warstein, Betsy Granger, Doc, and Solace Tatum!"


TK notices that Miss Fury doesn't seem all that shocked by this revelation into his dark future.


Old Man TK: "You don't fucking believe me do you!?"


Miss Fury: "I've both seen and been apart of some fantastical events in the XWF, so your story isn't completely out of the realm of possibility, but those names? My competition in March Madness? I find it hardest to believe that Warstein would ever be a part of something like The Left Hand."


Old Man TK: "Just Warstein huh? I figured you'd flip the fuck out hearing that Doc raised his left hand more than anything!"


Miss Fury slightly shakes her head disagreeing.


Miss Fury: "No, Doc has proven time and again that he must latch on to someone to remain relevant. Unknown Soldier, The Kings, and now that all of his friends are gone, Duke and the gang. I surmise that it's only a matter of time before the boy and his pals vanish from the XWF once more, and then? Doc will be looking for new allies to join the ranks. The Lefty Hand seems a good fit for a lonely doctor. Warstein on the other hand, I thought better of him."


Old Man TK: "Fucking seriously!? You think Warstein is an honorable fuck! Goddamn how wrong you are!"


Miss Fury: "I never said honorable, it's just that Warstein has always demonstrated a certain stubbornness towa..."


TK Smashes his fist on the table to interrupt Fury!


Old Man TK: "Shit happens Fury! The world I live in isn't like the one you have here, but if you don't fucking heed my warning, you're going to fucking find out first hand! "


Miss Fury: "Go on then, tell me the story of how it is that Thunder Knuckles of all people traveled though time with a dire message for me."


Old Man TK: "I had fucking help, that's how, but I can see that you want some God damned backstory!"


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Old Man TK: "The year was 2040. We had been living in fear of the World Killers for decades. Only a handful of us BOB's were left. You were among them. "


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Old Man TK: "We had been trying to figure out a fucking way to fix this for years! Fighting them head on was futile, Oswald's money and power were depleted. We had but one fucking hope, a discarded time machine that BOB had recovered shortly after the world went to shit. The only fucking problem, it didn't work, but you had secured the part that we needed to fix it from some secret government lab!"


Miss Fury: "Naturally."


Old Man TK: "Yeah, you always do the fucking smart shit, but you fucking died bringing the part back! One of those World Killers ambushed us and blasted you to fucking dust right before my eyes!"


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Miss Fury: "So I'm dead? How did you survive the encounter?"


Old Man TK cracks his knuckles followed by his neck.


Old Man TK: "Simple, I fucked the bag of bolts up!"


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Old Man TK: "And after a long and grueling battle, I avenged your death and recovered the part!"


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Miss Fury: "Okay, but if I'm dead, who helped you return to this time?"


Old Man TK: "Ozzy baby! He had lost his powers and his money was useless, but he still had his genius!"


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Miss Fury: "So Oswald lives?"


Old Man TK: "Yeah, well, he did, but..."


OMTK takes pause as the PTSD kicks in. Fury leans forward interested. She motions for him to continue.


Miss Fury: "Go on."


OMTK sighs before looking to Fury.


Old Man TK: "She must have spotted me fighting that World Killer and followed me back to base?"


Miss Fury: "Who? Who followed you back?"


Old Man TK: "The Quiet Storm..."


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Miss Fury: "Solace Tatum?"


Old Man TK: "One and the very fucking same! That cunt..."


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Old Man TK: "Damn right Noah! But like I was saying, by the time that fucking idiot realized that you weren't calling out her savage side, and were instead just making a fucking observation of her poor decision making skills, it was too late. She had already been made to look a fool, and after the beatings that she took from you and Ozzy, she quickly graduated from erratic promoing to full on fucking psychosis."


Miss Fury: "Meaning what exactly?"


OMTK flashes a toothy grin with a chuckle.


Old Man TK: "Meaning that the crazy bitch never saw it coming!"


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Old Man TK: "But un-fucking-fortunately for us, she brought back up!"


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Old Man TK: "I watched poor fucking Ozzy take a repulser blast to the face!"


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Old Man TK: "There was nothing that I could fucking do for him! The only chance any of us had was me getting back to now and talking you into quiting The Left Hand before all this fucked up shit even happens! So I used Ozzy's death as a fucking distraction and used the time machine to bring me here!"


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Miss Fury: "The Tardus? I assume Betsy must be dead as well then?"


Old Man TK: "Listen Fury, there's not many of us left, and I don't just mean BOB. The worlds population has been wiped out! The one's still hanging on will eventually die off from starvation, Hell, we already are! The world's fucking dead Fury! It's the end of times, and my coming back here is probably our only chance of preventing this future from ever fucking happening! This may not be what you want now, but it's what you wanted in my time. You realized your mistake, but it was too late."


Miss Fury stands, her hands behind her back. She turns away from TK and faces the various super cool supervillain monitors on the wall, each of them tuned to different news stations all over the world. Each of them keeping her alerted to all the craziness of the world. Her eyes dart from screen to screen as she processes everything Old Man TK has told her.


Miss Fury: "You're lying."


Old Man TK: "See, I knew this would fucking happen! I knew you wouldn't believe a God damned word of this!"


Fury turns back to face TK.


Miss Fury: "Your assumption is incorrect. I do believe you TK. I do believe your story of my involvement with The left Hand leading to the future that you speak, but what I do not believe is that for any reason, I would not want to see that future through to the bitter end."


Horrified by this, TK snaps back.


Old Man TK: "You can't be fucking serious!? I know you're a cold hearted bitch Fury, but that'll change! That'll change real fucking soon if you don't heed my warning!"


Without him noticing, Herschel Kiss appears behind Old Man TK and wraps his big chocolate arms around him holding him still!


Miss Fury: "Burn. It. All. Or did you forget?"


Fury looks to Herschel who is awaiting his orders.


Miss Fury: "Put him somewhere that nobody will find him."


Old Man TK: "You fucking bitch! You're dooming us all! Bobby Dies! The Left Hand lock him in a room full of lunch meat and watch him gorge himself to death! That's what you're doing Fury! That's the future that your embracing! All blood shed from this point, IS ON FUCKING YOU!"


TK continues kicking and screaming as Herschel drags him out of the room. Once Miss Fury is alone, she presses her index finger to her ear to communicate with someone over the air.


Miss Fury: "Oswald, do you copy?"


>Oswald: "Oswald here, go ahead."<


Miss Fury: "I need you to destroy all of the data on RoBOBs."


Shocked by her order, Oswald questions her with an unsteady tone in his voice.


>Oswald: "A... Are you serious!? I have so much time and money invested into the technology!"<


Miss Fury hesitates for a moment before responding.


Miss Fury: "I'm sure. Destroy the data and recall all deployed RoBOB's back to base for disassembly."


>Oswald: "Alright, I'll make the preparations, but I'll need to speak with you face to face before moving forward with this."<


Miss Fury: "Very well, meet me in your lab in an hour."


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"Hmmm, the good doctor spoke, yet he had very little to say. Though I do agree on one point, yes Doc, I do believe that this tournament belongs to you. Even the simplest of fools could see the writing on the wall. Doctor Luis D'Ville, a bonafide Hall Of Legends career. Countless victories inside of that ring. Very few losses. It's a foregone conclusion that when Doc is involved, the odds are always in his favor, but we aren't playing the odds, are we? You mention shame. Shame that each and every member of the Elite Eight should feel based on the easy path that we took to get here. I don't feel shame, as a matter of fact, I feel pretty damned accomplished. Let me be clear, any advantage that any of you may hold over me in pure skill is neutralized through sheer force! Chairs, tables, steel pipes, all legal for me to use!"


"Thanks Vinnie!"


"Weapons can't get the job done? I'm not above emptying every single member of the BOB locker room right into that ring to do the heavy lifting for me! I have nothing to fear, not from you Doc, and definitely not from any of the other eight that made it this far! I built BOB from the ground up! I brought in the heavy hitters like TK and Bobby Bourbon! I've built the most powerful force in the XWF today, any I hold the controls! I give the orders, in the ring, on the field! Don't think for a moment that I will shy away from using that power, and any other advantage that I can exploit as well! That crown is mine, and I couldn't care less how I take it!"


"You all call it cheating. You use words like shame, honor, integrity. I have no honor! My integrity only reaches as far as my friends, and shame? There's no shame in winning. See, the problem that too many of you face is this archaic idea of honor. There is no honor in a fight! There is the winner, and the loser! Just because this is a job doesn't mean you have to follow the rules! You only need to look to me as your example! I've played against the rules from the start, yet I'm a decorated champion! I've beaten the biggest names on Anarchy, and now my attention is turned towards you, all of you! "


"Solace Tatum, sure, you can go bad dear. Find that edge, use it! It may even help you to not look completely foolish when the bell rings, but make no mistake, it will make little difference! The fact that I'm already in your head to the point that you're producing extra promo videos and releasing them any and everywhere you can in a desperate attempt to change the narrative just goes to show how you've been beaten before you even got off the ground, and no matter how you spin it, begging for an extra match during the midst of a tournament is foolish and proves your inexperience! Furthermore, we haven't even discussed the possibility of you losing to Oswald in the opening match. Consider for a moment that outcome, what does it mean for our match? You dear, as agreed, would be BOB, and therefore, under my command, meaning free ride for Fury to the final four!"


"And try as you may try to change the stipulations of this match now that I've spelt out just how silly you look, the truth of the world is that the ink is already dried on the contract. The match will take place under the stipulations agreed upon, and should you not make it past Oswald for ANY reason, you will be forced to join the ranks of BOB and continue your career as a subordinate!"



Fury smashes her fist into her open hand!


Miss Fury: "And you will be ordered to lose! And even if you somehow defeat Oswald, you still face the legions of BOB at my disposal as you desperately try and inch past me! But Betsy has a plan! Perhaps if you ask nicely she'll share? Then again, she could just take you back in time to fix those daddy issues straight up. Pimp slap mommy dearest and set right your biggest regret! Laws of space and time? Who gives a damn! Take what you want, and do so by any means necessary! Lie, cheat, steal, harm, kill, destroy! So long as it benefits you, who gives a shit about anyone else!? I will defeat you Solace Tatum, along with any other member of the elite 8 that I may cross paths with on my path to the XWF crown! And I will NOT win because I am the better athlete, I will win because I have spent the better part of a year gaming the system to work in my favor! I have an army, and a license to use them! What do you have other than a knack for biting off more than you can chew? Nothing but big dreams, big dreams destined to be STOLEN!"


Fury storms off set as the scene fades to another location.


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Later at XWF Headquarters we find Herschel escorting TK down a hall to a very familiar door!


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Old Man TK: "Come the fuck on man! You can't be down with Fury's plan to destroy the world!"


Herschel Kiss: "I dunno nothing bout' no plans, but Fury givin' up that fuck money, so I do what I'm told."


Old Man TK: "Hey, I get it! I love money too, but sometimes there's things that are worth more than..."


Herschel spins OMTK around to face him.


Herschel Kiss: "You don't really be believing that bullshit you spouting do you?"


OMTK breaks immediately breaks character without much thought as he lets out a sigh.


Old Man TK: "No, not for a fucking minute. Guess I'm going in the closet huh?"


Herschel Kiss: "Guess so."


OMTK is defeated and waits patently as Herschel removes the lock bar from the door. (Seriously Lane? Get better security!)


Herschel Kiss: "Sorry old-timer, but it could be worse. At least she didn't ask me to kill you!"


Herschel turns the knob, but as he does something burst out of the closet door, knocking Herschel and TK on their asses!


Herschel is downed like a turtle! OMTK is awestruck at the sight of;


Old Man TK: "Peter "Fucking" Gilmour!?"


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Peter Gilmour: "Hell no! It's Gravy baby!"


Old Man TK: "Oh fuck...me..."


Micheal motions towards the puddle of puddin' who is filling up most of the hallway and blocking his escape.


Micheal Graves: "Who's this fat fuck?"


Old Man TK: "Herschel Kiss, the BOB jobber."


Graves squints and leans in for a closer look.


Micheal Graves: "Huh, he cleans up nice."


Old Man TK: "Yeah, he's a real fucking ladies man! Mind getting me out of these restraints so we can get the fuck outta here?"


Micheal Graves: "Oh yeah, sure, no problem-o dude!"


Graves snaps the zip cuffs like their nothing! Must be the new body and it's mythically patented "Fat Guy Strength"!


Old Man TK: "So, how the fuck did you end up looking like Peter Gilmour anyway?"


Micheal Graves: "I dunno, whatever the fuck Fury did to undo my wish put me in this discarded fat Gilly body."


Old Man TK: "Does it come with a super dick?"


Graves smirks, thinking that him and TK are on the same wavelength.


Micheal Graves: "Oh you know it!"


We cut outside, where the temperature is a brisk 57f... Nah, just playing. It's cool and calm outside of XWF headquarters, until a sudden explosion of pure Super Dick Semen Force sends OMTK and Graves rocketing through an upper floor window to freedom!




To Be Continued

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