Mid match, at a house show, TNGB step through the entry curtain backstage while the fans go nuts. Bobby and TK look at the camera.

Hey, it worked!

Yeah, I told you, if you told Lane we'd come back here, he'd set up a camera!

Fuck yeah!

The crowd grows louder as both Bobby and TK stop and wait. Soon, two unknown faces step through the curtain and are immediately grabbed in stereo by TNGB. TK launches a Thunder Knuckle Arrow at his opponent, splatting him against a wall! Bobby chokeslams a guy. Bobby and TK look at each other and nod. Bobby reaches off camera and grabs a whole pound of pulled pork barbecue. TK grabs a sliced block of pepper jack.

Man, mid match snacking is sure delicious from, uh...

Where did you get this?

>>>

Bobby Bourbon shrugs, his mouth stuffed with pork barbecue sporked in from his right hand. He looks down at his opponents, writhing on the ground. Thunder Knuckles pulls out a cheese grater and slices at the block of pepper jack, eating them immediately in a keto snacking frenzy mid match!

WHY ARE YOU BACKSTAGE?

Theo Pryce steps forward, generally unhappy with what he's seeing. Bobby looks at TK.

He looks at Theo.

He looks at TK.

He holds his bowl of pork barbecue up towards Theo and scoops out a sporkfull, attempting to feed Theo. Theo takes the bite. He looks pleased.

Thafs good.

I know.

The opposition comes to their senses, and slug at TK and Bobby. The pork barbecue gets spilled in the kerfuffle. Bobby looks damn pissed and stabs the opponent in the forehead with the plastic spork, and the poor prick screams in agony about it. TK slams the other opponent against the wall and nails him with a knee! He rakes the cheese grater against his forehead! Bobby hoists the other opponent, and delivers a Bobbybomb! He then points at the other opponent! Both he and TK whip him through the curtain, and the crowd roars!

*TNGB!*TNGB!*TNGB!*TNGB!*TNGB!*TNGB!*