This is time Boris has been waiting for, comrades!

No, no, Boris is not taking about throw away match with that debil Ass Quill. No one wants to see this blin. Ass Quill has personality of horse in carousel. Is no big deal.

No, Boris is talking about what happens after he beats Quill. The sky is the Boris, and 2021 is going to be big year for your Slav Superstar.

Of course, once Boris defeats Ass Quill, he will fight for Web Title against Barry Green. Has Van Lake made official? No. Has President Lake Land say this! No blin, but it does not need to be stated. After all, who sell more tickets than Boris? Who bring in more ratings than Boris? And who deserve it more than Boris.

Çyka, this is easy answer - no one but Boris!

Put it in your wall calendars, comrades. In two weeks, Boris will be fighting Barry Green for the Web Title. And Ass Quill will be sitting in back with rest, crying about "oh, Boris, you so mean and so strong, yet so sexy!" Yes, Boris knows, but he does not mingle with Western spies. And Quill is definitely spy. She never even see Slav before!

But this is not biggest news, comrades. Web Title is nice, but bigger news is The America Man! He is here! America Man has arrived in Federation of Xtreme Wrestlers, and he is wanting to fight Boris. Boris has been dreaming of match with America Man since he was little Gopnik, and now, is happen blin!

Boris feels bad for Ass Quill. She not do anything to upset Boris, and yet, she will feel the power of the Cheeki Breeki. This is because Boris must warm up for big year ahead of him. 2021, year of the Gopniks!