With ominous classical music playing in the background, a camera feed begins to roll on the image of a laptop screen with a Youtube video pulled up on Google Chrome. The play button is suddenly clicked, and the video expands to cover the entirety of the laptop.

There’s some very tritely contrived dark imagery and tone seeping out from the video. This could easily be mistaken for a hot new Left Hand production: Busty Goth Babes vol. 666, but the dream is quickly shattered as the skinny and withering shirtless frame of The Holy Roman War Horse appears. Wearing only his horse mask and standing in the darkness, we’re reminded of D’Angelo’s How does it feel? music video, but just an edgier, incel nazi version.

”Nemesis, Nemesis, Nemesis. How’s your head feeling, you stupid bitch?”

War Horse belts out a wild laugh,

”I don’t know why any of you would think anything different would happen to that ogar! Studies have shown that people like ME, have superior brain capacity to people like HER. I outsmarted that ape, body shamed her, and held up my end of the bargain to all of you: my loyal members of The Calvary. Thankfully, I don’t think we’ll ever be hearing from that fatso again. Big and black isn’t beautiful. It’s lying in the hospital waiting on the ACLU to funnel Soros money for her medical bills.

Now I did what I said I was going to do, I told you all that I was going to go into Anarchy and show the world what our movement was about. Well, trust me, that was only the beginning. The war to reclaim our culture from these all inclusive Marxists who are out to drain our blood continues, and this week I will further our argument. I'm taking on some femoid Stacy bitch named Addy doing her dandiest les-femmes masculinity impression, and some barbaric, cousin-fucking Slav free mason. Both of these types of scum are the proud benefactors of internationalist Jew riches. I'm going to expose them. I'm going to show everyone just how feeble these imposters are and thwart their and the XWF's hierarchy's attempts to further degenerate society.

Freedom of thought and expression has mutated into this disgusting freedom of sexuality, and freedom of turning men into little pansies, and declaring our newborn as LGBTQ upon arrival. Do you understand how many little girls today watch this disgusting programming while their parents are overdosing on fentanyl and want to aspire to be Anarchy's "WOKE" lesbian champion Kenzi Grey? Millions of potential seeds of the future become destroyed in the name of the ideology of P.C. culture and inclusion.

I'm going to put an end to it, as arduous of a task as this may be, I am going to claim Anarchy in our name and destroy it. I'm going to restore order, and common sense. I'll remind the entire XWF fandom that the facts don't care about their feelings. We will build a new brand of an egalitarian monarchy, that's clean and powerful and way more entertaining than this shit-filled, queer pandering product we're exposing to our children today.

I will go into the belly of radical Marxism, New York City, and while the entire world watches I'm going ravage that tuna-reeking cunt, Addy so violently she'll wish she stayed in the kitchen where she belongs. And as for that disgusting barbarian? Boris? I'll finish the job of Milosevic and exterminate him.

A new day is dawning over the XWF, and it's only a matter of time before law and order is restored, and the fecal blood stains of socialism are cleansed from all of your panties, once and for all!

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See you all in New York City!