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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (01-03-2021)

Jim wakes up

Jim Jimson: Hey Jim.

Charile: I'm, not Jim.

Jim Jimson: You gonna join BOB?

Charile: What… no, why the fuck woul-

Jim Jimson: Okay cool.

Jim then goes back to sleep.

The Void

Jim Jimson: Hey Jim.

Jim Jimson: Yea Jim.

Jim Jimson: Why does he have to be here?

Cool Jimson: WOO! Bay Bay! I’m good, I’m bad, And I’m gonna be here forever bitchsticks and there's nothing you can do about it, now! You see, ever since I had sex with that woman, WHO WAS NOT GREGGO IN A WIG! IT WASN’T HIM, IT MUST HAVE BEEN HIS TWIN SISTER! I've spread the coolness around your head and now it's dug in! No getting rid of me now!

Jim Jimson: Yea, but you have to share control with us, because you fucked a dude with a fetish for tricking straight guys.

Cool Jimson: NO! SHE WAS A WOMAN, A STRONG INTELLIGENT WOMAN!

Jim Jimson: Oh yeah, just like how Micheal Graves is a strong intelligent woman.

Cool Jimson: Well, now he a chick she’s hot, I heard it was magic or something. Maybe banging an actual female, like Graves would get rid of you two idiots.

Jim Jimson: Cool Jimson, come on. There's obviously a schlong in her tights.

Jim Jimson: . Don’t think of it as a chick with a dick. It’s a guy with tits.

Cool Jimson: A guy with tits….. Oh no… wait, I’m not into trannies! Not that anything is wrong with that… conquering a failed man with your superior masculinity or being tricked into getting dicked by one has it's appeal……….......... but I’M NOT INTO IT!! I'm not like Barney, again not like anything is wrong with that, he’s great! He’s having the best years of his career right now! The days of him as a jobber are gone!

Jim Jimson: That’s exactly the problem, he used to be one of the greatest jobbers in the XWF. He was a great inspiration to many young jobbers, he was an inspiration to me as well! I remember back the distant years of the 2010s, back when we were a cancer researcher, I remember seeing Barney getting his ass handed to him almost as much as Johnny Legend does, I remember him cutting promos acting some of the word promos out there and then he’d lose get his ass handed to him, he was a committed jobber, so I knew in 2019 I had to stop working on that vaccine for all cancer and become a jobber for the XWF and because of Barney being such a role model for me, I was able to accomplish it and make to the XWF, the home of jobbers! But now….. He’s turned to the dark side…. Recently, he's tried to be a proper wrestler, he’s trying to contend for the universal title. It’s like being a cycling fan and finding out that Armstrong cheated… It breaks my heart that a hero to so many jobber fans and me, would turn to the dark side of being a good wrestler…. It breaks my heart to see him like that.

Jim Jimson: And it’s all because of that tranny Micheal Graves!

Cool Jimson: Jim, Michael isn’t some tgirl, he was transformed by magic and now he’s a she and she’s hot as fuck now

Jim Jimson: Oh, is it because since he was born a man he can’t discover who he is later in life?

Jim Jimson: I didn’t know being cool meant you had to be transphobic

Cool Jimson: Wha? No! That’s literally how he became a woma-

Jim Jimson: SHUT UP YOU TRANSPHOBE!!

Jim Jimson: Obviously when we sent those schoolboy dolphins to Michael Graves he fucked the dolphin schoolboys so hard that he no longer felt the need for masculinity and turned to the life of a tranny. Then when Graves had fully transitioned it was a matter of the pieces falling into place, he used his tranny parts to lure Barney into joining BOB and becoming an actual wrestler…. To get Barney back… we’ll have to defeat that seductress!

Jim Jimson: But why should I even tell you, your don't care your just a Transphobic CUNT!

Jim Jimson: Jim, you can’t say the C-word, Noah has it copyrighted.

Cool Jimson: You guys are focusing on the wrong stuff! Don’t you remember, BOB contacted us and when we didn’t want to join, it just so happened that a month later, they added Barney to BOB. Michael couldn’t get your jobber ass so they went with the next worst thing, Barney. Yea, Barney has gotten better, but so have we,. the point is that even in his second wind, he still throws losses left and right. The few wins he’s gotten are against Tommy Wish and in a tag team match where he got carried to a win, he’s a weakling, but worse he’s still a jobber, he’s just put on a new coat of paint, that’ll wash off on a rainy day, this tag team match is your rainy day, Barney. Michael Graves is a non-threat, he's just a follower, he latches onto something and pumps out a mediocre version of it, he's always trying to reinvent himself in a weak attempt to gain relevance, but he always goes back to the drawing board and finds some new dumb way to change himself up, but it's just a new coat of paint on an old, outdated car that'll wash off in a rainy day and as you already know, that tag match is going to be your rainy day Your both the same interchangeable nothings, it doesn't matter who gets pinned, both of you are the same old car with a new coat of paint.

Jim Jimson: yea, but you still fucked Greggo

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