In front of a city skyline backdrop, ala. most newsrooms in existence, Stev Sayors is here with a special update!

SAYORS: "Following the events of Warfare, where Alias was left maimed and branded like a pig by The Left Hand, we have heard that he was irate backstage and refusing to accept medical treatment. Not wanting XWF to turn into a, and I quote, 'NXIVM sex cult', last Warfare's general manager, Derrick Diamond, has refused to allow Alias to be cleared to compete until he gets checked out medically. We hope to have more on this development over the coming days and hopefully Alias will be back in the ring shortly!"

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