Down in the sewers located within the bowels of Idaho.

“YOU DA HO”

A defensive Wizard strikes back.

Brah. I wasn’t calling you a HO. I was merely stating, you’re hanging out in the sewers of Idaho.

“Oh. My bad”

A very apologetic Wizard, umm apologizes.

How did he get to Idaho?

He was last seen running naked, high on acid.

Meh, who cares.

SO HE’S IN IDAHO

“Potatoes are good”

Yes, they are.

“Mashed is the best although a stern argument could be made for french fries.”

Suddenly, a bunch of patriots storm into the sewer.

“YOU TALKING HIGH AND MIGHTY ABOUT THEM FRENCH FUCKS?”

The Wizard rips ass.

An alligator swims up and eats the patriots. It then swims away.

“This is all so 1980s ish...or maybe like Lake Placid.”

But where is the lake? THIS IS A SEWER.

“Cowabunga dude!!”

Rafael surfs atop a wave of brown sewage.

The Wizard scoffs, “Imposter. We all know Michelangelo is the one who says stuff like that.”

Rafael removes his head to reveal the infamous Gabriel Speight lurking underneath.

“Ya got me.”

CLASSIC GABRIEL.

The Wizard begins to sing his favorite song to sing while stuck inside a sewer.

“AND IIIIII--EEEEE----IIIIII WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!”

Rats, mice, gators, and roaches all motor up, coming to a stop and forming an audience. They are amazed by what they are hearing.

His voice is very shitty.

But he is in a very shitty setting.

So this all makes sense.

Suddenly, his white tighties fall off.

A group of roaches take the underwear and thank him, “Thanks, Wiz!”

One man’s trash is another roach’s treasure.

Freeballing, The Wizard stands up and does the macarena.

He’s now above ground. A breeze sends his robe flying upward, revealing his ALABASTER ass.

People look and stare.

“Nice ass”

“Not a pimple in sight.”

“I’d ram stuff up that ass if he’d let me.”

The Wizard thanks them all before doing the Marilyn Monroe pose. A round of applause follows.

He then soars into the air. Flying from Idaho back to wherever Savage is being held.

WATCH OUT, FOLKS.

The Wizard is cummin.

Merry Christmas, filthy fuckers.