Threaded Mode | Linear Mode

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (10-20-2020)

The High Stakes Battle Royale has, to say the least, high stakes.

The Hart Champion and Warfare MVP bids.

SWINGING THE ODDS

Look, I don't have a ton of time.

I have to focus on defending my Hart Championship.

Like a damned champ.

However, yeah, I'm definitely entering the High Stakes Battle Royale for the Universal Championship.

You're a fucking idiot if you don't.

Also, most of the people who already have are fucking dopey uncooked sausages just flapping around.

I don't care if you're new here, old here, or middle school, I definitely have no reason to fear any competitor in that ring. I've been through shit, serious hardcore wild dangerous and scarring shit. I carry battle wounds that would have ended most people's careers. I don't just mean wrestling, I mean they couldn't work a drive through anymore, their entire adult lives just ended in a snap from the kind of brutality I have survived.

Fuck, I was thrown off a building one time by Peter Gilmour, now here I am, running around and Robbiebombing dicks, chicks, pricks, walking sticks, and piles of bricks.

Now, I definitely recognize some of the names signed up so far. I'll get to y'all a little later.

Bye-bye.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode Swinging the Odds
Author	Message