Yellow tracksuit? Check!

Jar of mayonnaise? Check!

Slave as fuck? Negative!

RoBOBoris: "Bbbzzzztttt Hello friend! I RoBOBorishere to tell you how hero team stand very small chance of winning at Anarchy! AHH, but ReBOBoris why you say that when you on hero team? Easy, like RoBOboris tell comrades, we never do well against BOB. Team hero always fall for dirty tricks and always lose. This week be no different, even with RoBOBoris eating entire case of mayonnaise! Vita Valenteen is worse than weak American, she Canadian! Why that worse RoBOBoris? Bzzzzzt!! Canadians crazy like Americans, bit lack moxley like the French. No Canadian has ever made a difference in anything. At least rest of team hero knkw how bad they are and not bother recording promo. That save some embarrassment for RoBOBoris when Robbie Bourbon squash us all like small fly!

Bzzzzzt!



RoBOBoris falls over limp as a small red indicator light warns that he needs recharging.