Charlie looked around at the mostly empty awards show, noticing that he was one of only a select few people not wearing masks. A band of untalented musicians is playing music quietly in the background as the audience waits for the awards show to begin.

'Look at all these sheeple' he thought to himself. 'I bet none of those idiots even knows all that I'm wearing underneath this tuxedo suit is a hospital gown'.

Charlie had been invited to the fifth annual Amateur Adult Film Awards after the video he submitted to the judging committee was widely masturbated to. Much like the results of Lacklan's submission of the video to the management of her wrestling company, this video really got Charlie over as a superstar in the field of amateur lesbian porn. Of course, Charlie was only invited because he told the awards committee he was the director, producer, and owner of the sexy video in question (see Sarah's Saucy Sextape if you're looking for a half-chub).

Charlie beamed with arrogance as a tall brunette woman with amazing breasts walked to the center of the stage. Her dress was green, and incredibly revealing. Charlie's only concern was that her heels weren't sexy enough, and perhaps she should have worn less makeup. Little did he know that his patriarchal beauty standards were only a result of hundreds of years of developments within social hierarchies, mechanisms of reproductive control, and agrarian gender roles. Instead of thinking through the complex ways humans are conditioned to view the body as a site of consumption, Charlie instead focused entirely on the busty women's breasts. Was that a hard nipple poking through the fabric? Regardless, the band stops playing their so-so music as the Brunette woman prepares to speak.

Woman: Hello, and thank you all for coming to our annual Amateur Adult Film Awards show! I know some prudes wanted us shut down because of covid....but us film stars aren't afraid of VIRUSES, are we?!

The woman winks as the audience laughs.

Woman: We will continue to promote amateur adult films. For far too long exploitative mega-corporations have dominated the adult film industry, subjecting women to extreme degradation, violence, and oftentimes, non-consensual encounters. The focus on violence, brutality, and abuse towards women promoted by the mega-corporate pornographers is exactly what we're fighting against.

'But I like all those things...' Charlie thought to himself.

Woman: As such, our first category, as it always has been, is the award for the best amateur lesbian scene! This year's nominees are 'Sexy Sexy Lesbo Fisting on the Couch", "Asian Women Licking Ass", "Six witches dressed up as firefighters performing a satanic ritual and then pegging each other" and "Lesbian sluts play in the tub....then in the bed!". These are all great videos! Trust me, I've flicked the bean to each of these videos at least a dozen times! But one truly stands out from the rest. The winner of this year's best amateur lesbian sex scene is.....

The woman rips open an envelope before excitedly announcing the results.

Woman: Lesbian sluts play in the tub, then in the bed! Now, before I invite the director AND producer of the film up here to accept his certificate, I just want to say a few things about this video. Wow. It's so hot. Now, there was some controversy over the origins of the tape. While some folks said this tape was fake and fraudulent, we were able to confirm that this is NOT true! According to our sources at the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition, this video was submitted to the coalition's ownership and management in order to advance Sarah Lacklan's amazing career as an in-ring performer! Her fiancé directed and produced this video, all in order to help her get over! Now Charlie Nickles, come on up here and accept your award!

The audience claps with excited erections and wet coochies as bits of the video are played on the screen. Charlie is smiling as he makes his way to the stage. He walks up the steps and accepts the certificate awarded to him by the woman with the nice knockers. She quietly exits the stage, allowing Charlie full access to the microphone and the absolute undivided attention of the audience....uh oh. The tape playing in the background is taken off screen as Charlie coughs into his hands, preparing himself for his acceptance speech.

Charlie: Thank you so much for this recognition! You have no idea how much it means to my future wife and I to be embraced by the adult film industry like this. Once we are married, trust me, there will be a lot more videos coming your way!

Charlie nods and smiles at the crowd as they erupt in applause at the thought of watching Charlie bone Sarah.

Charlie: You know, I can't even tell you all how many times I've blown a load, busted a nut, and creamed a seam to this sexy tape! I'm sure you all are in the same semen-filled boat as me on this one! But you know...I've been struggling with something recently. I recently found God, through Jean-Paul Lacklan's teachings. It helped me. For a little bit. Kept the needle and the despair away, knowing that there was a higher power above, a God who was always going to guide me along my path to the universal championship, marriage, and prosperity. But...Jean-Paul Lacklan's teachings would say that this pre-martial lesbian sextape is against the will of God. Not only is it super gay, which is against the bible, but it is premarital sex! The first one hundred times I tugged my chain to this little video, I was in despair throughout the experience. I feared for my soul, I feared for Sarah's soul. But then I thought to myself.....

Charlie paused in quiet reflection as the confused crowd looked on. The woman off to the side of the stage hoped Charlie would end his spiel soon so she could get on to the next award category, 'best anal gangbang scene'.

Charlie: I thought to myself...would God really not want me to watch this sexy tape? And if God wants to deny us these simple pleasures....should he really be worshipped? If we can't pleasure ourselves to videos of young women doing anything to get over in a second-rate wrestling company, is God's law really just? I still struggle with these questions. I don't know the answer to them. I suspect no one does. But fear not, I will continue to investigate these deeply theological concerns. With each and every stroke of my cock I will be thinking through these questions, no doubt. But I do know one things, folks...

Charlie holds up the pointer finger of his burned hand as he articulates his point.

Charlie: I know that the teachings of Jean-Paul Lacklan...are wrong. Outdated at best. His intense hatred for gay women? What in the world is wrong with him. Watching two lesbians go down on each other, rub each other's perky tits, and play with each other's #SQUATBOOTY and 'BLACK BOOTY!' is divine! Jean-Paul Lacklan preached hate, folks. And I've learned, from watching this amazing little tape over and over and over again, that he was in fact wrong. Lesbians are hot! Clap if you love watching inter racial lesbian sex! Just ignore the wealth and racial dynamics at play. If you close your eyes, and forget about the fact that Sarah made Kenzi star in this sextape so that Sarah could get over with management...it's still pretty sexy! It doesn't seem coerced when you think like that!

The audience claps in agreement. They love hot interracial lesbian sex with questionable wealth, racial, and consent dynamics.

Charlie: Sarah says her daddy changed, but she hasn't shown it. Well, she did hire some weird man to walk around in a mask and pretend to be Jean-Paul for one of her little promotional videos, but even then she didn't really show much! She says he changed, she says he changed, blah blah blah. He hasn't changed. I still hear his voice inside my head, telling me to stop it, telling me I'm sinful every time I pull up that video. But I know he's wrong! And when I get home, I'm going to go jerk off to this video again! Hell yeah, folks! And thanks for the award!

Charlie holds his certificate in the air as if it were a championship belt. He is smiling, happy as hell. No one even knows that deep within his trousers a dragon is awakening. The band once again begins playing their background music as Charlie nods at the crowd, exiting the stage and returning to his seat.