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Battle Royal promo 2
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06-18-2013, 11:59 AM

Matt Lennox and Jacob Lewis are in their little spot backstage with a personal video camera positioned facing the two.

Matt- I don't get what the hell is going on here in XWF? This place is turning into a fucking freak show. The Rock is suddenly here now? And who the hell is Chris Legend? These two can go back and forth all they want because me and Jacob Lewis are going to win this battle royal.

Jacob- Damn straight. You know Rock your past few movies have been garbage. Your acting career is just as ridiculous as your in ring abilities. What was that one movie he was in about a tooth fairy? What a !

Matt- Yeah I remember that nightmare of a movie. Hey Rock instead of threatening to tea bag all of us why not tea bag yourself so we don't have to hear your insults over and over again. Moving on to the Chris Legend. What the hell are you doing here? Don't you belong over in Hollywood with the rest of the fake wannabe hot shots. Listen Chris me and Jacob here we represent The Incredible People and we will gladly take out a so called legend.

Jacob- Aren't there other guys in this match?


Matt- Yes there are, what do you know our old friend Hunter Payne and his little slut will be there tonight. Hey Hunter last week I seem to recall you getting driven into the ground by Mr. Radio. Hell I seem to remember me even getting a couple shots on you in that match. I guess the more hits he took the dumber he got which made him want to enter this match. Listen Hunter this place is for t he big boys, I know you like to flaunt off your little podcast and insult everyone and I know you like to brag about your little girlfriend but how about you put your words in the ring.


Jacob- I hate that guy! He not only called us gay but then he went on to make fun of our amazing country of Canada and its army. I will be in this little battle royal tonight Hunter helping out Matt and you better avoid me because if I get my hands on you, you are finished.

Matt- I think I am going to bring this tonight.

Matt pulls out a barbwire bat.

Matt- Tonight I will be using this on a couple wise guys in this match. You know what maybe if I hit The Rock enough he will just give up on wrestling and acting. It would be a miracle for all of us.

Jacob- Thank the heavens! There's a couple other guys in this match tonight I just don't remember their names.

Matt- Then you know what Jacob, they don't matter. Tonight marks the night that The Incredible Era begins.

Matt walks up to the camera and shuts it off.

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Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion
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