Holy spunk bubble batman have you seen the news!!!

Rocky and his big Schlongy is going to Somalia.





A Battle Royal to become a wild card holder, and with that card you will be granted entrance into the elimination chamber match, and if you win that you get to face the King, who insistently will be in Somalia during the battle royal, he will be prodding the competitors with a spear!!!

Well if he prods The Rock with that spear The Rock will not hesitate to prod him back with his "Spear".

People keep asking me who the other entrees to the battle royal are, how the fuck am I supposed to know?

Probably just a lot of fluffy anal beads like Chris Legend and Hunter Payne.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, The Rock does joke... Fluffy anal beads are a lot more usfull than them two muppets. I'm doing muppets an injustice there as well, I should say that Chris Legend and them other guys are about as us full as a muppet with its rectum sewed up.

You can' play with a muppet with out a good fisting.


Umm delicious!