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#1
08-06-2020, 03:10 PM

Hey Greggo, who am I doing an impression of?

"Can I please just have this title while putting forth as little effort as possible? Puhhh-leeeeeze?"

I'll give you a hint, her name is really dumb.


Madison performs a really half assed pin.

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#2
08-07-2020, 01:16 AM

Greggo, still covered in feces, wonders why Madison Dyson would make physical contact with him.

"Mmm mmm gurl, I don't wonder in the least why you'd wanna be all up on me right now."

Oh...

"And who be this 'her' you're pretending to be right now? Sounds like someone real shitty and stupid. Can I guess?"

"Is it Ruby? The consolation champion for the fake show nobody cares about, since she can't win a real title anywhere ever?"

"Is it Robert Main? The guy that puts like no effort into his kickouts, and smells really friggin' bad, like a tavern filled with dead bodies?"

"Is it me? Are you making fun of me for winning this title with no effort, considering I left the scene before a ref even counted any pins? You tryn'a make fun of me? I thought we were cool, Maddy. I dunno what to think anymore but I know I wanna know who yer talkin' about."

"Is it James Raven, referring to his rumoured title in management even though he never does anything? Is that who yer makin' fun of? He's even lazier and seen less often than Shane was when he was an owner. Ouch, gurl! You got him good!"


Greggo starts to cough, seemingly resulting in a kick out of sorts as Maddy kind of glides off of his slipperiness and she's already so soaked that she keeps sliding across the floor like a hockey puck on ice. After Maddy finally stops sliding away from Greggo for about 30 minutes, Greggo walks up and asks her again...

"So who were ya talkin bout gurl? Say her name or gimme better hints."

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#3
08-07-2020, 02:48 PM

Oh my God, EWWWWW! How did I not realize you were covered in feces! I can't believe I made physical contact with you! Madison takes a moment to towel the shit off of her.

Those guesses weren't bad, except for guessing yourself. Come on G-man, you know we're tight! But no, they were all INCORRECT. Hmmm...maybe some better hints are in order.

Okay, this person is dating a borderline personality disorder having histrionic who is such a pussy he ducked multiple overtures to have a straight up match for the Universal championship, and instead decided to cash in a briefcase. A cash in that, mind you, somehow bent the rules of time, biology and space, made me and BOTH Hired Guns simply disappear, and somehow managed to magically heal multiple wounds on both his own body and the body of the person we're actually talking about.


Madison takes a deep breath.

Okay, maybe a little off topic. Back to the ACTUAL person we're referring to. So, this person has somehow managed to fail UPWARDS in this company for like an entire year by constantly underperforming yet was still gifted two championships for pretty much doing fuck all but being a twiggy glory hole.

Is this starting to make sense? Oh, and also her name sounds SUPER foreign and I may have been tempted at one point to encourage management to check her visa status but now I'm a Democrat who believes in open borders and socialism.


Madison cringes and consigns to put one finger on Greggo to pin him!

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#4
08-07-2020, 04:43 PM

Greggo's eyes are darting back and forth and he's starting to break out into a sexy sweat.

"Uhhhh, ummmm, fuck."

He's upset! He kicks out!

He holds his hands over his mouth, contorting his face like a Picasso dildo, and starts to shake his head "no" violently.

"No no no NO NO NO NO! NO! NO!!!!!!! You're friggin' doing it aren't you? You're trying to throw shade on my client like everyone else is! First Lane robs her of her title and gives it to me in an attempt to turn her against me and now you come along and try to talk shit about her? WTF man. Except I think you got confused about who she's dating because that sounds a lot like the suicidal dude on Twitter that has multiple accounts, all of which scream depression and creepy look-at-me vague posts. Sarah doesn't date that dude, she dominates him. Ok I get it now you got confused because DATES is inside the word DOMINATES. So yeah I totes get it now if you forgot the OMIN."

Greggo is looking seriously perturbed here but then he gets a light bulb over his head! He grabs the light bulb and looks into it, and goes "Oh yeah!"

He smiles at Maddy. It's all coming together now.

"Gurrrrrrl I was so mad. I surrously thought you were throwing shade on my client. After what Lane did, and how I can tell the XWF is fucking her over for SOTM already, I was scurred! But I get it now."

"I get it."

"Yer talkin' about that dingbat named Centurion who has the weird love affair thingy with Fuzz! He tuh-tuh-tuh-TOTALLY has had free title reigns too, prolly like 60 of them, and Fuzz tried to give him a free Uni reign but Centy was so old he fell asleep instead of winning, thus leading to my client's successful cash in on Fuzz instead of Cent!"


Greggo holds up that hand. He is so ready for that high five.

"Heh heh yeah, fuck Centurion!"

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#5
08-07-2020, 06:14 PM

Madison looks utterly aghast!

What?! No! Of course I wasn't throwing shade at Sarah! Are you kidding? She's the BEST thing going! I....*sigh*....

Madison rubs her temples.

Alright, let's take a breather and recap.

No, I wasn't talking about Ruby, the plucky feel good hero who has been rendered completely irrelevant by yours truly's turn to the light. The XWF has the hero it needs. Me. Not the plain faced, pre-adolescent boy body having, no sense of color coordination perennial c-show denizen.

Nor is it Robert Main, who, I will give props to for correctly realizing that Sarah is his better. Unfortunately, he also seems to have begun a tragic slide into early onset dementia as my recent XTreme championship pin attempts have shown. Before long the only thing he will be champion of is ill timed erections when the nurse comes to change his catheter.

It is not James Raven, who along with desperately trying to hide rapidly encroaching gray roots, is indeed the laziest motherfucker in the XWF front office. Which is a shame because I THINK he actually cared at one point. Rumor has it he's the one who had Steve Sayors do those championship rankings a while back. You remember? The ones that (very) briefly gave some semblance of order to XWF's booking strategies before they once again settled on "fuck it, another title shot for Mastermind!" Hoooo boy, those were the (very, very few) days!

And finally, it is not Centurion, who is still old and farty and cranky because he's overdue for a prostate milking.

Madison takes a bow.

But, because you still haven't gotten it right, I think we have now arrived at the Visual Aids Round! I'm going to show you two pictures Greggo, and those images should finally lead you to the correct answer once and for all? Ready?

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Madison playfully nudges Greggo with her elbow. Ehhhhh? Ehhhhhhhh? Is it starting to come together? Is it....OH FUCK!

Suddenly, Madison slips in a big clump of SHIT that fell off of Greggo! As she stumbles, she drags Greggo to the floor where she lands on top of him. There's so much SHIT you cant even tell where Madison ends and Greggo begins! She wails in disgust as the ref starts the count.

1....


2....

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#6
08-08-2020, 12:03 AM

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...........................................................................................................................................Greggo has been staring at the pictures for like 3 days now. Oh yeah he kicked out already too but that footage is missing since, ya know, some of the stuff that happens around here magically escapes the cameras that were right there immediately before and after. "Sometimes the XWF cameras have bigger strokes than the tryhards that are tryna tarnish my client Sarah's good clean name." Oh, good point Greggo!

Greggo is still staring at the 2 pics. He zooms in real close on them 1 at a time...

First, he zooms in and checks out that sexy Pacman pic.

Next, he zooms out and checks out the Asteroids pic.

3rd, he's zooming around the room like an airplane, looking at the Defender pic.

He shits himself, taking a wad of the shit and flinging it wildly at the picture of that joy stick.

"Mmmm I like the looks of that long black sdick. Friggin' hottttt!"

He looks at the next pic, which is the Atari video computer system. He jolts and pukes up some brown shit all over the pic! Daaaaaamn!

"Ugh uggghhhh mmmMMM! Yummayyyy. So how many picturez did you say? This is taking 4ever."

Now he sees the pic of the thermos! He looks confused as FUCK, dude. You should see the pained, contorted look on his ballsac. It's worse than the one on his face but just as moist.

Finally, he sees that last pic. The picture of the thermos handle. He admires the curvature and blackness of the ever so slightly bent cock, and gets jealous af.

"I wish my dick were that big n' black oh well maybe next year."

What?

"Gurl I don't have a clue where this be going. You said you had two pics for me to peep and you end up showing like a trazabazillian pics to me and I'm all like WTF maaaaaan. You gotta slow this shit down for me chica I can't read your riddlebox of pics. I dunno I'm just gonna toss a wild salad guess here, and say UR talking about Steve Jason's dumb ass. So sick of him being so lazy but getting everything shoved into all his anal corridors fer free."

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#7
08-08-2020, 01:32 PM

"Sarahs better then you. I win."

Knowing he has sealed the victorious victory with that unbeatable line, he raises his hand in victory as the victor. He's so sure of himself he even gets a chubby.

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#8
08-08-2020, 04:07 PM

Oh for cripes sakes, Greggo! One FINAL clue, and if you don't get it I give up this whole charade. Here is an actual picture of the person I am talking about. Once again, I repeat....A PICTURE OF THE PERSON I AM TALKING ABOUT!

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And...what's this? By golly, it even has her NAME in the picture! And the name of the paper championship she was awarded to boot!

Now, if you still don't get this I swear to God I might stroke out! You don't want me to have a stroke, do you? I'll end up an absent minded doddering moron who smells like chap leather, cheap steak and BO like Robert Main. You don't want that for me...do you?

She bats her eye lashes at Greggo, all the while reluctantly putting a hand on his chest for one final pin attempt.

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#9
08-09-2020, 07:27 PM

Greggo has been taking his sweet time just staring at this image while Maddy pins him. He blinks again (and had already blinked 333,333,333 times) and KICKS OUT LIKE A CHAMP!!!!!!
!!!!!......aka all he did was get a shoulder up, but it's enough. He's comfortable.

"Mmmmmm I can't make out dem gurls"

He squints as the image hovers over him and keeps getting closer. Everything is so blurry to him because of (not going to list all his problems or we'll be here all day let's just say his vision is fucked ok?) that all he sees is what he perceives as two different blurry women and a bunch of blurry writing everywhere.

"Mandii Rider and Tomoko Hanahara????"

He smiles and starts doing pelvic thrusts, popping Maddy high into the sky on the 7th thrust! He kips up and gets under her as she falls back to Earth, and he catches her! He's a hero! Even if he did slip! Because SHIT EVERYWHERE!

"Now it's my turn gurl who em I purrtending playing as?"

"Oh look at me I like to eat shit. Oh look at me I put shit in condoms. Oh look at me then I put them in the freezer because it's so cool. I'm world famous and all over Reddit but for all the wrong shitty reasons. I'm smelly and my balls haven't been cleaned in about 8 years. Who am I?"

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#10
08-10-2020, 05:23 AM

Boy, there were a lot of hurt butts and filled diapers in this tussle!


Still Champion - Greggo

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#11
08-10-2020, 06:38 AM

IT WAS ATARA THEMIS, GOD DAMMIT!

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#12
08-10-2020, 08:36 AM

"It was wha wait whauhh? HUH? WELL I OBVIOUSLY WAS NEVER GONNA GUESS A NAME YOU JUST MADE UP MADDY! What the heck!"

"That's why you lose. You have to give good enuff clues for me to be able to make the right guess, silly."

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