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A New Hero!
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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) Offline
EOL15072023



XWF FanBase:
Mixed

(loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#1
06-22-2020, 03:20 PM

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The still image fades out to...




























HOLY SHIT! IT'S VITA FRICKIN VALENTEEN!!

[Image: vita.png]

"No!! She's not a fuckin' hero and I proved it when I blasted that dumb bitch in the back of the skull as she carelessly allowed herself to get caught up in that pitiful reaction she was gettin'! Once again Tula, the hero with a face, has proven that her motivations have less to do with heroics as she'd like you to think, and everything to do with the fact that this bitch is treatin' this business with Ruby like it's some audition for American Idol. Tula "what's-her-shit" doesn't give a damn about anyone or anything that doesn't somehow FIRST benefit her. This bitch is acting like she wants to do the "right thing" and be a hero to Ruby, because she's so good at that that fucking Sarah Lackan of all people, felt it necessary to make a return since like she said, Ruby was literally getting attacked by EVERYBODY while Mrs. T was always nowhere to be found!"

"That's because Tula Keali'i is only offerin' her assistance in this battle against BOB because she knows that doin' so will get her further up the card than a million matches with the Gage Gannon's and Melanie "Crayzee" Childs of the world! The only thing you didn't count on was just how HA
RD it was goin' ta be facing the world's most powerful supervillains did ya darlin'?"

"Uh?"

AH-HEM!!"

"I know that's what you're about because if you REALLY wanted to be a hero, you wouldn't fame chasing in the XWF, now would ya former Army Ranger, rank unknown, assuming private, judging by XWF career thus far, likely correct..."

"Unless maybe she fucked her way into a promotion?"

"Ah, whatever, it doesn't matter! What does matter is this!"


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"When you come into this company all excited, pumped up, full of your own shit, thinking to yerself about how hard you been workin'. How much time, sweat, blood you've put into getting here. You come in, you get that traditional evaluation match, unless you REALLY shit the bed or are one of those unlucky fucks who debut against a future legend and XWF all-time top 50 member Micheal Graves, you usually pick up these wins fairly easy. This boost the ego. Any doubtful thoughts that you may have had when first stepping into the unknown are now a distant memory. You've fully bought into yer own hype, and soon enough, it fucks ya! To the best, it takes a while. They get groomed into main spot players, others get fed to them. Seems that's the role that you're career's been going as of late."

"Shame, really it is. Being as talented as I, and the rest of BOB are, I can't help but shed a tear for the pitiful losers of the XWF who try so very very hard to become the wrestler they "KNOW" they can be, only to find others just stomping them into the dirt over and over again until finally..."


"SNAP!"


"Their spirit breaks, and they exit the XWF with their tail between their legs..."



*COUGH* Atari! *COUGH*


"Fighting by Ruby's side ain't goin' to stop that from happenin' to you darlin'. If anything, it's just going to expedite the process because face it, you just don't stack up to BOB."

"But!! You know what they say?"

"If you can't beat them, JOIN BOB!"

"BOB could be just the thing to turn that sinking career into a soaring eagle!"

"ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH BOB!"

"Micheal has a magical potato that Shane gave him years ago, and it pretty much gives him the ability to make anything a reality. So maybe it would be enough to make you not be the shittiest wrestler to enter this company since Chasm's kid... Oh what's his name again?"


SUDDENLY AN ARROW ZOOMS FROM AN OPEN WINDOW!

VITA STEPS OUT OF THE WAY, TURNING AS THE ARROW PASSES BY!

THUD!

By the time the arrow passes, Vita has magically morphed into Graves, revealing that this was NOT actually Vita Valenteen.

Micheal walks over to the wall where the arrow landed. Theirs a note tied to the arrow.

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Micheal looks out the window to see an unknown figure watching on from the roof of a building a few spots down.

[Image: who.png]

"Hmm, seems a new "hero" is about..."


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