[The scene opens up to a retro 70s party, we see JB and Tommy stumble onto the house where everyone was having a good time. They have no clue how the stumbled up there, but they see two fine alien looking ladies wearing white thigh high boots, red dress, with their hair down past the back. They head up to their vicinity, as they look at the out of place duo.]
JB:So, you both like jazz?
[They remain silent, as Tommy punches JB in the arm.]
Tommy: JB, shut up i got this… so, how long you both are planning to stay here at this party?
[Then one of the alien girl starts to giggle, and speaks. while the other one beamed her eyes at JB.]
???: We don’t know, maybe until we get beamed back up on our ship. We are just visiting this planet for our “excursion” so to speak.
Tommy: So i guess that means… y’all are spying on humans?
JB: Nah man, they aren’t spies or anything. Anyways, i’m JB and this is Tommy. What are your names?
???: I’m Your’kia and my sister is Nokia, we hail from planet 69. We millions of years old, but still look like we are in our late teens.
[As soon they heard that, they slowly back away from them, trying to not catch a case. But they both move closer towards them, and spills their cups of unknown substances on both of them.]
Nokia: Oh my gawd, like so sorry earthlin— i mean JB and Tommy. Let me take your shirts and put them in a contraption called a “washing machine”
Tommy: We are good, we aren’t in this timeline neither. So how about we go to the backyard. Let have ourselves a convo.
[Then suddenly all four of them are in the backyard, and JB and Tommy see them both speaking privately. Then they both escort them into a secret bedroom that was in a treehouse.]
Nokia: So this is our hideout, this were we plan and make moves at. We hear that you boys are going to Area 51, is that right?
[Both men nod their heads.]
Your’kia: You both must stop from from finding the truth.
JB: What truth?
Your’kia: Lets forget about this conversation. Look into my three chested breast.
[Then both of them are flashed back into the party, and they see the same scene played out. But this time, JB and Tommy spilled the drinks on the two alien girls.]
???: AH YOU EARTHLINGS SHALL RUIN MY DRESS!! AHHH!!!
[Then she runs off to the bathroom, as her sister follows her. Then they are pulled into some vortex, and falls right back to their home, with two special visitors at their living room.]
Ann Thraxx: JOHN FUCKING BLACK!
SOPHIA: TOMMY MY FOOT FREAK!
JB & TOMMY: AH SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN!
[Then the scene fades to a freeze frame with their shocked faces, with stock characters laughing in the background.]
\\\\\\TOO MANY COOKS!//////
[We see the duo waking up from their “dream” at parking lot of the nearest rest stop near Nevada.]
Tommy: Man, i can’t believe we stumbled onto the 70s house party, that damn Doja Cat song! I guess we listened to that song on repeat as we took a rest stop at Nevada. I think those shroms i got from that hippy joel fella earlier kicked in, it got us into some shit.
JB: As much as I don’t like to do hard stuff, it was fucking trippy as fuck! I saw my old dead flame, and you saw your still hospitalized Sophia. But those two alien chicks said something about the truth, and from that point i blanked out of it.
Tommy: I don’t know what they said, but i wanted to feel up on some alien three tits, and fuck their green slimey pussys. I kinda wish i saw what their toes looked like.
[JB smacks Tommy over the head, as he looked annoyed over his perversions.]
JB: Man, can you chill with all that perv shit, we aren’t even in the damn strip yet to think so perverted this morning. Until we get to the strip, we need to focus on our match against Ruby and Lacklan, thats coming up in less than a week.
Tommy: Man, you think i’m worry about those two wannabe heroes? I’m kinda shocked that Lacklan decided to show her face back last show. Heh, they aren’t much of a problem to me and THUGS man; so i’d advice you to just chill and focus on those alien tits we might see if we get those keys from them.
JB: Gadamn T, if you aren't going to take it serious then fine. If we somehow manage to beat those two wannabe heroes and unlock the “truth” then so be it. It’s not like we are gonna find the truth anyways, since i know those two are going to be favored HIGHLY by the powers that be. This match is fucking joke, and we fighting essentially in a freaking hot ass desert? Man the things we do for Anarchy, once this match is over, we finna go to the strip and let loose on our pervertedness.
Tommy: That’s the spirit JB, plus we know those two girls are just mere extension of who these fans want to praise anyways. You’re right, so what if we repeat the same lame mantras? at least it’s way more relevant than those two will ever be in the company. At the end of the day, we just thuggish ruggish bones looking for ah come up. So fuck Ruby, Lacklan, and the military facility keys; lets get outta here before it’s afternoon traffic, JB.
[Then JB starts the car up, and as soon as he reverses, they hear Say So on the radio, and they start to jam out to it as the drive off as the scene fades off.]
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